Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager 716
ihabawad writes "Microsoft has a patent on file for this really cool new technology called 'virtual desktops' where you see a 'pager' on the screen. Read all about it by searching under "Published Applications" for patent #20030189597 at the US Patent and Trademark Office. You know, I had a dream that I was using such a thing once; what was it called? -- yes, FvwmPager! Weird, eh?"
Seems familiar (Score:5, Funny)
"No Billy, that's not your toy. That's FVWM's toy. Say you're sorry!"
Major Corporation... (Score:5, Funny)
... patents idea with lots of prior art.
News at 11.
Post link to site! (Score:0, Funny)
Dreaming Prior Art ...? (Score:5, Funny)
Can a dream constitute prior art?
-kgj
Re:Direct Link (Score:0, Funny)
It took ages to find it... *sigh*
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Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager
Posted by timothy on Wednesday February 25, @09:37AM
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Direct Link (Score:1)
by huha (755976) on Wednesday February 25, @09:41AM (#8385557)
Conclusion:
Either you are whoring for karma with the old poor me excuse, or you suffer from ADHD.
Innovative (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Direct Link (Score:5, Funny)
by huha (755976) on Thursday February 26, @03:41AM (#8385557)
It took ages to find it... *sigh*
Re:You may want to mention that (Score:4, Funny)
It's not really the Patent Office's job to ensure that every patent is totally original and has never been done before. A patent is only really used when the invention ends up in court. If it's not defendable, it will be nullified. However, who wants to sit across from Microsoft in a courtroom? Maybe if you slip and break your leg on the sidewalk in front of their office building. Even in that case you'd probably end up paying $10,000 to repair the scuffmarks you made in the concrete.
Re:You may want to mention that (Score:2, Funny)
Translation:
They're "innovating"
Re:MS *doesn't* have a patent on this! (Score:4, Funny)
dude they're gonna get so sued by SCO :) (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You may want to mention that (Score:2, Funny)
My New Patent (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:There is a difference... (Score:4, Funny)
And, as we all know, obvious [uspto.gov] and stupid [uspto.gov] patents always get laughed out of the Patent Office.
Re:Power Toys for Windows XP (Score:1, Funny)
what a bunch of arse. since when has a simple tool that someone might or might not find useful been a 'powertoy'?
they really do think we're cunts.
I left my virtual pager (Score:1, Funny)
MS owns rights to blue screens too (Score:1, Funny)
desktop patent
Re:its not a joke (Score:5, Funny)
>>I work as an examiner
Boy, you are in trouble now!
Wait, shouldn't you be reviewing patents instead of posting here?
Re:Post link to site! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not sure if that was irony or stupidity. Anyway, here's a clickable link to the patent. [uspto.gov]
OLVWM (OpenLook Virtual Window Manager)... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:nVidia Desktop Explorer does this on windows (Score:5, Funny)
If you actually had a separate monitor for each desktop, it would be hard to call them virtual at that point, wouldn't it?
Be sure to find the first one (Score:2, Funny)
too obvious?
Re:its not a joke (Score:1, Funny)
Where better than here to research prior art? This one's already in the bag, so long as the investigator reads /.
Re:slashdotting the US Patent Office (Score:2, Funny)
But how can MS patent if they didn't it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You may want to mention that (Score:2, Funny)
Uh..because it's been patented?
Re:nVidia Desktop Explorer does this on windows (Score:5, Funny)
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING. WE THOUGHT YOU MEANT VENEREAL DISEASE.
just made a test... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:nVidia Desktop Explorer does this on windows (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway, my great great great grandfather and Babbage worked on a virtual desktop back then too.
They initially named it 'Vada' for 'Virtual Ada' but later changed the name, at Ada's behest, to 'Vader'.
I've seen sketches of it; it was really cool.