The RIAA Sues 482 More People 535
An anonymous reader writes "Today the RIAA said they have sued another group of people, 482 to be exact, for copyright infringement. The RIAA used their 'John Doe' litigation process in this round of law suits, because they do not know the names of the copyright infringers. After appeals court ruled that Verizon does not have to provide names of customers to the RIAA, the RIAA started using the 'John Doe' litigation process." (Similar stories at Wired News and CoolTechZone).
Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe we can SUE good taste into them...
Poor John Doe (Score:5, Funny)
And the RIAA's site... (Score:5, Funny)
And in lesser news, thank god for dynamic IP addresses...
As ALWAYS.....It's been said before..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:5, Funny)
When SCO files for bankruptcy.
Re:And the RIAA's site... (Score:1, Funny)
Judgement in favour of the plaintiff. (Score:5, Funny)
Bailiff, remand Mr. Doe into custody. Mr. Doe, how do you plead?
Bailiff:
Judge, the defendant has failed to appear.
Judge:
Issue an arrest warrant in Mr. Doe's name.
Case dismissed.
RIAA:
Doh!
Re:RIAA faq. (Score:2, Funny)
Isn't this illegal? Someone over at the RIAA is in a lot of trouble.
Re:As ALWAYS.....It's been said before..... (Score:3, Funny)
Read Closely (Score:4, Funny)
"ALL YOUR DRUM & BASS ARE BELONG TO US"
Don't call us pirates -- (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
I feel like Britney is stealing from me every time I hear her songs on the radio. It's like my soul is just a little smaller.
Then I see videos of her practicing in sweats. Alright, we're even.
Re:Damn I need a subject (Score:5, Funny)
3 years ago CD sales went down....
Think that's a coincidence.
Didn't we tell you that piracy would destroy the economy?
KFG
googlebomb anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
Put this on a webpage: what a <a href="http://www.riaa.com/">bunch of pricks</a>
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:3, Funny)
The parent was supposed to be funny. The only way to get to the music industry is a massive boycott - as in, get 50% of consumers to stop buying music altogether until this nonsense stops. And since CDs are shiny, that's not likely to happen.
Re:Poor John Doe (Score:3, Funny)
I feel sorry for this John Doe character, he's always getting picked on.
Yep, him and Bill Posters are constantly being harrassed.
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:3, Funny)
'Im sick of it. I wish they'd pick on somebody else' said an annoyed Mr Doe earlier today.
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:4, Funny)
When SCO files for bankruptcy.
For some odd reason this joke reminded me of the fact Creed is calling it quits. I've been having a rather poor day and you reminded me that hope survives. Thank you.
Re:List of usernames? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
We call it stealing because the original owner no longer has it. No wait...
We call it stealing because.. umm.. they don't get money?
Oh right we call it stealing because the people who made it need money... no wait..
Oh I remember, we call it stealing because some CEO someplace needs to buy a yatched. Yeah, that sounds right.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. Taking this seriously offensively makes you look like an idiot. If you had a girlfriend she'd dump you.
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is old news. These people get what they ge (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Overall total? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And the RIAA's site... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Poor John Doe (Score:4, Funny)
I'm pretty sure John Doe is in the morgue. Why all the expense going after him?
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Poor John Doe (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How long will this go on? (Score:2, Funny)
As a Canadian reading this thread, I wonder, is everyone in the US a lawyer? Why so much suing going on?