Microsoft To Add A Black Box To Windows 514
An anonymous reader writes "According to ZDNet, Microsoft plans to add the software equivalent of a 'black box' flight recorder to Windows. According to the article, 'The tool will build on the existing Watson error-reporting tool in Windows but will provide Microsoft with much deeper information, including what programs were running at the time of the error and even the contents of documents that were being created.'" Commentary available via C|Net as well.
Just like the real black boxes (Score:5, Funny)
But (Score:3, Funny)
So... (Score:3, Funny)
So one mans spyware is another mans "helpful utility"?
Right, now many of you will call me a Mac fanatic and mod me down, but seriously: Apple does not think of shit like this... I can just see the new virus' composed to utilize the flaws in this feature... Wait, I got it, they will use it to compete with Apple's Automator in Tiger:
"Tired of having to go to the store to buy the latest Microsoft product? Now you will never have to again! The windows automator(tm) scans all your messages, emails, text documents, and computerized purchase orders for your credit card information, bank number, PIN numbers, etc; sends the data to the Microsoft data servers. Your information is then carefully protected, until the newest Microsoft product is ready for shipment. Then your accounts are drained, and everything you needed, even if you didn't know it, will be shipped to your door. Remember: Microsoft works...."
And yes, I read the article, and the passage: " "Our stance on this is that the user is in control," Sullivan said. "In the consumer environment, you will be presented with a dialog that clearly gives you the choice whether to share the information and then also provides exactly what the detail is so you can parse character by character what's being sent."
But it kinda hurts the joke... That and with Microsoft's record of error, would you really trust this?
If they can do that (Score:4, Funny)
Who Else Loves Dr. Watson? (Score:1, Funny)
More effective logging (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome to... (Score:1, Funny)
Hmmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?
Re:What's In Your Box? (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, man, how old are you ?
yet another reason to switch. (Score:2, Funny)
visions of 1984 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:But (Score:3, Funny)
Porn fanatics and horders will be less than happy. (Score:2, Funny)
2012-03-14 @ 17:20: Windows Media Player crashed trying to load "Amazing Asses 70: The Return of the Brazilian Butts"
2012-03-16 @ 18:11: Windows Media Player crashed trying to load "The Adventures of Buttman".
Sounds like invasion of privacy to me. Not that I'm a porn addict or anything.
*runs out of thread fast*
It just works? (Score:2, Funny)
Or Max Headroom.. (Score:3, Funny)
Low expectations (Score:5, Funny)
C'mon, man. If the plane's going down, even a slahdork could probably find some girl on the plane who would be interested in a final go-round. Don't underestimate the power of impending death. It might be your best hope for losing your virginity.
Re:Just like the real black boxes (Score:5, Funny)
hawk, who was once offered condolences when he said this . . .
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
[west virginia slur is random and not aimed at any one individial]
Re:Just like the real black boxes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just like the real black boxes (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Low expectations (Score:5, Funny)
I tried to, but was shot down :(
Re:Low expectations (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
Pleasuring yourself one last time before you die?
No -- in Soviet Russia, the plane goes down on you! (Ewww...)
Re:Low expectations (Score:3, Funny)
Man, talk about a quickie!
At least you have an excuse, if she starts to say "Boy, that was short!".
With voice recognition turned on... (Score:3, Funny)
11:34:46: A few exception stack numbers etc. 11:34:49: User said:"Duck". 11:34:53: User said:"Ewe phukkan piss of shirt". 11:34:53: HDD reports tracking errors due to high impact shock.
Re:Low expectations (Score:3, Funny)
No offense if I pass you by.