Identity Thieves Drain Unemployment Benefit Funds 496
Makarand writes "According to a News.com.com article, the
defrauding of state government
unemployment benefit programs is the most underpublicized identity theft crime
and the states are not doing much about it. Identity thieves are using
stolen social security numbers to file false unemployment claims and collecting
benefits because the states have no systems in place to deter fraud. In fact,
it is easier to convert stolen identity data into money by filing
false unemployment claims than going after the credit card companies." From the article: "File a false unemployment claim and you can receive $400 per week for 26 weeks. Do it for 100 Social Security numbers and you've made a quick $1.04 million. It's tough to make crime pay much better than that."
Tell me about it (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, but are they really thieves? (Score:5, Funny)
sorry, but where is the HOWTO file ? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Easier the other way... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, lets make such a list so someone can go and steal it.
Quick? (Score:3, Funny)
Quick compared to what? Bank robbery?
Re:Quick?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Check for actual unemployment? (Score:3, Funny)
MRS. SOKOL: You know you only have two more weeks before your benefits run out.
GEORGE: Yes and I was hoping
MRS. SOKOL: So where have you been looking for work?
GEORGE: Well you know what I've discovered Mrs. Sokol. It's not so much the looking as the listening. I listen for work. And as I'm looking and listening I am also looking. You can't discount looking. It's sort of a combination. It's looking, and listening, listening and looking. But you must look.
MRS. SOKOL: Can you be specific about any of these companies?
GEORGE: Specific, Ah, lets see. I've walked in and out of so many buildings they all
MRS. SOKOL: Well just give me one name.
GEORGE: Absolutely, uh, lets see there's, uh, Vandaley Industries, I just saw them. I got very close there. very close.
MRS. SOKOL: And what type of company is that?
GEORGE: Latex, latex manufacturing
MRS. SOKOL: And you interviewed there?
GEORGE: Yes, for a sales position. Latex salesman, the selling of latex, and latex related products. They just wouldn't give me a chance.
MRS. SOKOL: I'm going to need an address and a phone number for this uh, Vandaley company...
GOERGE: You like gum? 'Cause I have a friend in the gum business. I got a gum guy. I make one phone call. I got boxes of delivered right to your door.
MRS. SOKOL: The address!
GEORGE: YYYDDSSHE(?)
MRS. SOKOL: No.
GEORGE: Jose Jimenez,
MRS. SOKOL: The ADDRESS!
GEORGE: uh, Uh, Vandaley Industries, is uh. 129 West 81st street. It's a very small industry Vandaley. It's one of the reasons I wanted to uh, work for them.
MRS. SOKOL: The PHONE number.
GEORGE: That's uh, KL5-8383. Are you calling them soon because, they keep very strange hours.
MRS. SOKOL: As soon as I'm done wit you!
GEORGE: Sure, well uh, you know I'll check in with you next week uh, I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon. All right, really go to uh,.
[George runs down hall]
Re:Your... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Check for actual unemployment? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe we should all shop at the government grocery store too.
Tattoos (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Check for actual unemployment? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah, but are they really thieves? (Score:3, Funny)
Your identity wants to be free!