RIAA Sues a Child 1093
dniq writes "You may remember the previously posted story about a case against a mother, which was dropped by the RIAA right after her lawyers moved to dismiss the case.
Well, guess what? The RIAA has brought a lawsuit against the mother's daughter - now a 14 year old girl - and moved for appointment of a guardian at litem."
Next on the list (Score:5, Funny)
Wont... (Score:5, Funny)
...somebody think of the children!
And this surprising how? (Score:5, Funny)
You can't trust goldfish (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe (Score:5, Funny)
Silly World (Score:4, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, an unborn is sued for cognisance as his mother listened to an illegaly downloaded song.
In other news.. (Score:5, Funny)
Harvest Her Organs (Score:5, Funny)
I can see the headlines right now... (Score:3, Funny)
Or, as they said in the movie [imdb.com]... I love the smell of napalm early in the morning.
Nice work RIAA. With lawyers like these, who needs enemies? Or p.r. people, for that matter?
(Yes, this is funny. Laugh).
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Yea, it's a troll, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Re:Disgusting (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, poor things. How do they sleep at night?
Oh yeah, I forgot.
On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.
Re:And this surprising how? (Score:1, Funny)
The supremes? I thought this would be more in Michael Jackson's area
Re:Uhh... who should they target? (Score:4, Funny)
If I couldn't DL music from usenet... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good thing I don't live in the States... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... Part 2 (Score:3, Funny)
RIAA files suit against God for "willful neglect" in creating man. The suit goes on to describe a number of ways that man is flawed including but not limited to:
Is it me, or is the RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now.
"Go to bed right now, or the RIAA is going to get you!" *child screams and runs to bed*
Valuable lesson (Score:4, Funny)
well at least they can't sue me... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Next on the list (Score:4, Funny)
Lawyer : Did you download songs from the internet?
Goldfish : I don't remember
Lawyer : Did you discuss downloading songs with the defendant?
Goldfish : I have no recollection of that.
Lawyer : Did you install the Kazaa "filesharing" software
Goldfish : I don't remember.
Lawyer : Do you authorise illegal shipments of arms to Iran, in exchange for money to covertly fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua?
Goldfish : Jesus, even I know that that was Ronald Reagan.
But... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wont... (Score:3, Funny)
Obligatory Pink Floyd reference (Score:3, Funny)
All in all it's just another suit on the wall
All in all you're just another suit on the wall
Can I get sued now, for infinging on some songtext copyright?
The Obvious Defense (Score:5, Funny)
[sounds of rap, house, whatever it is that "kids listen to these days"]
D: Are these the sound recordings you are accusing my client of having illegally downloaded?
P: Yes, so stipulated.
D: Your honor, we agree these sound recordings were downloaded, however, no copyright can be held because that's not music and as the court knows, noise cannot be copywritten.
J: So noted. Case dismissed, with prejudice. Get that crap out of my courtroom.
Re:RIAA Sues a Guilty Person (Score:2, Funny)