Microsoft Patents The Body Bus 508
Mz6 writes "Microsoft has been awarded a patent for using
human skin as a power conduit and data bus. Patent No.
6,754,472, which was published Tuesday, describes a method for transmitting power and data to devices worn on the body and for communication of data between those devices. In its filing, Microsoft cites the proliferation of wearable electronic devices, such as wristwatches, pagers, PDAs (worn on people's belts) and small displays that can now be mounted on headgear. "As a result of carrying multiple portable electronic devices, there is often a significant amount of redundancy in terms of input/output devices included in the portable devices used by a single person," says the filing. "For example, a watch, pager, PDA and radio may all include a speaker." To reduce the redundancy of input/output devices, Microsoft's patent proposes a personal area network that allows a single data input or output device to be used by multiple portable devices." (What about DoCoMo's research in this area?)
And in other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll try extra hard not to get electrocuted now... (Score:5, Funny)
the "Gates of Borg" picture (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
What are you doing there with all these women? (Score:5, Funny)
No, really!
In other news, riaa speaks out (Score:5, Funny)
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Borg Love (Score:5, Funny)
Now that we can all be Borg, so I just want to know how long before we have Borg incubation chambers? Anyone with kids will back me on this... we need them. I would think the skin bus might cause cancer, wouldn't you? No FUD about it... this could be some scary shit when you consider Microsoft's security record, as well.
If it rains... (Score:2, Funny)
Upon further research (Score:5, Funny)
Let's see... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft calls this tech... (Score:2, Funny)
I prefer to pick up my own viruses and worms, thank you. I don't need MS "delivering" them to my skin.
Microsoft sponsered underwear? (Score:1, Funny)
pron needs.
Can't wait until the first bus fault.
How about linking multiple body buses in a free for all?
Re:Handshaking (Score:3, Funny)
Oh great (Score:5, Funny)
We are the Borg (Score:5, Funny)
Exchange viruses by touch alone! (Score:2, Funny)
"Damn, I've got the Blue Arm of Death! Could someone press my reset switch for me"
Re:Oh great (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Borg Love (Score:5, Funny)
Do the two networks connect?
Is my watch going to get a virus from her cellphone earings???
I have now officially coined the phrase "Sexually Transmitted Computer Virus" or STCV's.
I would love to see the sylibus for the sex-ed classes in 2010.
Re:What are you doing there with all these women? (Score:5, Funny)
Imagining a beowulf cluster.
Re:Oh great (Score:1, Funny)
Physiological-Sexual Implications of this tech (Score:3, Funny)
Because, although many of us have suspected it before, it is now pretty much obvious that sooner or later, penises will have higher bandwidths than cable modems. [everything2.com]
Brings a whole new meaning to the networking term "trunk".
I can see it now:
Defendant: No, no, no your honor, you've got it all wrong! Her battery died and I was just jumpstarting her devices!
Judge: Couldn't you have just shaken her hand?
Defendant: I thought if we got our juices flowing, maybe the conductivity would be greater?
why not? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Borg Love (Score:4, Funny)
Sure.
Cause you don't build social attachement to MS Interns like you do to rats...
the other 50%.. (Score:4, Funny)
Wrong icon (Score:4, Funny)
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Violating this patent... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Microsoft sponsered underwear? (Score:1, Funny)
That requires additional licensing.
Re:And in other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Now you don't have to worry about the batteries running out before you fall asleep. Not to mention your diet, those Centrino chips burn more calories than you might think. Soon Microsoft will begin marketing chips alongside Intel...only Microsoft's will be loaded with calories and nutrients.
Re:And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:IBM did this years ago. (Score:3, Funny)
Nah... It couldn't be. The USPTO wouldn't make a mistake like that. I mean they research every patent that they approve.
Re:Upon further research (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What are you doing there with all these women? (Score:1, Funny)
A beowulf.
The only documented occasion on which Beowulf made physical contact with a woman is his fight with Grendel's mother, which he would have lost without divine intervention. Definitely a proto-nerd.
Fuse? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh. Ew.
Re:Oh great (Score:2, Funny)
I can see it now... (Score:1, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And in other news... (Score:2, Funny)
PRIOR ART (Score:5, Funny)
It gets it's energy from my body, and uses it as a data bus to send messages to my various other parts.
Bus speed increase.... (Score:1, Funny)
Once that happens, you will be sued for changing their proprietary technology, violation of the DMCA.
*sigh*
A message from Microsoft (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This might be valid (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And in other news.... (Score:2, Funny)
They are all electrical, right?
No.
They all pass data, right?
No.
They have input/output devices, right?
No.
Resistance is futile.
You will all be assimilated!!!
I wonder how much the MS tax (Score:2, Funny)
Will we need to install electric shields around the heart region if we refuse to pay MS tax?
Re:Borg Love (Score:3, Funny)
I think the more important question is, "what happens when my girlfriends wants to know what I'm doing with all of these extra 'Client Access Licences'."
But sweetie, they just came as part of a bundle... I hardly ever use more than two at once...
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Re:Awesome (Score:2, Funny)
I can see the Slashdot comments already: "MSDN has had a patch available for that Parkinson's bug six months ago! If you don't stay current, it's your own damn fault! Patch early, patch often, Twitch Boy."
No thanks. I'll keep suffering along with a speaker in my PDA and one in my phone.
You WILL be assimilated, resistance is futile (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, if M$ is really smart, they will patent applying mild electric shock to the human skin and GRAFTING these devices to the skin (using the skin as a comm-conduit of course) THEN they might actually have something....oh wait, prior art again....see The Borg legal departmemnt.
"We are Borg Legal, you will be litigated, resistance is futile, pleabargain is your only option" Come to think of it, isn't that how M$'s legal team works today?
Re:And in other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
Man, I could go on forever..
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Bill Gate Borg Icon??? (Score:2, Funny)
How easy isn't this idea (Score:3, Funny)
AND I've talked to others that have somewhat thought of similar ideas. I think this patent is just another nail in the coffin for the U.S. Patents.
Excuse me for being arrogant, but you Americans should really start looking into what's happening.
BSOD takes on a new meaning (Score:2, Funny)
There's gonna be some great Law and Order episodes from this one.
Would anybody really want this? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And in other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
In religious news... (Score:2, Funny)