MS-Sun Agreement Leaves Opening For OO.org Suits 407
newentiti writes "We all know Microsoft paid $900,000,000.00 to Sun and they also signed a LIMITED PATENT COVENANT AND STAND-STILL AGREEMENT. The agreement basically states that Microsoft will not sue Sun for any patents for the next 10 years and vice versa. What's really interesting is that according to this story the agreement had a special provision that lets Microsoft sue anybody, including Sun, over OpenOffice.org. I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?"
Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:5, Funny)
Objective (Score:3, Funny)
Why, global domination, of course!
Perhaps... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say, perhaps, suing?
Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:3, Funny)
MS Earth (Score:4, Funny)
Rebranding the planet Microsoft Earth [microsoft.com]®
Re:Office is their cash cow obviously (Score:3, Funny)
Optimism (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:5, Funny)
Respect Me in the Morning (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder what Microsoft had in mind?
No wonder. It's clear that Clippy [missstrict.net] is going to sue erstwhile Office users under the "Alienation of Affection" [equityfeminism.com] provision of the EULA [slashdot.org] you clicked through so quickly under the heated passion [iht.com] of the moment.
Re:Sun should get sued... (Score:2, Funny)
Sinister? Or SNL plot? (Score:5, Funny)
The rest states that Sun has to give Microsoft legal aid in bringing lawsuits against users of Open Office. Also, Microsoft will pay Sun a confidential sum for its troubles for providing that legal aid.
So, MS can sue Sun for using OO, and require Sun to help MS sue Sun, but then MS has to pay Sun for such aid???
That series of stories could be almost as entertaining as te SCO Follies!
visa versa? (Score:5, Funny)
visa versa? is that like the back side of your credit card?
Re:Change the name (Score:4, Funny)
Re:MS Earth (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Earth (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Objective (Score:3, Funny)
At least cartoons made more sense than Microsoft publications.
Re:Objective (Score:5, Funny)
Well I think so, Brain, but didn't SCO already patent that way of doing business?
Re:Change the name (Score:5, Funny)
IANAL
With reasoning like that, you should be! I think you could really help SCO's case.
What happened is... (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft Patent Violation (Score:1, Funny)
The mere existence of OpenOffice.org is a blatant disregard for copyright laws!
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* Copyright Microsoft 1980-2100. All Rights Reserved. Resistance is futile.
Re:MS Earth (Score:5, Funny)
Visa versa (Score:5, Funny)
I can see the VISA ad: "Because Microsoft won't take American Express"
Re:Holy #$#@$ (Score:4, Funny)
Jesus Christ. How hard is it to use simpler terms if you don't know that the *complex* ones mean? Lets atleast try to keep it a little professional editors. Please.
OpenOffice.org software download: free
Patent agreement between Sun and Microsoft: $900,000,000
Getting flamed by an AC for misspelling "vice": priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's visa versa.
Re:MS Earth (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft obviously doesn't want a draft.
Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:3, Funny)
#perl FileLawsuit.pl
Which State? Washington
Plaintiff? Geeks of America
Defendant? Microsoft (forewith referred to as scumbags )
Reason? Infringement of patented algorithm to
create legal documents. Shown to have submitted
legal documents with likeness of documents
like those produced by the program FileLawsuit.pl,
which is a patented algorithm.
Re:Old news...at least to me. (Score:1, Funny)
But, because I am so scared of revealing my True Identity, this posting MUST be true because who would just randomly make up something like this, hmmm??
Re:Lawsuits ala Lindows (Score:5, Funny)