Russia, China World's Biggest Spammers 435
An anonymous reader writes "According to this ZDNet article, The Spamhaus Project has warned that organised cirminal gangs in Russia are supplying U.S.-based spammers with details of compromised PCs that can be manipulated to send junk mail. According to Spamhaus director Steve Linford, the Russian gangs aren't constrained by any anti-spam or cybercrime laws in their home country and have no respect for legislation implemented in other countries. Also, apparently 70 percent of spam is sent from China by American spam outfits who in turn have hosting arrangements with Chinese ISPs."
its great... (Score:5, Funny)
we should be proud!
so lets see... (Score:5, Funny)
China for high quality spam warez
Africa for business relations about that recently deceased relative.
GOT IT!
-Grump
freakish nominee (Score:0, Funny)
Sincerely yours,
Abigail Fernandez
PS: Let me know about your success.
Start Bombing (Score:5, Funny)
Surprise, surprise... (Score:5, Funny)
If these trends continue, I'm afraid that one day soon I'll check slashdot and find out that 97% of all spam is coming from my IP.
Re:Hmm (Score:5, Funny)
It is common known that Russia and China are the source for White and Chinese mail-order brides. However their population has not the African type to satisfy your cravings. Therefore I and my colleagues who have the contact you for V aig r a already have prepared a business venture in which you can test your new supply. For only a small investment we will connect you to the premium provider of African mail-order operating out of our Locations in Congo, Liberia, and Somalia. Please reply post haste with your reply.
Sincerely yours,
DOCTOR M. BOKUZUWANDI
Outsourcing SPAM (Score:2, Funny)
That's exactly what it is, only we in the U.S. like to outsource everything we possibly can--tech support, call centers, software development--and that now includes everyone's favorite e-mail marketing substance, SPAM.
Outsource! It's the trendy thing to do!
Re:Conflicting stories (Score:5, Funny)
So which is it, then?
It's both. They use non-Euclidean statistics.
Re:Surprise, surprise... (Score:3, Funny)
NEXT! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, what a brilliant idea. We currently have only a hundred or more [spamlaws.com] anti-spam laws across the world, most in the US. Let's pass a few more. I am certain that when we pass the 500 anti-spam law mark, spammers will suddenly start to cower in their boots and realize that 500 anti-spam laws that aren't being enforced or have no legal/civil/criminal teeth are a formidible obstacle to overcome!
Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
Criminals with no respect for the law! This world is surely going to the dogs!
Spam (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Surprise, surprise... (Score:3, Funny)
And, likewise, if there is only 400% spam quantity, and you are responsible for 24% of it, that is only 6% of the total spam.
Continue extrapolating, and you will quickly see that you are not responsible for any spam whatsoever.
High Volume E-mail Deployers (Score:4, Funny)
The best is when they posted Scott's e-mail address on national TV, which is: scottrichter442@yahoo.com
This site here [ahved.com] has the video available of that Daily Show clip. Please try not to slashdot the site, maybe someone setup a mirror or something.
Re:Spam (Score:3, Funny)
I have, although it's more obvious when reading it with Mail.app on my Mac at work than with Mutt on my machine at home - it shows up in the Cyrillic alphabet in Mail.app but not in Mutt in my boring old ISO 8859-1 xterm.
Messages in various Chinese/Japanese/Korean encodings look, when viewed by software assuming ISO 8859-1 encoding, like a different form of noise than messages in Cyrillic script, so you might be able to reconize Russian spam that way as well.
One of the funniest spams I saw was one posted to alt.sex.nfs (which I was reading at the time as I was working on NFS at Network Appliance) - it had the subject "Men needed for lesbian lust", which is somewhat of a Special Extra Bonus Unclear On The Concept subject line....
Reply to your business proposal. (Score:4, Funny)
Your prosal intrigues me, as I am always seeking to expand my business to new countries whenever possible. You must understand, however, that I cannot simply blindly enter into deals with people who I have never met. As such, I will require a sign of TRUST from you, in the form of photograph identification. Please understand that I will not be able to accept normal government ID cards or an international passport for this endeavour, as such things are easily forged. Instead,I shall give to you a password phrase, and you must have a photograph of yourself holding up a large and clear sign that displays this password phrase. Scan this photograph in and email it to me as an attachment. When I have received it, I will be 100% ready to trust you with your business proposal.
I do apologize, but until I receive this form of identification from you, I will not be able to provide you with any further information about myself.
The password phrase is "I LOVE ARSE FORKING"
Yours Very Truly,
Pastor Phil McCracken
(Hey, it worked [iglou.com] before [iglou.com]!)
Now if only I could find a way to similarly humiliate the spammers who advertise pirated software or penis pills...
Re:What is the best way to stop this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:70% from US? (Score:2, Funny)
Brought to you by the Department of Reduncancy department.
Re:US biggest Spammer!!!!!!!! (Score:1, Funny)
-- Its those damn gay russians spammers again. Luckily your average persons xenophobia takes care of the straight spammers as well.
When will they learn? (Score:2, Funny)
When will they learn... Cirm doesn't pay...
Re:What is the best way to stop this? (Score:3, Funny)
<tin foil mode>
It's a known fact (among a certain crowd) that the CIA, contrary to common belief, is working right along with the Columbian cartels to get extra funding, ditto for Afghanistan (sans the cartels, and heroine instead of cocaine).
Now I've just come to realize it must be the same with spammers. So instead of trying to get to them, they just taxing them, ever so slightly. Plus I heard the male agents have much larger genitalia nowadays. Coincidence? I think not.
</tin foil mode>
Shitty Russian mob (Score:5, Funny)
Vladimir: Smuggling, my friend. Vodka, narcotics, humans... If it can be smuggled, chances are I smuggled it some time...
Dmitri: Sounds good, how about you, Ivan?
Ivan: Weapons trade, of course. Got a few good high-up friends in the Red Army that are willing to relinquish some surplus material to me at a good price, which I sell in Africa and the Middle East.
Dmitri: Good to hear you two are making a nice profit.
Vladimir: How about yourself?
Dmitri: I rent out hundreds of cracked computers to US based companies.
Ivan:
Vladimir: Dmitri, you suck.