DC Could Ban 'Mature' Video Game Sales to Minors 578
DeathPooky writes "As a part of an effort to continue a reduction in crime in the nation's former murder capital, DC leaders are trying to pass a law banning the sale of mature video games to minors - along with harsh penalties to enforce the law. According to the article, 'A store that violates the law could lose its business license and face a fine of as much as $10,000.' This law mimics other such bans proposed in Virginia and Maryland. I can already feel the chilling effects from here."
Re:Not enforceable and here's why. (Score:5, Funny)
Now SHAME on you. You know that once something is declared illegal, nobody circumvents the law. Why else would the government pass them, huh?
For instance, when DC banned handguns, all handgun crime disappeared. Rifles and shotguns had been prohibited earlier, so now there are no murders from the use of a gun at all in DC.
Unfortunately, there still are too many videogames out there and somehow they can be used to kill (myself, I've only gotten an occasional papercut from them, but then I'm certainly not a qualified game killer either. And I've never killed anyone with my Glock 21 either, but I digress). Videogames, butterknifes, sporks, hot-dog skewers and numerous other dangerous killer objects still remain and must be made illegal so the residents of DC can be safe again.
Must suck to be so helpless...
Nethack to be first... (Score:3, Funny)
Have we learned nothing from Mars Attacks ? (Score:1, Funny)
Someday they'll build a board with a nail in it big enough to destroy them all.