Lie Detectors to be Used for Airline Security 504
swimgeek writes "A new walk-through airport lie detector being made in Israel may prove to be the toughest challenge yet for potential hijackers or drugs smugglers. The product has been tested in Russia and should be commercialized soon. The software in the detector picks up uncontrollable tremors in the voice that give away liars or those with something to hide, say its designers. Passengers that fail the test are then required to undergo further questioning or even search."
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In Soviet Russia... (Score:5, Funny)
Tell the truth! (Score:5, Funny)
If you're honest, you get cleared, right?
"Are you a terrorist?"
"Yes."
"Go on through."
In future news... (Score:5, Funny)
I found out how the lie detector works. Bend suspect over, shove device in rectum. I only hope that everyone (including officials) has to go through it, equally.
Could be good... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What if they... (Score:5, Funny)
Why dont they test the TSA agents? (Score:4, Funny)
TSA = Thousands Standing Around
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2, Funny)
Feynman (Score:5, Funny)
They searched the place high and low, never finding the door. Someone suggested the fraternity President ask each member, on their honor as a member of the fraternity, if they had stolen the door. So he worked his way down the line, and came to Feynman.
"Richard Feynman, on your honor as a member of the fraternity, did you steal the door?"
"Yes."
He replied, "Quit screwing around, Feynman!", and moved on to the next guy. Everyone else denied having taken the door.
Eventually Feynman took pity on the guys and returned the door and (I believe) confessed. When he did, there was an uproar, as people claimed he had lied.
Obligatory simpsons quote... (Score:1, Funny)
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
*BZZT!*
A date.
*BZZT!*
Dinner with friends.
*BZZT!*
Dinner alone.
*BZZT!*
Watching TV alone.
*BZZT!*
All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
*BZZT!*
Sears catalog.
*DING!*
Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
*BZZT!*
Heh heh... he does deserve that kind of shabby treatment.
Re:Oh goodie (Score:3, Funny)
Do you mean like this funny video clip? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2, Funny)
Episode #163 (Score:1, Funny)
Homer: Yes! [The machine blows up]
Re:toughest challenge (Score:2, Funny)
You mean the black ball spherical object with a fuse coming out of the top?
Tremors? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm elderly, you insensitive clods.
Re:I prefer this instead... (Score:2, Funny)
Just hire my mom ... (Score:4, Funny)
Not really a lie, is it? (Score:3, Funny)
If anything, it's a lie by omission - you didn't say *what* it was for massaging.