Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying Car 484
theodp writes "If the patent system ain't broke, don't fix it: The NY Times/IHT reports that four inventors working for Toyota in Japan have won a patent for a car that they say can help drivers communicate better by glaring angrily at another car cutting through traffic, as well as appear to cry, laugh, wink or just look around." The article goes on to describe "...a car with an antenna that wags, an adjustable body height, headlights that vary in intensity and hood slits and ornamentation designed to look like eyebrows, eyelids and tears."
What I want to know (Score:5, Funny)
I just want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Two Words: (Score:5, Funny)
Moon Roof
the new kids craze (Score:5, Funny)
How long.... (Score:5, Funny)
emotional ricer.... (Score:5, Funny)
Fargin Iceholes! (Score:2, Funny)
I'd set mine to "Bender"
The future is here! (Score:5, Funny)
Call them automoticons (Score:5, Funny)
Prior art disclosure obligations and Benny (Score:5, Funny)
As if my commute couldn't get worse... (Score:3, Funny)
Screw that.
Incredible! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Doesn't this increase the danger? (Score:5, Funny)
This is gonna look hilarious (Score:2, Funny)
I propose that along with the car that has the expressions, when they get introduced into the general car population deep enough, that each be provided with a driver laughing restraint system, such as a swift kick in the balls by actuating the gas pedal or something.
In other news, a car gets indicted for sexual harrassment.
So it's on the front, right? (Score:3, Funny)
Something like, 'You do not have appropriate stopping distance. Back off, or I'll test my theory by way of brakes.'
Re:Call them automoticons (Score:4, Funny)
Didn't the Autobots beat them up?
bAH! (Score:2, Funny)
Why don't they make them really representative (Score:2, Funny)
Or is Chevy already trying to do that with the Corvette?
Re:For those who don't know... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What I want to know (Score:5, Funny)
I want rocket launchers and flame throwers.
Let's have some real retribution for those who piss me off, none of this namby pamby crying shit.
And don't dare mod this comment as "funny".
Re:So it's on the front, right? (Score:3, Funny)
Do what I do.
Keep a realistic looking stuffed toy dog (even a cat does the trick) in your car -- it doesn't need to be big or anything -- just realistic looking. Then, when someone is tailgating you, calmly roll down your window and release Fido (make sure your hand doesn't stick out too far -- ruins the realism).
Trust me...I almost died laughing when I tried it the first time. The guy slammed on his brakes and swerved to avoid hitting my "dog." And, well, let's just say he kept a healthy distance after that.
That was really from the Onion, right?! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What I want to know (Score:2, Funny)
As long as you're being entertained watching the crying car behing you, as you rear-end the angry car in front of you, what difference does it make?!
THEATER FOR THE ROAD.
"Pick up" Lines (Score:3, Funny)
Ford F-250 winks at the cute little Toyota Echo.
"Hey good lookin', what's a car like you doin' on a highway like this?"
Will that be premium or supreme?
Can I change your oil?
And my personal favorite:
Wanna flash me?
Thank you, I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitress and try the steak...
Great... (Score:2, Funny)
The only thing I need to communicate to drivers... (Score:3, Funny)
This system is sufficient for any and all inter-driver communication needs I could ever imagine.
Better yet... (Score:3, Funny)
lamenessfilter, dont use caps, blah blah blah
Don't laugh (Score:5, Funny)
The minivan, with stock tires, smoked the Jag, and tied the Porsche. With one level better tires, the minivan smoked the 356 as well. Smoked it badly
Prior art (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Closely related (Score:5, Funny)
a) too nice of a person to let you go 110 and get a ticket.
b) driving a car too tall to fit underneath the truck in the lane next to me.
c) pretending I'm in NASCAR by letting you draft 3 inches from my bumper.
d) secretly amused by your obvious frustration.
The adverts (or parodys) are gonna be great.. (Score:3, Funny)
YOU'RE THAT GUY!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What I want to know (Score:2, Funny)
Obviously you are new to driving.
If the other driver knows my intent, then I've lost the element of surprise.
You're kidding... (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously. In Colorado (at least in the Denver area) *277 would get you a direct connection to the reckless driving office of the state highway patrol.
You mean to tell me that, in Colorado, you can actually dial *ASS to report idiot drivers? That's awesome!
When will the rest of the states get their acts together?
Re:The future is here! (Score:1, Funny)
With blackjack... and hookers... in fact forget the car.