Programmer Challenges RIAA Investigators 238
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "In court papers filed today in Manhattan federal court, programmer Zi Mei has slammed the investigation on which the 'ex parte' orders obtained in the RIAA's cases against consumers are based. Armed with Mei's affidavit, a midwesterner -- sued in Atlantic v. Does 1-25 in New York City as 'John Doe Number 8' -- has asked the judge to vacate the 'ex parte' order on the ground that the RIAA doesn't have the evidence it needs to get such an order. If Doe wins, the RIAA's subpoenas to the ISP, for its subscriber's identities, will be thrown out."
IMPRESSIVE (Score:4, Funny)
SILLY HU-MAN (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what the fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, young Padawan learner, you have discovered a truth. Now put down your light saber, it is time to teach law, so that in time you to will be paid $200 an hour to write word salad.
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You can also find a lot of links about it on Slashdot.
ahem (Score:5, Funny)
Who's Pat, and why do the police have him? Why would you want someone who's so heavy?
Word Salad? (Score:5, Funny)
What language was that in? (Score:2, Funny)
What is "slammed the investigation" supposed to mean?
Is Mei the midwesterner? Who's this "Atlantic" character? Is he the big boss?
Is there someone codenamed "Does 1-25"? Maybe that person is playing "John Doe Number 8" in the off-Broadway version of this article submission?
Also, I think that last sentence about about the RIAA's subpoenas could've used some parentheses in there somewhere.
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A.K.A. "The Recursive Slashdot Effect"
Re:down with Media Sentry (Score:2, Funny)
I think that next week we'll see the BMG settlement enter into the Enron trial proceedings. My guess is that the defense will contend that the Sony rootkit was possibly installed on their computers, resulting in their accounting software reporting music company profits instead of the actual profits that Enron may or may not have had.
This resulted in the senior management relying on data that while it may have been incorrect, they had no reason to suspect it and should thereby recieve a complete download of an album from 1 of 200 (my goodness, I'm betting that 198 of them will be in the public domain and the other too will be Buck Owens' Greatest Hits and Buck Owens with AC/DC on "Dirt Road to Hell". In turn they will not only go free, but get some great Tunes!