Utah Governor Signs Net-Porn Bill 941
All Names Have Been writes "House bill 260 has been signed into law by Utah's governor. It creates a list of websites that are not 'safe for children' and forces ISPs to block these sites for those who request it.
In addition, content providers who host or create content in Utah for profit must now rate their websites or face 3rd degree felony charges.
A similar law in Pennsylvania was struck down last year." (See this earlier story, too.)
gee its ok (Score:0, Funny)
Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
But now, I can't wait for that list to leak.
*Rubs hands together*
Re:Wow! (Score:1, Funny)
web sites to be banned in Utah (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Last ISP to leave Utah... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, how long until they move three feet over the state border to circumvent this?
Cool Job Opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
How many here would like to work for the UT AG's office as the official porn site screener? Can you imagine, getting decent pay, good benefits and spending your days surfing porn? I wonder if telecomuting is an option (I need saltwater proximity).
Re:the Constitution: our new toilet paper (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks Utah! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow! (Score:3, Funny)
Dude... (Score:5, Funny)
No guessing or assuming required.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:2, Funny)
Orrin Hatch, let me say this. You "win". Quotes are included on purpose.
Re:HAve you actually read the bill? (Score:2, Funny)
Google Translate.
Re:WRONG! (Score:3, Funny)
Presenting The UTAH ISP BOFH (Score:2, Funny)
Here's how I see Utah ISPs conforming to this new (yes, at this point, only proposed) legislation, *should* it become law:
Utah ISP rep: Thanks for calling XYZ Internet, how may I help you?
Caller: Um, yes, per SB 260, I demand you make any indecent or pornographic material inaccessible from my account!
Utah ISP rep: No problem ma'am, I can do that right now. What is your account name please?
Caller: My account is blah-de-blah.
Utah ISP rep:
Caller: ah, great, lemme just get online and uh.. hey, it says login incorrect.. and.. what the..
Utah ISP rep: *CLICK* (dial tone).. "If you'd like to make a call, please hangup and dial your operator."
Caller: AAAARGGHH!
Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship (Score:2, Funny)
OK, I'll ask you a few questions then.
-Do you believe that Joseph Smith had magic spectacles with which he translated the Book of Mormon?
-Why do Mormons wear long underwear with Masonic symbols on it?
-Do you believe that Native Americans rather than originating from crossing over from Siberia to Alaska are a lost tribe of the Israelites?
-Do you believe that blacks are the descendants of Cain; an associate of Lucifer as stated by your church?
-Do you believe you will rule your own planet when you die?
Re:WRONG! (Score:5, Funny)
...
Dallas, Texas
Oh, the irony...
Re:WRONG! (Score:5, Funny)
So how about a gun where the barrel is shaped like a dildo- that would be protected under the second Amendment. Man, THAT would confuse the hell out of a lot of Texans...
"You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
Hot Mormon action. (Score:4, Funny)
Second hand reviews of the movie Orgazmo, hear in detail why you should keep your wife/wives and children from seeing it.
Jittery in Seattle, also called 'They drink by night', lurid tales of coffee junkies in Seattle, staying up till way after 11pm, Not for the weak of stomach.
Christ-sploitation websites and how to thump your bible for Her Maximum pleasure.
Re:Utah makes TX and FL look good some times (Score:3, Funny)
The land of polygamy and marrying 13 year olds (wasn't that last year?) cracking down on porn? It's like the land of sleaze going crazy over just one nipple.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but he's still an asshole.
Re:Wow you're low brow (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not so fast (Score:1, Funny)
I'm announcing my intention to run for Attorney General of Utah.
Re:WRONG! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Utah as a religious dictatorship (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Kids have no rights... (Score:3, Funny)
Sooo... she'll be a rebellious stripper in about 6 more years?
Re:Wow you're low brow (Score:4, Funny)
OK. I tried this experiment. You were absolutely correct! I got the EXACT same reaction from both!
As a result I'm setting up a paypal account for all you slashdotters to poney up the dough for my bail. Who'd have guessed accosting a couple average-looking housewives would have stirred up so much trouble? BTW, NEVER, EVER tell a woman she is average looking...