Is The Lone Coder Dead? 809
CyNRG writes "The little guy. The one-person software company. Can it still exist today? That's me. I'm once again, after many years, writing my own commercial software to sell. A few things have changed: the patent feeding frenzy. This is my main concern. My perception is that one must verify that you don't infringe on any patents when developing new cool software, and that the explosion of patents granted by the USPTO has reached epic proportions. If this perception is true, then that makes it almost impossible for the Lone Coder to create something new that doesn't infringe on other patents. The amount of money required to perform the due diligence research seems like it would be greater than the amount of money needed to develop the software, or even the total revenues that the software could ever generate. Please someone tell me I'm wrong!" Is he?
Someone has to do it (Score:5, Funny)
ok - you are wrong! (Score:2, Funny)
Yes. (Score:1, Funny)
Why should we comfort you... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ok - you are wrong! (Score:5, Funny)
"You know I can't promise that."
"If you did, I'd make love to you right now."
"I promise. I will never die."
Dead? Yes! Shot by the Lone Gunman (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Of course not (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Who's going to sue you (Score:4, Funny)
Why that would be like billion dollars music corporations suing 12 year olds for listening to bootleg music...
What an irrational, ridiculous, and fuitless waste of time and legal process that would be, eh?
-- Genda
Re:You're wrong. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Someone has to do it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Someone has to...PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY RESULTS (Score:5, Funny)
In a later news release of the Preliminary Autopsy Results:
1. He had Type II diabetes from the consumption of Mountain Dew/Code Red.
2. He has extremity palsy from the intake of Jolt Cola.
3. He was having Grand Mal epileptic seizures from the MSG in his local Chinese takeout.
4. He had become reclusive with the shock of finding out that real, live women DIDN'T have staples in their navels.
5. He hands had become claws due to the carpal tunnel and tendonitis from his non-ergonomic keyboard.
HOWEVER, the proximate cause of death was...
6. He attempted to read the entire set of Don Knuth's TAOCP (The Art of Computer Programming) AND "Regular Expressions in PERL" in the same evening and HIS HEAD EXPLODED!!!
LATE BREAKING NEWS:
In a joint press announcment, Microsoft, Sun, Apple and SCO announced that they were SURE that the Lone Coder's work infringed on their IP, and they would be seeking redress beyond the grave, from the appropriate authorities, saying "If ANYONE thinks that merely by DYING they can escape the reach of our lawyers enforcing our intellectual property rights, they will find out just how far we will go to make sure that every line of ever written has the protection it deserves!"
He is survived by his parents, who will be paying off his student loans from MIT for the rest of their natural lives, and his high school sweetheart, who, unknown to the Lone Coder, due to lack of consortium, became a lesbian several years ago and moved to North Beach.
Richard Stallman has annouced that he's quite sure the Lone Coder's work was pretty much something that he had written in LISP on a napkin, one lunch 30 years ago at the Lampoon, but he was kinda buzzed and "...wasn't sure what i did with the *&)&*(&)( napkin...!"
Re:Someone has to...PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY RESULTS (Score:5, Funny)
Sheesh, kids these days :-)
Re:Someone has to do it (Score:2, Funny)
LP! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Count me as a fellow Lone Coder (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Neyer Software (Score:2, Funny)
The Details (Score:5, Funny)
A carefully worded post praising Suse Linux netted him a score of 4 he briefly basked in his own reflected glory. Unfortunately his very successs was also his downfall. Unable to handle the thought of another 1 point post after gaining acceptance for the first time through
On his computer were found many text files containing various drafts of "In Soviet Russia", "Imagine a Beaowulf", and other unposted commemts along with his predictions on their possible scores.
He leaves behind No Friends [slashdot.org], No Foes [slashdot.org], No Freaks [slashdot.org], and No Fans [slashdot.org], and no forwarding email.
Remember his final words: SuSE rules!! [slashdot.org]
Re:Count me as a fellow Lone Coder (Score:3, Funny)
racist: check.
ad hominem: check.
homophobe: check.
anonymous: check.
coward: check.
diagnosis: troll.
Re:Piracy - That's Where You Need to Battle (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Someone has to do it (Score:3, Funny)
You are making the obvious move of wording your text to make yourself seem bigger than a back room operation...but you have made a mistake. quoting from the site:
We are always glad to hear feedback from my customers.
at http://www.dbapsoftware.com/about.html [dbapsoftware.com]
good luck with your business.
Re:Of course not (Score:3, Funny)
New idea.....
Re:ok - you are wrong! (Score:4, Funny)
Ahah! So this explains how Dubya got back in.
Re:The Details (Score:3, Funny)
Good karma is going your way!
How to make.... (Score:1, Funny)
Intructions to make toast [uspto.gov]
Re:Someone has to do it (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Someone has to do it (Score:3, Funny)