MS Files for Broad XML/Word-processing Patent in NZ 363
Unloaded writes "In the New Zealand Herald, Adam Gifford has written an
article blasting Microsoft for burying the New Zealand Intellectual Property Office in paperwork. One example is Patent 525484, accepted by the office and now open for objections until the end of May, which says Microsoft invented and owns the process whereby a word-processing document stored in a single XML file may be manipulated by applications that understand XML."
Why the fight? (Score:-1, Funny)
Patent the idea of patenting other peoples ideas. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:salmacis (Score:5, Funny)
Shatner? (Score:4, Funny)
Would be better.
If it didn't read like.
One of Shatner's.
Speaches.
Re:Patent the idea of patenting other peoples idea (Score:3, Funny)
That's a good idea, I'll file a patent application right away!.
Re:Shatner? (Score:5, Funny)
Would be better.
If it didn't read like.
An 11 year-old's.
First spelling test.
Re:Oh, great. (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm. All we need is a generic tool that manipulates XML files but doesn't understand XML.
Hmmm. (Score:5, Funny)
This one slipped through the watchers... (Score:5, Funny)
Provisional patent application: PPA1283405995
Applicant: Microsoft Corp., Redmond
Date: 12-Feb-2005
Synopsis:
A rotating, magnetically polarised (variable), spherical device occupying a non-fixed position in time and space, comprising a semi-liquid core encased by an unstable, multi-layered outer shell surrounded by a mixed-composition liquid/gaseous environment with a range of complex environmental variances, capable of hosting a variety of surface and sub-surface, organic-based life forms supporting social and other interactions at various levels of intelligence using a range of simple-to-complex sensory devices.
Re:These guys are lame (Score:2, Funny)
Suggested solution (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Should be treated as fraud (Score:3, Funny)
Subject: Blame bill.
Hello all, this is your CEO. I just wanted you all to know that Bill Foobar from Internet Development got the good idea to patent something that was trivial - and we have a little problem because of it.
We are now in the process of restructuring to support our new business goal: making license plates. It is our plan to do this for the next 5 to 10 years, with vacation time for good behavior. If you are unsure how you will be needed in this regard, don't worry - you will be pressing license plates like the rest of us. See you tomorrow! Wear something you can get dirty.
Sincerely,
-Iquit Freely, CEO
Re:salmacis (Score:3, Funny)
Mom?!?