all move^Woutsource ourselves to india now!

We have begun the process of outsourcing your freedom! The stormtroopers will be by shortly to collect any remaining freedoms, so we can send them to a foreign country where it will be cheaper to maintain them. In the meantime, sit tight, don't go anywhere, and please refrain from speaking with other citizens or posting to the Interweb with those blog thingies. Don't like it? Maybe you should have spoken up before the process began, like they did in India. Have a nice day.

Thanks,
The Government

Clearly a godless communist, regardless of what they say. It's time for a pre-emptive strike to bring True Freedom (American Version) to their country.

One of these days they're going to invent something, and they'll call it a backspace key. It will allow computer users to delete what they've already typed, without having to type ^W or ^H

camel jockey who's been replaced by a robot [cnn.com]!

This Just In: USA to Transfer Statue of Liberty to India

One of these days they're going to invent something, and they'll call it a backspace key. It will allow computer users to delete what they've already typed, without having to type ^W or ^H

Yeah, but it'll be patented in the USA, so posts like the trol^Wgrandparent won't be going away for a while.

Unless, of course, you're posting from India. ;-)

Soko

Indian parliament deleted the section from the patents bill regrading the software patents as left parties prevailed over the Government on the issue.

When submitting articles, is spell-check too much to ask for?

Spellchecking submissions? You must be new here.

Too late. Your defense system was found to be too expensive and has been outsourced to India.
Enjoy your stay.

Took me a few seconds to realise you were from india .. For a minute i thought you were from the USA and "on" some-thing