My wife and I are employed at the same company... Does that mean I don't have to talk to her anymore afterwork? Thank you NLRB!!! I'm soooo shot-gunning two beers tonight and watching ESPN.

So wait, they are going to ban my drinking! What next, no more vodka shots during breaks? Then what, they are going to replace the coke and rum dispenser with WATER!? THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Oh wait, what was TFA about again?

and a bonus...you won't have to get up off the couch to go to bed ;-)

It's healthy to have time to yourself, your family, and your hobbies.

Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...

Or to work. You might want to turn over every six episodes of Friends to prevent yourself from melding into the couch though.

Why do you call the U.S.A the "land of the free"?

They mean free as in beer, not free as in freedom. :o)

Maybe you could fall under an exemption for a pre-existing relationship (something like a "My baby's Daddy" clause)

"Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with... ...any of my co-workers when we are off the clock."

You read slashdot and are concerned about having sex with a co-worker? I'm confused on so many levels.

Otherwise, I reserve the right to date, have sex with... any of my co-workers when we are off the clock.

Maybe your coworkers ought to have some input in that, too...

This falls under 'human rights'. Which you cannot sign away.

Sorry, someone's working on that too.

Why dampen sensationalism with the facts? :)

3) Where is the ACLU to challenge this?

They are busy suing a 7 year old kid for saying, "One nation under God," when the kid next to him didn't want to hear it and having a 70 year old store owner in Alabama arrested for having a printoff of the 10 commandments hanging up behind the register. They need to take care of that important stuff first before looking at little things like this.

"... coworkers while in their work uniforms. "

Dammit their goes my dream of working at a strip club so i can have sex with the dancers after hours. Have to tell them to keep their clothes on so we don't get fired.

No, 2005-1984 = 10. You do see that, don't you, citizen? How many fingers am I holding up?

Listen fella, if you don't come in on Saturday, don't bother coming in on Sunday.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Not only can I tell you how many, I can tell you wich one.

As an aside, the worker was spending his days urinating in the A-B stills.

But A-B couldn't definitively prove that it was him making their beer taste like piss, so they had to fire him for drinking a competitor's product.

Rumor has it that someone is still pissin' around in the plant.....

Now it's about you!? It's always about you. I'm sick of it! I'm leaving for go live with my mother and I'm taking the kids with me!!!

...er, no wait, I meant 'one' not 'you'