Top Web Businesses Oppose Utah Spyware Law 289
theodp writes "According to MediaPost.com: 'Some of the Web's leading content and technology providers have taken action to lobby against Utah's controversial Spyware Control Act, which is awaiting the governor's signature. Web publishers and businesses including AOL, Amazon, Cnet, eBay, Google, Microsoft, and Yahoo! signed a letter to the bill's sponsors arguing that the bill could create serious repercussions for the entire online community. The parties to the letter warned that the bill could interfere with computer security and would also impair the delivery of local, targeted ads'."
local, targeted ads? (Score:5, Funny)
So, since I live in Wisconsin, I should be seeing tons of ads for cheese and beer..?
Yeah (Score:1, Funny)
FUCK NO!
We want NO FUCKING ADS AT ALL!!!
Jesus christ, someone aught to drill into their skulls, maybe they'll find some valuable air which can be released back into the atmosphere...
Re:definition of Spyware (Score:5, Funny)
My Favorite Part!! (Score:4, Funny)
(i) actual damages; or
(ii) $10,000 for each separate violation of this chapter.
(3) In an action under Subsection (1), a court may:
(a) increase the damages up to three times the damages allowed by Subsection (2) if the court finds the defendant willfully or knowingly violated this chapter; and
(b) award costs and reasonable attorney fees to a prevailing party.
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1: Download adware
2: Sue
3: Profit!!!!
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Bahama vacation here I come!
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Re:local, targeted ads? (Score:5, Funny)
So, since I live in Wisconsin, I should be seeing tons of ads for cheese and beer..?
What about those folks that live in Dildo, Newfoundland [nationmaster.com]?
Never mind the fact that it's located right next to Spread Eagle...
Re:So broad, anti-adware and kid-proofing is spywa (Score:3, Funny)
Re:local, targeted ads? (Score:5, Funny)
No, you should be seeing travel brochures.
You don't have to be braindead to get elected... (Score:5, Funny)
Is this yet another example of technologically illiterate politicians eagerly passing bills without bothering to find out what the law is going to do?
H2O mixup creates scare [boston.com]
I don't fault folks for not knowing what dihydrogen monoxide is, but for charging ahead, guns blazing, completely unburdened by the thought process. Sounds like presidential material to me.
is there any way... (Score:1, Funny)
Interfere with local, targeted ads? (Score:3, Funny)
Gee, wouldn't THAT suck. Allowing people to use the 'Net without constant harrassment from marketers would surely provoke an outcry from the outraged Net populace.
Re:I don't think it's a big deal. (Score:5, Funny)
Wwwyzzardd: "You have been signed up to recieve free emails about other emails."
'And the surgery to have the implant inserted in the base of your skull is almost painless'
Re:You don't have to be braindead to get elected.. (Score:3, Funny)
Honest Views:"I believe in America, in keeping America great, and it standing up for the core beliefs of this great nation. I believe that America is for every American, and nobody should be left behind. I believe that we must work harder than ever to preserve our freedom, build the economy, and defend America."
Voting Record:Voted YES on the WARMFUZZYBUNNY act, a law that will defend Americans from evildoers. Voted YES on the PROTECTOURECONOMY act, a splendid law that will give $1000 to every American. Voted YES on the STOPTHEIF act, which will defend America's vital intellectual property from cyberthieves so future generations can enjoy our vibrant cultural heritage.
This is not the place for rhetoric or flag-waving, but I must point out the simple fact that my opponent, while holding the same views and voting for the same bills, is a bad choice because either (a) He has no experience in government at this level or (b) He is a Washington Insider, with more allegiance to lobbyists and special interests than to voters. Amen.