NSA Caught With The Cookies 329
zardo writes "The associated press is reporting that the NSA is putting cookies on visiting computers. Apparently it is unlawful for the government to put anything but a session cookie out unless it's expressed in the site's privacy policy." From the article: "Don Weber, an NSA spokesman, said in a statement Wednesday that the cookie use resulted from a recent software upgrade. Normally, the site uses temporary, permissible cookies that are automatically deleted when users close their Web browsers, he said, but the software in use shipped with persistent cookies already on. ... In a 2003 memo, the White House's Office of Management and Budget prohibits federal agencies from using persistent cookies _ those that aren't automatically deleted right away _ unless there is a 'compelling need.' A senior official must sign off on any such use, and an agency that uses them must disclose and detail their use in its privacy policy."
Perfectly understandable (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I call shenanigans. (Score:3, Funny)
Unlawful??? (Score:5, Funny)
"NSA"???
Did I mistakenly click on a link for the Onion?
sigh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I call shenanigans. (Score:5, Funny)
What, cant it be both?
Next up: NSA keeping logfiles (Score:5, Funny)
What do I care? (Score:5, Funny)
OMG! (Score:3, Funny)
Cookies? (Score:5, Funny)
I hear that... (Score:5, Funny)
Hot Password Cracking Tools for 2006 (Score:1, Funny)
Penny wise pound foolish (Score:3, Funny)
Sometimes I ended up helping friends with computer problems. The most annoying to deal with are the ones which equate cookies with virus's due to media hype, "I can't get my stock quotes" "you need to have cookies turned on for that website" "COOKIES?! Are you kidding they can see everything I do, even watch me have sex with my wife" "But you don't even have a web cam" "You need to do some reading young man [when your almost 40 thats almost flattering], here look at this www.paranoidnutjob.com, see! Don't go putting me at risk by recommending that I accept cookies! A friend wouldn't do that to a friend, your no friend of mine! Your an agent for the greys!" "ummm I I guess your meds have run out, I just remembered I left a candle burning at home, got to run."
Re:No right to privacy with the war on terror (Score:4, Funny)
move along... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I call shenanigans. (Score:2, Funny)
No, that would put them into a cat state.
Re:Double Shenanigans (Score:2, Funny)
If, however, I was trying to divert attention from a serious abuse I'd performed, I'd release a story exactly like this. It's got the word "cookie", which is about as high-tech as Joe Sixpack ever gets about security, so he can get all upset -- and it's simultaneously a non-issue, which means everyone from the Blogosphere to Dan Rather can trot out an "expert" to tell Joe Sixpack that if this is the NSA at its most dastardly, then he has nothing to fear even if he's got something to hide
~readjusts phase coils ~
and the story I'd release would be the same, whether or not I was NSA, looking to divert attention from the fact that I wanted to trawl through the set of data originally destined for
~tweaks fnord emitter~
or whether I was the Party official who ordered NSA to do stop dumping all that good stuff into
Which is it, one coil, or more than one? With that, you have lost all legitimacy to me... your cover is slipping, you CIA spydog! I will not trust you!
Re:What do I care? (Score:5, Funny)