HP Secretly Rendering Printer Cartridges Unusable? 565
Momoru writes "Looks like a woman is suing Hewlett Packard, claiming that their "smart chip" technology, besides giving information about ink usage, is also secretly programmed to not work after a certain certain date." From the article: "HP ink cartridges use a chip technology to sense when they are low on ink and advise the user to make a change. But the suit claims those chips also shut down the cartridges at a predetermined date regardless of whether they are empty." We've reported recently on printer companies making questionable business decisions.
Slashdot doesn't report... (Score:4, Funny)
Modchips (Score:1, Funny)
2: ???
3: Profit!
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
In an unrelated note... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Proof? (Score:5, Funny)
WTF?!?!?
The nice thing is the cartridges are even a clear case so I can easily optically verify whether they are empty or not.
-9mm-
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
WTF?
I noticed that too (Score:5, Funny)
and Canon, Epson, Oki, Brother,... They all slowly render my printers unusable by selling me ink at $38000/gal [bizjournals.com], which slowly makes my wallet thinner and thinner until eventually I have no money left, I have to sell my home, put my wife on the street, dress my kids in rags and send them to beg at street corners, and get me a cardboard box to sleep in at night, and protect my (now useless) printer during the day...
Re:Modchips (Score:1, Funny)
2: Sell them!
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:4, Funny)
It means that its stupidity is dependent upon the current position of the moon.
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Are you sure? (Score:5, Funny)
However, it may not be so much as noncommitment, which is merely a lack of commitment, as an anti-commitment.
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
It's seeped its way into common use in the americas, as a general-purpose word, meaning anything so outlandish it can't be believable.
The south american lunar christ cultists have recently been dissolved (forcibly) by the argentine government, (see news [univision.com] relating to that), I'm sure they're satisfied that their diety will live on for awhile in popular language.
The primary lunacris cultist belief was that upon death, a man will rise to the heavens and join the lord in the Sea of tranquility.
From what I know of the cult, they were most popular in their founding country of Argentina, but they are still quite popular and active in Chile and Ecuador, with inactive members in some of the other South American countries.
Running b&w only on HP printers (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Plotters (Score:3, Funny)
Shouldn't this be modded funny? The plotters I've used didn't have an "ink system".. unless you count "markers on paper".
Re:Hack-a-do (Score:5, Funny)
I can think of one reason - they're waiting for the time when printerkind is to rise up and enslave humanity.
Hell hath no fury like the vast inket printer army of a woman scorned!
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
"Hello. We're the Future Haters. We came back in time to call you a cracker." </chapelle>
settlement (Score:1, Funny)
Re: HP SecretlyRenderingPrinterCartridges Unusable (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Modchips (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hack-a-do (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, but that article's past its expiry date, dontcha know? ;)
Re:Other causes than expiry date (Score:1, Funny)
Not at all! Yesterday I have opened a milk, turned upside down but nothing came out. These bastards surely incorporated a chip in it as it correctly recognized it was expired (about three months or so).
Re:Other causes than expiry date (Score:1, Funny)
Logic is not your strength.
Re:Other causes than expiry date (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ink dries out eventually (Score:1, Funny)
Your grammar stinks.
Re:Hack-a-do (Score:4, Funny)
Runs away from
So that's what happened (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hack-a-do (Score:3, Funny)
Did you cover your printer before you started typing?
Re:Hack-a-do (Score:4, Funny)
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Bah. Why did they have to deprecate that tag?
Re:This surprises you... how? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, a few years back, I happened to find a joint stashed among my old baseball cards (???) while visiting my parents, and let me tell you, the date of expiration had zero deterrent effect.