No Honor Among Malware Purveyors 416
metalion writes "True to the saying 'no honor among thieves,' adware company, Avenue Media, is finding that competing adware company, DirectRevenue, is detecting and deleting their software. Now Avenue Media is crying foul and have filed a lawsuit against DirectRevenue stating that DirectRevenue 'knowingly and with intent to defraud, exceeded its authorized access to users' computers.' DirectRevenue acknowledges that it may uninstall competing applications in its user license agreement. A researcher at Harvard University, Ben Edelman, reasons that 'Once the computer is infected with 10 different unwanted programs, the person is likely to take some action to address the situation.' Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?"
This is great!! (Score:3, Funny)
Spyware filing a lawsuit? (Score:5, Funny)
How far will they go? (Score:5, Funny)
Just how far will adware companies go to continue to attempt to bombard us with their ads?
A) As far as they think they need to go
B) As far as they are allowed to go and remain on the right side of the law
C) As far as they need to go despite the law
D) All of the above
E) Profit?
F) CowboyNeal
a pit (Score:5, Funny)
More fun than core wars
Sometimes... (Score:4, Funny)
Sometimes you just wish that both sides can lose...
Familiar... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Too funny (Score:3, Funny)
-Peter
Mr. Kettle's comments upon Mr. Pot's reflectivitiy (Score:5, Funny)
Not so great... (Score:5, Funny)
What's fair is fair (Score:2, Funny)
Spy Vs. Spy (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Too many geek quotes to apply here (Score:2, Funny)
There can be only one!
Gah.. my brain.
This is great. (Score:3, Funny)
Cool! (Score:5, Funny)
What spyware writers need to do now is add the following features to their code:
This reminds me... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Now here's an idea (Score:5, Funny)
Wait, I have a better idea... don't do that first bit and go straight to shooting the bastards!
Re:Too funny (Score:3, Funny)
Between that and expending resources suing each other, there may be some light at the end of the tunnel.
Re:May I be the first (Score:4, Funny)
>> Serves the fuckers right
Geesh. I was about to mark you as redundant before I posted this but then realized that you're claiming to be the 32nd one to post it, not the 1st.
*goes off looking for another person claiming to be the 32nd poster of Servers the **** right so he can mark them*
Wait, I posted.
Drat. Darnit. (^&(^*&^*
Mark me up/down according to your sense of humour.
I don't know about the rest of you.. (Score:5, Funny)
1) A video tape of rival gangs of spammers getting in knife fights over ISP bandwith 'turf'.
2) Microsoft's Yakuzza getting irritated with SCO's failures to bring down Linux, and doing drive-bys shootings to the board menbers.
3) George Bush Jr. getting in a sissy slap-fight with John Ashcroft over the pronunciation of the word 'Nucular'.
EULA (Score:1, Funny)
Does that mean they're (adware companies) bound to any License I say applies to my computer?
Because I think I'll just add a text file to my C:\ that says "By installing any software on this computer you agree to pay the owner $100. In addition you agree to also pay him $10 for every pop-up ad he sees."
And then just find a good lawyer... "Well they should have read my EULA before hijacking my computer" is just about as ridiculous as the legal line of reasoning that makes adware "legal" in the first place.
So... Anybody want to represent me?
A vs P (Score:2, Funny)
Re:When it will stop. (Score:1, Funny)
EULA protected virus (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hope the plaintif prevails (Score:1, Funny)
You must have a very understanding wife. If I went to dinner with my babysitter, the 107 page contract would be the least of my worries.
Re:Advertisers in general are going insane (Score:4, Funny)
One time this one lady called and the conversation went like this:
Woman: Good afternoon. May I speak to Mrs eric76?
Me: No.
Woman: Why not?
Me: She's being punished and isn't allowed to speak to anyone for another week.
Woman (in a rather cautious voice): Oh! I see.
and then she hung up.
Another time I told a telemarketer that Mrs eric76 was busy screwing one of the neighbors.
My favorite was a woman from San Antonio that called for some kind of radio survey. I tried to see how long I could talk to her on the telephone and about anything but radio.
Every time she tried to ask me about radio stations in my area, I'd ask her a question about San Antonio.
Not only did I ask her about restraunts, I asked her about several friends of mine who lived in or near San Antonio. It turned out that she had never met any of them!