Gator CPO at the Department of Homeland Security 846
pcidevel writes "D. Reed Freeman, the "Chief Privacy Officer" of Claria Networks (formerly Gator), the creators of the pervasive spyware package GAIN, has been appointed to the Department of Homeland Security's "Data Privacy and Integrity Advisory Committee"."
EULA (Score:5, Funny)
The Onion (Score:5, Funny)
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what a joke! (Score:5, Funny)
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Oh, wait...
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First Paris Hilton gets hacked and now THIS? (Score:2, Funny)
It's official now. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what a joke! (Score:5, Funny)
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Huh? (Score:2, Funny)
This is a good fit (Score:4, Funny)
Mr freeman probably thinks he's arrived in heaven. he gets to keep on doing what he's best at, the spyware business, but this time it's for the government, so no more hassles from all those pathetic anti-spyware whiners.
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What they're not mentioing... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:uh.. (Score:5, Funny)
My suggestions:
Hannibal Lecter for the national food and agriculture comission.
Osama Bin Laden for air transport dept.
Saddam Hussein for human rights jury.
Michael Jackson for child abuse prevention network CEO.
And of course Bill Gates for president of ISO.
Can someone post his personal info? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:do something about it... (Score:5, Funny)
HOW DARE THEY DUB THEE SPYWARE! (Score:3, Funny)
Of course Gator isn't "spyware!!!" It is a perfectly fine way of business. Excuse me, I'm off to break into homes, hide, and pop up out of nowhere to sell viagra and insurance. Maybe I'll bug some phones for marketing information while I'm there.
Re:There's No Bottom (Score:5, Funny)
Well, the reasons are very complicated. First of all it is a good strategy because -
Hey look over there, gays undermining the biblical foundation of marriage!
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Homeland Security Launches Privacy Integration Initiative
For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
Contact: Donald Tighe, 202-282-8010
February 24, 2005
The Department of Homeland Security today announced new software to enable citizens to protect their personal data. The software, provided by a committe member's company, will enable personal information security by centralised all your information, including browsing habits, emails, credit card numbers, documents, spreadsheets and those jpgs of your ex you keep meaning to put on flashyourrack in one central location.
The software will also protect you from those mean advertisers who advertise things you shouldn't see like cheap generic drugs, stores other than Walmart and communist computer operating systems by replacing those ads with good old american advertising, including links to your local church Landover Baptist.
Installation of this protection software will become mandatory under the new CAN-PRIVACY act introduced by big business^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hyour benevolant rulers.
Its all perfectly clear. (Score:3, Funny)
its all done for your own good! for freedom! [popealien.com]
actual freedom may not be exactly as shown. privacy not included.
this is your lifez (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Always one 'tard in the crowd... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Rewarding incompetence, as usual (Score:2, Funny)
I thought he was reelected?
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I only hope that our new Drug Czar and DEA director, Mr. Cheech and Mr. Chong, will be as successful in their fight against those scummy potheads.
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Re:Nuala O'Connor Kelly? (Score:2, Funny)
Not that I'm suggesting, insinuating or supporting anything, of course.
In the news today ... (Score:1, Funny)
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Your right, it runs on goat.. never mind..
Re:DON'T SHUT UP!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Mod1: Hey Phil, you see that post from the guy telling Americans to rise up?
Mod2: Yeah, I was just about to mark it "Flamebait."
Mod1: And I was gonna mark it "Troll." But check it out: it says "Note to Mods: NOT A FLAME, NOT A TROLL!!!!!!"
Mod2: Yeah, in all caps.
Mod1: And with no less than six exclamation points.
Mod2: And when you've been on the internets as long as we have, you know that anyone who uses all caps and multiple exclamation points just has to be sincere.
Mod1: You certainly do, Phil.
Mod2: I'm marking this one "Informative."
Mod1: And I'm marking it "Insightful."
Mod2: It's a good thing he told us how to moderate his own post, or we could have made a huge mistake.
Mod1: You're certainly right about that, Phil.
Mod2: I think I'll start using heroin.
Mod1: Courtney Love said it makes you cool and moody.
Mod2: She certainly did. (Dies of overdose.)
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Re:And people wonder why... (Score:2, Funny)
What? I thought Mike broke the Hubble?
Punch a Monkey (Score:5, Funny)
As if we didn't need any more proof.... (Score:1, Funny)
not THE anti-christ, but a forerunner, kind of a prototype.
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nothing [mozdev.org]