Australian ISPs Required To Report Child Porn 655
rolling_or_jaded writes "As of the 1st of March 2005, Australian ISPs and web hosts will face fines of up to $55,000 if they can be used to access child pornography and do not refer the information to the police. Yikes. How on earth are the ISPs (and web hosts -- like my own very small-time and humble company) supposed to enforce this?"
With vaporware (Score:5, Funny)
With vaporware!
it's simple (Score:5, Funny)
New jobs? (Score:5, Funny)
Simple solution (Score:5, Funny)
Easy:
Dear Police,
My ISP can be used to access child pornography.
Thanks,
Every ISP on Earth
Simple! (Score:3, Funny)
simple solution for an ISP... (Score:5, Funny)
Child Abuse (Score:3, Funny)
Does this mean you could do 10 years for googling effective ways to spank a child?
Re:simple solution for an ISP... (Score:3, Funny)
I fail to see (Score:4, Funny)
Computer, camera and auto manufacturers should stop making these items which can be used in the creation and distribution of child porn, hotels house child porn makers and provide a haven for them, schools don't keep the children 24 hours a day, making the children available to pornographers, parents had the children in the first place, obviously leading to child porn, politicans consume most of the child porn, and Ayers Rock hasn't gone and fallen on the pornographers.
It seems rather clear to me that this still has not been taken to extent it needs to be to prevent all child porn. Why aren't lawmakers doing their jobs?
And when is someone going to go after the children? They obviously have something to do with it - they're in all of it. Geez, do I have to fix your big fence too? Get some priorities! Go after the problem, not the symptoms!
Re:Child Abuse (Score:1, Funny)
Sorry, that's patented:
Method of disciplining a child by sharp, repeated slaps to the posterior.
Of course, Amazon already has a one-slap patent, while Microsoft has one that allows strangers to appear off the street and randomly spank your child whenever they feel like it, though they're working on a fix for that.
Re:Age of Porno-Consent? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Periodic Hysterias (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot.org has been allowing its users to discuss child pornography.
Think of the children.
Sincerely,
Senator J. McCarthy IV
Re:New jobs? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:it's simple (Score:3, Funny)
You DISABLE the evil bit. Enableing the evil bit allows people acess to things like child porn and naked pictures of Oprah Winfrey and the like.
shouldnt they block it if they know its 'banned'? (Score:3, Funny)
re hosting, yeah thats an easy one to catch.
Why doesnt Autralia as a whole have a firewall like China and make those 'dodgy' sites disappear to all.
Re:PLEASE UPDATE THE STORY (Score:2, Funny)
Re:With vaporware (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks for giving us Americans one more reminder that there are indeed other countries even more fucked up than us.
Re:Don't demonise them (Score:5, Funny)
So... If I paint a pornographic picture on my 17yo girlfriends belly, that's childporn?
*ducks*
Re:This is SAD (Score:1, Funny)
To consider the possibility that the Thought Police might be unright is thinkcrime. Your posts are double-plus-ungood, comrade. Report to MiniLuv for counselling.
How are small-time ISPs supposed to enforce this? (Score:3, Funny)
Typical Conversation at ISP... (Score:2, Funny)
B: "Um sir, it looks like he is just downloading Linux ISOs"
A: "Linux what? Look, we can't take a chance and get fined. Report him, and let the police worry about it."
Can't access website (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Don't demonise them (Score:4, Funny)
Like it should be.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't demonise them (Score:3, Funny)
Rule of law? That's for liberal terrorist-lovin', latte-drinking pedophile defenders. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. You're either with us or against us.</sarcasm>
Are you sure? (Score:1, Funny)
How old is that law? If it's under 18 (or 16, or whatever), it's probably illegal for it to be fucked. If you have any information about that law being fucked, you must report it, citizen.
P.S. - If it turns out that an "underage" law actually wanted to and enjoyed being fucked, then it must be put into therapy until it acknowledges its deep emotional scars and overdoses on anti-depressants.