You Might Be a Microsoft Patent Infringer 102
theodp writes "Do you use drop-down menus, alphanumerical input boxes, check boxes, radio buttons or sliders to allow client side-processing of data? Utilize SQL, HTML, ActiveX, Java, Perl, JavaScript or JScript to do so? Employ arrays, stacks, queues, linked lists, or decision trees to organize things? Well Bunky, you might be infringing on Microsoft's new patent for Dynamically adjusting data values and enforcing valid combinations of the data in response to remote user input, which the USPTO granted Tuesday after 6+ years and two rejections."
Prior Art? (Score:4, Insightful)
And look at this quote from the abstract: As such, the user can dynamically adjust the set of results and sub-items from a remote location. The system and method of the present invention preferably utilizes client-side processing to achieve real time interaction.
How can it be from a remote location if it is happening on the client-side? That would seem very local to me. But what do I know?
Wow, the USPTO is worthless (Score:2, Insightful)
OK, perhaps there isn't prior art for this specific implementation but I remember learning about the concept of checking for valid user input and adjusting things accordingly back when I started to program in BASIC on a Vic 20. The fact that this got through is further proof that no one at the USPTO has a clue about computers, software, programming or indeed any piece of technology more complicated than a doorknob.
Topic overrated, flamebait (Score:5, Insightful)
What is claimed is:
1. A method for dynamically displaying pricing data on a client display device...
Note that that's a 1, meaning that's the patent request at its broadest. Once you get past the abstract, according to claim 1 there is required to be client-server communication, a price list, and rules for combining them.
This patent would likely apply to a typical linux distro installation package manager (handling dependencies etc) that was (a) run online, (b) charged prices, and (c) did dependency checking on the form itself before submission.
Hell, I doubt that even Linspire's Click'n'Run violates it...
Because not everyone can afford to go to court? (Score:5, Insightful)
The sad thing is that I should even need a patent attorney in this case - it should be so cut and deied that you could represent yourself! But alas, that is rarely so.
Re:Oh God Not Again (Score:3, Insightful)
Slash FUD (Score:5, Insightful)
Still a crappy thing to patent, I totally agree, but hardly every damned control widget in every damned language in the known fucking universe as the author hints at.
FUD sucks, no matter who spews it.
Re:Oh God Not Again (Score:2, Insightful)
I think this could lead to "not distributable in the US" clauses...
Hope y'all like living in a ghetto!
bu**sh** (Score:3, Insightful)
Fascinating... (Score:4, Insightful)
Simple idea... worked well (we only had 2400 baud modems, 9600 baud was the upper end; sending only entry rules and the PROLOG was a reasonable choice).
Took a 512K machine (at the time, a very big micro).
This was *never* used for "pricing" -- it was used to specify typographic instruction (a slightly more advanced task, IMNSHO).
Obviously, can be used for "pricing", "estimating", &etc. (estimating would have been the next logical use).
Still stands as my only commercial PROLOG program.
And the wheel goes around...
I would think that there are other examples -- the IBM 3270 field control protocol is almost there (and I bet that it has been extended to cover this use as well). Other interesting conflicts are with Smalltalk/Squeak, and even the TCL/TK toolkit.
So I don't think that Microsoft will dare enforce this one.
Ratboy.
Microsofting for dummies... (Score:3, Insightful)
1- If you can't patent oxygen, patent its use. If you can't patent its use, patent its use at a remote location - deny any prior art.
2- Get a restraining order for astronauts on Mars not to use oxygen in remote locations without being owned by MS first; the patent will be invalidated in less than 5 minutes. If the astronauts manage to survive, patent their heating system for the next 5 minutes after that. If that doesn't work, patent Mars rock analysis to make the whole mission is pointless.
3- Take over Mars. Rename it Microsoft RedPlanet (tm). Make sure MS manuals and college books don't mention the existence of alternatives, such as other planets. Use 18 front organisation to deny the existence of other planets.
4- Claim innovation, good faith, and take over a niche market unethically as punishment if caught taking over a niche market illegally.
5- Repeat until monopoly on everyone else's innovations!
I refuse to be modded funny. That's truly how MS operates!!