Privacy Resolutions for the New Year

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Posted by michael on Saturday December 25, 2004 @07:07AM from the every-bit-helps dept.

Chris Hoofnagle writes "EPIC has released ten privacy resolutions for the New Year. In addition to losing weight next year, lose all those data brokers who are after your bits."

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Resistance is futile! (Score:5, Funny)

by Alwin Henseler ( 640539 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @07:30AM (#11180471)

Oh come on now! Just get your private banking records, secret software projects, xxx pics of your girlfriend & her mother, and goatse collection. Upload the shit to an FTP server, submit link on Slashdot, install webcams all over your home, and be done with it, okay?
Welcome to the no-privacy age!
Disclaimer: yes, you are correct in questioning my mental sanity. But then again, insanity is just a different view of reality, right?

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Tin Foil Hat (Score:1, Funny)

by Krusty_Klown ( 533651 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @07:35AM (#11180480)

I got a tin foil hat for Christmas!

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Number 11... (Score:5, Funny)

by telekon ( 185072 ) writes: <<canweriotnow> <at> <gmail.com>> on Saturday December 25, 2004 @07:50AM (#11180509) Homepage Journal

Grab a clean razor and dig the RFID tag out of your forearm.

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Re:Tin Foil Hat (Score:2, Funny)

by JustOK ( 667959 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @08:29AM (#11180556) Journal

We know. Please wear it. Its perfectly safe and secure. Please put it on now. Stop picking your nose too, please.

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Re:Cash purchases (Score:4, Funny)

by hugesmile ( 587771 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @08:38AM (#11180567)

I have found that they always accept "no" for an answer. However, you could always ask them back - "You give me your number first."

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Re:Resistance is futile! (Score:2, Funny)

by Swedentom ( 670978 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @09:34AM (#11180635) Homepage

goatse collection...
...submit link on Slashdot

I think we've seen that before! :-)

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Re:Cash purchases (Score:2, Funny)

by Darthmalt ( 775250 ) writes: on Saturday December 25, 2004 @12:19PM (#11181005)

I have found that they always accept "no" for an answer. However, you could always ask them back - "You give me your number first."

Hmm might try that next time I get the hot chick at Best Buy

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Privacy Resolutions for the New Year

Resistance is futile! (Score:5, Funny)

Tin Foil Hat (Score:1, Funny)

Number 11... (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Tin Foil Hat (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Cash purchases (Score:4, Funny)

Re:Resistance is futile! (Score:2, Funny)

Re:Cash purchases (Score:2, Funny)

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