How to Fix U.S. Patents 471
Frisky070802 writes "IEEE Spectrum has an interesting article on how to fix the U.S. patent system. It starts with an example of how broken the system is, with Smuckers suing a small company for crustless PB&J. It has a great overview of how the system has evolved and how much it favors the big patent holders, and suggests 3 specific fixes: 'create incentives and opportunities for parties to challenge the novelty and nonobviousness of an invention before the PTO grants a patent,' examine the important patents meticulously; don't waste effort on the unimportant ones that can be ousted early, and for examining prior art, use judges and special masters rather than uninformed juries."
Aha! (Score:2, Funny)
This just in... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, David Boies, acting on behalf of Darl McBride, has filed three suits against IEEE for infringement of patents #13,371,337 #3,133,731,337, and #8,013,580,135, "Method for fixing the US Patent System", "Method for Borking a Patent System", and "Method for Subtly Implying That Every Idea In The World Is Mine, All Mine", respectively.
How to fix patents? (Score:0, Funny)
I Would (Score:1, Funny)
Oh! (Score:5, Funny)
This is actually easy to fix... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And the chances... (Score:5, Funny)
Won't work... (Score:5, Funny)
The sharks will just carry them safely back to shore. ("Professional Courtesy".)
Re:Another idea (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah. What we need are competing power wire systems! I want a forest of wire strung about my city, darnit!
If you can't beat them... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:adult consent (Score:3, Funny)
Crustless PB&J? (Score:5, Funny)
And to think, David Carradine does this in Kill Bill, v. 2. I wouldn't have gone to see that movie if I knew it had a scene that displayed such contempt for the law!
Re:Aha! (Score:3, Funny)
It's pretty easy to fix US Parents... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Crustless PB&J? (Score:4, Funny)
No. Read the patent. [uspto.gov] It's actually a pretty clever design (though probably not original). The bread is crimped around the edge so the sandwich can stay for some time without danger of leaking. The jelly is surrounded by the sticky peanut butter, which both prevents jelly leaks and helps hold the edges of the bread together.
It looks like this (with bread slices at the top):
<PBJJJJJJPB>
\PBPBPBPBPB/
Re:Aha! (Score:3, Funny)
Ice? I didn't know that frozen water is considered a hard drug.
Re:Aha! (Score:3, Funny)
We're so well off in the USA we can even afford to have two standards. ;-)