U.S. Justice Department Prepares Assault on Pr0n 1103
An anonymous reader writes "The Baltimore Sun is reporting that the Justice Department is preparing to reawaken old laws to fight the war on ... no, not terrorists... porn! And not just the kinky stuff either. In the age of Internet connectivity, will this mean these jobs are headed to India too?"
Say what? (Score:5, Funny)
War on Prawns! (Score:5, Funny)
About damned time, too [godhatesshrimp.com]. The Long John Silvers giveaway was bad enough [ljsilvers.com].
who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
Let's hope so. Indian women are hot.
Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
How will this help Gas prices? (Score:5, Funny)
Hindi for Bukkake? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Say what? (Score:4, Funny)
They can take my pr0n when... (Score:5, Funny)
Let me guess... (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder.. (Score:2, Funny)
Heh... (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps they mean "jiggles"?
Re:How will this help Gas prices? (Score:5, Funny)
That's normal (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm...sounds like a day in the life of the
Re:Heh... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pointless (Score:5, Funny)
SHE GRASPED HIS THROBBING PURPLE WARRIOR IN HER HANDS STOP. OH SHE SAID ITS SO BIG STOP.
Pr0n.. (Score:2, Funny)
Who's Pr0n? Is he the dictator of some oil-rich middle eastern country... :)
I'm ready... (Score:5, Funny)
+3 bonus to funny -- check.
-3 penalty to everything else -- check.
Let the comments roll in!
Re:Why does this not surprise me? (Score:4, Funny)
Compared to Ashcroft, Atila the Hun appears to be a flaming leftist liberal.
Best quote (Score:5, Funny)
"This job, which Nguyen does earnestly from 9 to 5, surrounded by a half-dozen other "computer forensic specialists" like him, has become the focal point of the Justice Department's operation to rid the world of porn."
First, where do I sign up, and second, I sure as hell hope there are at least cubicle dividers between these "computer forensic specialists".
Re:How will this help Gas prices? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Dear dear dear (Score:2, Funny)
Re:who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
After some brief research, I must concur with this statement.
My article was rejected but this one made it? (Score:3, Funny)
I should have posted how Xbox 2 was going to stream P0rn on the net, I guess.
Re:Pointless (Score:5, Funny)
"Come here Watson, I want you."
True story.
Re:My article was rejected but this one made it? (Score:3, Funny)
Quit whining about articles not getting posted. Michael is up and nothing that doesn't promoted liberals or slams Bush will get posted.
Re:How will this help Gas prices? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pointless (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Say what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U (Score:5, Funny)
In my community... (Score:2, Funny)
I need to find some hotties to sue.
Re:Jesus Tapdancing Christ. (Score:2, Funny)
So now he's just going back to his original plan.
Re:Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Not that.....I'd know...
you didn't know? (Score:3, Funny)
DAMN THOSE REPUBLICANS!! (Score:2, Funny)
+1 Karma Sutra (Score:5, Funny)
new newsgroup:
nttp//alt.binary.pictures.employed.indian.brunette
Re:Pointless (Score:4, Funny)
Don't stop stop. Please don't stop stop.
Pornophobic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How will this help Gas prices? (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)
Re:Dear dear dear (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of an old joke:
--
A bum, who'd obviously seen more than his share of hard times, approached a well-dressed man on the street. "Hey, Buddy
The well-dressed man replied, "You're not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," the bum responded.
"You're not going to throw it away on fishing gear, are you?" the gentleman asked.
"No... I don't fish either!" answered the bum.
"You wouldn't waste the money on a deer lease, would you?" asks the man. "No, I wouldn't!" says the bum, "I don't hunt!"
So the man asked the bum if he'd like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepted eagerly. On the way to the man's house, the bum's curiosity got the better of him. "Isn't your wife going to be upset when you bring a guy like me to your house for dinner?"
"Well, probably," said the man, "but it'll be well worth it for her to see what happens to a man that doesn't drink, fish or hunt".
--
SB
Only Extreme? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've never understood why sex is taboo in the U (Score:1, Funny)
Sex outside marriage is wrong, and sex in and of itself is a sacred act, the use of which God set strict rules for. Pornography may encourage violation of these rules while portraying no consequences. The hard truth of the matter is that while everyone can choose whatever they want to do, NO ONE can choose the consequences of their actions, and that is one thing that porn (and a bunch of other trash in the media) fails to portray. That is one reason why some of us are all-too-happy to see porn attacked, because we are tired of the lies, the filth, and the scourge that it places over society.
Sex within marriage is the only acceptable way to practice sex. Anything or anyone who suggests otherwise is deceived.
cf. Bush's broadband initiative (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dear dear dear (Score:1, Funny)
Hezekiah 3:16 - "Woe unto him who seeth the nipple of a woman, for he shall surely perish."
Re:If pr0n is outlawed... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I work in the industry (Score:3, Funny)
I suggest forced viewing of Tammy Fae Baker (crying or not) for at least an hour a day until you are cured.
SB
Re:I live in germany but.... (Score:2, Funny)
Fight Back with Bukkake Ashcroft! (Score:4, Funny)
1. Download a picture [google.com] of the Attorney General.
2. Make a color print of the picture.
3. Jerk off on the picture. Do not look at the picture while you jerk off. Well, you could, but I don't want to know about it. I suggest you close your eyes and think of Asia [google.com].
4. If the face of the man who wrote "Let the Eagle Soar" [cnn.com] isn't liberally (heh) covered with spooge, GOTO 3.
5. Take a picture of your Bukkake Ashcroft. Do not, REPEAT, do not use a flatbed scanner.
6. Post this picture on your home page. Or use someone else's [usdoj.gov] site if you're so inclined.
7. ?????
8. Free Speech!
I guarantee that if enough people do this, it'll have an effect that a million EFF ribbons [google.com] couldn't hope to match.
Maj. Kong
Re:Fewer chargebacks to credit card companies (Score:5, Funny)
Back in the early 90's I had a roommate that made a mess of 1-900 sex line calls. Now I'm not one to care as long as they get paid for. So I took the bill to him and asked him "Hey, Dave, did you make these calls?" He looks at it, tells me "No". Okay, I figure the landlady had some people in the house working on our place all week, maybe they did while we were out. This is a pretty substantial bill, more than $500, so I proceed to call each & every one of these companies to dispute the charges. I'm on the phone all morning. Not a problem getting them removed until I get to one that has recorded the entire phone conversation. Dave identifies himself as "Bob" in the call and from the minute or two I heard of it it was a gay incest fantasy line.
I tell them, no, I don't recognize the voice, but they still wont remove the charge.
Anyway, band comes over to practice and I'm singing in the PA as Dave walks in. I'm pretty pissed because he lied to me. If he just would have owned up and paid it I would never have told a soul. So I greet Dave over the PA as this: "Bob! Bobby! Bob-a-rino! Bobby Bo Bina Bo! Robert! Robbie Roberto! Hows it hanging?" Everyone in the room knows what is going on, watched him turn beet red. On the downside, he skipped without paying off the rest of the calls so I got stung for around $70. On the plus side, I got a much better roommate a week later.
Re:who cares? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is Ashcroft insane? (Score:2, Funny)
You're thinking of "Cannonball Run" and the Subaru (driven by Jackie Chan) with the in-dash VCR (the height of early-80s entertainment technology).
Re:War on Prawns! (Score:3, Funny)
The marines are invading!
Prawnography is a serious problem. (Score:3, Funny)
Filthy, absolutely filthy. How can the government allow people to publish this smut--and online, where anybody can access it! Please, won't somebody think of the children?
Dlugar
Re:Pointless (Score:4, Funny)
The people of Missouri spoke... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The problem is (Score:5, Funny)
That's right, it's the mom and pop porn producers that will be hurt the most.
Re:Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dear dear dear (Score:2, Funny)
Nah, that could never work...
Oh shit...
Re:This is Seriously Fucked Up (Score:3, Funny)
Larry Flynt comes into your house, kicks you in the nuts, puts a porno in your VCR, then makes a bunch of callback requests to sex lines.
Now... with the nut-kicking thing... there is the little issue of him being a cripple, of course....
Re:They can take my pr0n when... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Only Extreme? (Score:1, Funny)
P.J. O'Rourke said it best... (Score:1, Funny)
-- P.J. O'Rourke, "Parliment of Whores"
Re:stupid dang "goody two shoes" USA pollies (Score:3, Funny)
They reached the verdict in less than three hours
They would have taken longer, but the movies were short.
Re:They can take my pr0n when... (Score:3, Funny)