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SCO Adds Copyright Claim to IBM Suit 444

An anonymous reader writes "News.com.com reports that the SCO Group has significantly widened its Unix and Linux lawsuit against IBM, adding a copyright infringement claim to the already complicated case." There's also another story discussing the copyright claims.
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SCO Adds Copyright Claim to IBM Suit

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  • Bluff bluff bluff (Score:4, Insightful)

    by grub ( 11606 ) <slashdot@grub.net> on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:31PM (#8207252) Homepage Journal

    SCO's lawyers are practicing the tried & true method of Throw Enough Shit Against the Wall and Some of It Will Stick.

    They know it's a poor case they have so they keep adding more and more claims to their position along with the necessary bravado stupid investors have come to love.
  • Re:Old News (Score:5, Insightful)

    by spanklin ( 710953 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:33PM (#8207294)
    Already read this on Groklaw

    If we apply that standard to /., wouldn't 99.9% of the stories go away? How many of them start with "NYTimes is reporting... According to CNN.com..."

  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Shdwdrgn ( 162364 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:33PM (#8207296)
    The problem is that if someone were to actually buy SCO, it would set a dangerous precedent and other failing compaines would be sure to follow.

    No the only way to put an end to this is to make sure that SCO goes down in a ball of fire that can be seen around the world.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:34PM (#8207303)

    Shouldn't they be bitch-slapped by the judge for expanding their lawsuit before they can even manage to comply with the judge's original order to "put up or shut up" re: evidence?

    Then again I'd noticed that SCOX was about to slip below $13/share yesterday. I guess Yet Another Lawsuit/Press Release was due in order to meet the SCO business cycle.
  • by Ken D ( 100098 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:35PM (#8207315)

    So now they want to claim extra damages for an infringement of "registered" copyright when the registration was filed after the lawsuit? IANAL but this really seems like grasping at straws, otherwise this would always happen in a copyright dispute to get the extra damages.

    Plus, doesn't this now potentially get them in trouble with Novell who claims that the copyrights are still theirs? Criminal plagiarism, anybody?
  • Stalling (Score:5, Insightful)

    by GreenCrackBaby ( 203293 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:39PM (#8207368) Homepage
    This just seems like another tactic to stall their case. Personally, I believe that there is something more sinister than just a dying company in its death throws here. The longer this goes on, the more damage being done to Linux and open source in general. Obviously, when they finally have to account for any of their claims they will quickly lose, but the longer they can take to prevent that the better (if you support my hypothesis).

    My guess is they'll go to court and say "Your honour, you asked us to provide these documents to IBM before the case could continue, however since that ruling we've ammended our suite and would ask that we can push back that date as a result."
  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:39PM (#8207369)
    I'm tired of hearing the latest absurdity about this ridiculous little company. Who cares if they are making more, different, wilder, or whatever other sort, of claim?

    Stop giving them the free publicity of paying attention to them. Let's just agree not to talk about it till IBM destroys them in court, at which point we can gloat, and be happy.
  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by CoreDump ( 1715 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:39PM (#8207370) Homepage Journal
    How about not encouraging exactly this sort of behaviour, by taking the moral position not to cave in to it.

    It *is* worth standing up for what is right, no matter the cost.

  • Be real (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Sangloth ( 664575 ) <MaxPande@@@hotmail...com> on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:39PM (#8207379)
    Suppose some terrorists took innocent hostages in order to exchance them for known terrorists in prison, and demanded an exchance. If we actually went though with the exchance, it would be a short term good at a severe long term cost when more groups of innocent people are taken hostage by other groups.

    Buying out the SCO would encourage more bad behaviour. Better to stick this through, no matter what the cost. It may be messy in the short term, but in the long term it will dissuade this sor tof behaviour.

    Sangloth
    I'd appreciate any comment with a logical basis...it doesn't even have to agree with me.
  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Westech ( 710854 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:41PM (#8207404) Journal
    It's obvious that SCO is not only wanting to raise its stock price, but it's hoping to be bought out by some of the bigger fish out there to possibly placate them.

    Let's hope Microsoft doesn't clue into this. Their best strategy right now might be to buy out SCO (along with their IP claims) and just throw an insane amuont of money and lawyers into these lawsuits. If a tiny flea like SCO can create this much FUD, imagine what MS could do.
  • Re:Old News (Score:5, Insightful)

    by teeker ( 623861 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:45PM (#8207447)
    Awww c'mon now, /. is not really a news site in the same way that CNN is a news site- it's an aggregation of news stories FROM places like CNN and NYT. The reason it exists to funnel stories that are interesting to the geek community, and give them a forum to discuss them. And the occasional editorial/review/whatever. The object of /. really isn't to scoop real news sites, so quit whining about it!
  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:2, Insightful)

    by aquabat ( 724032 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:46PM (#8207463) Journal
    Ohhhh, that suggestion just pushed my hate button. I swear my skin is trying to crawl off my body right now, just thinking about it. There is no way I will ever give my lunch money to this bully.
  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by HiThere ( 15173 ) * <charleshixsn@ear ... .net minus punct> on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:50PM (#8207511)
    Actually, for this to be a proper example, there also needs to be an attachment of Darl's private fortunes. If the CEO can get away with his pockets full, then it isn't much of an example. If a company is dying, the CEO doesn't care about the company, he cares about himself. So unless you ensure that HE has to pay, you haven't discouraged copycats very effectively.

  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by HiThere ( 15173 ) * <charleshixsn@ear ... .net minus punct> on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:55PM (#8207553)
    MS won't buy. If they did, they'd purchase the legal liabilities as well as the benefits. And then IBM would dig in for damages. And lots of contingency lawyers would start courting everyone who ever contributed anything to the kernel. And every company that did consulting in Linux.

    No. There was a good reason that MS wanted this kept at arms length. If they wanted closer ties, they could have had them cheaply a year ago. (All they needed to do is offer to guarantee 4 profitable quarters and Darl would have done nearly anything.)

  • by solman ( 121604 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:57PM (#8207569)
    SCO's case is completely falling appart.

    Apparently, the new copyright claim is that IBM continued to distribute AIX even after SCO "terminated" their license.

    In other words, the copyright claim doesn't have anything to do with the alleged copying of code from SysV to Linux.

    Additionally, SCO responded to IBMs interrogatory (asking which Linux files SCO claims any rights to) by listing only 17 files (and not identifying specific lines in those files) and indicating that none of these 17 files contain code from SysV.

    I really expected them to do much better. I don't see how IBM can be ordered to proceed with discovery given existing case law. (Although it seems like IBM might voluntarily produce information so they can limit SCOs avenues of appeal.
  • by Carnildo ( 712617 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:57PM (#8207571) Homepage Journal
    I like this quote from Groklaw:

    One of the SCO lawyers "...went on to claim that they have identified 400 million lines of Unix code and 300 million lines of Linux code affected, but also admitted that SCO has not submitted everything required by the court order."

    Where did they find 300 million lines of Linux code to begin with, much less 300 million infringing lines?
  • Re:Just a thought. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Phillup ( 317168 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @06:59PM (#8207588)
    I think it would be better to buy the companies that license SysV code... and have them stop.

    Cut off their air supply...
  • by kfg ( 145172 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:04PM (#8207642)
    Actually, what they appear to have done is not expand their lawsuit, but change its claims, dropping the charge of making public trade secrets entirely and replacing it with the copyright violation charge.

    This technically makes much of IBM's interogatories legally moot, although the fact of the matter is that the same code is in question.

    It appears that SCO may be pulling, in the technical jargon of the law, "a fast one" to escape having failed to comply with the court's order.

    KFG
  • Re:You'd think... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Carnildo ( 712617 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:08PM (#8207680) Homepage Journal
    They might run out of money first... then they have to start selling the Linux and Unix again.

    Who'd buy it from them?
  • In a nutshell... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by PingXao ( 153057 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:15PM (#8207745)
    One line from IBM's [groklaw.net]
    Report on SCO's Compliance With the Court's order sums up the whole fiasco pretty well I think. It's a line from Paragraph 5:

    SCO refuses to disclose from what lines of UNIX System V code these alleged contributions are supposed to derive, which it must know to allege the contributions were improper.


    Duh! And Darl wants $5 Billion for this?!?! For what exactly? I can't wait for the stomping to commence.
  • by burnin1965 ( 535071 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:20PM (#8207784) Homepage
    I think you are correct that everyone is missing the trick, but you are wrong if you think SCO is holding out to pull some magic trump card for a climactic finish.

    I think what everyone is missing is that SCO is trying to say that SCO owns UNIX, UNIX=AIX, AIX=LINUX, therefore UNIX=LINUX and SCO owns LINUX.

    And the way they are trying to state this is by saying that IBM signed a contract with SCO that says "we will let you look at our SCO code and in return any code you develop from then on belongs to us as a derivitive work".

    They have stated this over and over in many different ways, however, I suspect that they haven't come right out and stated it in a simple way because anyone who saw the simple truth of their arguement would be astonished at the absurdity.

    So you see, the reason SCO wants all the AIX code is not because there is SCO code in linux but because they believe that IBM copied IBM AIX code into linux. That is the copyright violation. And SCO is hopeful that everyone will ignore the fact that its IBM code developed and paid for by IBM and somehow fall for their asinine logic of "all your code belong to us".

    Anyhow, its sure fun to watch IBM trash SCO's lawyers in court and show no sign of giving quarter.

    burnin
  • Enough is enough (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:21PM (#8207788)
    Maybe if the media (cough cough) stops reporting (ad nauseum) every little brain fart out of Lindon, Utah, it will foil SCO's pump and dump strategy and they'll go away. The S/N on Slashdot has been steadily going downhill over the last couple of years, but the daily regurgitation of SCO FUD has been making it worse. Can you report on something else for a change? Pretty please with sugar on top?

  • by Tin Foil Hat ( 705308 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:24PM (#8207823)
    That all may be true, but even if IBM did acquire all of SCO's assets, there would still be no guarantee that IBM would release UNIX under an open source license. In fact, I'm having a hard time thinking of even one open source product that IBM has released. (Yes, I know they are selling Linux boxen, but that's not the same thing.)

    I know that IBM has become something of a Linux poster boy in recent years, but let's face it: IBM is in this business for the money, not the karma. They would only release code under an OS license if they thought the idea held substantial value for the company.

    On the other hand, we can be relatively certain that IBM would not be behaving as SCO is now. They would stand too much to lose, especially in customer confidence terms.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:35PM (#8207906)
    they don't have to give it away. "You are free to use this if you grant everyone rights to use anything you use it on, especially IBM" is victory enough for the non-RMS purists.
  • by vidarh ( 309115 ) <vidar@hokstad.com> on Friday February 06, 2004 @07:52PM (#8208036) Homepage Journal
    Eclipse, Jikes, i8n support libraries used in Xerces among others, and a LONG list of other projects, a ton of Linux contributions (JFS, for instance).... Just to mention a few. IBM have released more code as open source than most software companies produce during their entire existence.
  • David v. Goliath (Score:3, Insightful)

    by yintercept ( 517362 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @08:02PM (#8208132) Homepage Journal
    The Salt Lake Tribune [sltrib.com] has an article positioning this as a David v. Goliath suit of SCO against IBM...IBM stealing the assets developed by a small Provo firm. Utahns are extremely susceptiple to this type of argument.
  • by yintercept ( 517362 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @08:43PM (#8208435) Homepage Journal
    what gives you the gall to assume that Utahn's are susceptiple to this type of argument?

    Being educated does not mean you will not fall for myths. Education sometimes makes people more apt to fall for myths. For example, it really could be the that large portions of Linux were willfully copied from SCO, and all the highly educated people on slashdot fell for it. We all believe in the myth of Linus Torvolds. He is too pure to allow the copying of another's code into Linux without consent. Very few linux users have read and or verified the source of all the code in the program.

    Look at the number of educated people who fell for the myth that if enough people were copying music via P2P that the courts would roll over and nullify the copyright laws.

    As for the image of the common man fighting against corporate interests and the liberal elite of the East. Utah's #2 hero is Philo Farnsworth who stood against RCA. And currently the Utah Legislature is passing legislation to withdraw from the United Nations.

    If SCO can position this to the jurers as a fight between a small company and IBM...then it is a completely different beast than if it is positioned as a company buying up property rights then suing on shaky ground.

    It would be possible to pick a jury in Salt Lake who have never heard of Santa Cruz Operations, but have heard of IBM.

  • by _Sprocket_ ( 42527 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @08:56PM (#8208545)


    I grew up tracking the IBM antitrust news. IBM was cutthroat enough that I remember how Microsoft's geek-chic stature grew when they out-IBM'ed IBM.


    Like the Star Wars fans quote... "There are always two: a master and an apprentice." Microsoft learned how to do business from IBM. Then perfected the technique.

    What will be interesting is watching Microsoft follow IBM's history in its own way. Commoditization of hardware transformed IBM. What will commiditization of the OS do?
  • by FatRatBastard ( 7583 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @08:59PM (#8208578) Homepage
    I still think they're going after the angle that JFS, NuMA, et al (basically anything that looks or smells like Unix) are "derivatives" of SysV, and their ownership of Unix means that they control everything related. Thus, IBM shouldn't have contributed to the kernel without first asking SCO's permission. This, I believe, is the heart of their case (they are also still saying there's actual SysV code in Linux, but haven't show squat legally and isn't part of the case as far as I know).

    Of course, this is going to be hard to win since it requires them to prove:

    a) the license with IBM actually gives them control of derivatives
    b) IBM's code is a derivative of SysV

    Frankly, I thought they had a much better chance with the Trade Secret stuff since there may have been some Monterey issues non of us knew about. The "derivative" argument seems like one hell of a stretch considering copyright and contract law along with the *BSD settlement.

    Basically, though, the new copyright stuff seems pretty damn empty. I'll be surprised if it goes anywhere.
  • by Flower ( 31351 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @09:15PM (#8208683) Homepage
    What tricks? This isn't Perry Mason. What SCO does now dictates what they will be able to do later in the trial.

    I don't know what you've been reading but IBM has been crucifying SCO's legal team with SCO's rhetoric. If anything, this case is proving to be an textbook example of why you never comment about pending and on-going litigation. Every word SCO utters to the media is going to come back to haunt them in the courtroom. What? Do you really believe that if Darl takes the stand that questions like "Where is that team of MIT rocket scientists?" or "You orignally said millions of lines but after discovery your company could only produce a fraction of that. yes or no?" won't come up?

    And who are most people? It became obvious fairly quickly that this case would go on for a long time. Neither side can simply drop it.

  • by roystgnr ( 4015 ) <royNO@SPAMstogners.org> on Friday February 06, 2004 @09:16PM (#8208693) Homepage
    'Cuz you sure aren't talking about the IBM I know. IBM giving an asset away isn't poetic. I'd call it heart-stoppingly unimaginable.

    Start [ibm.com] imagining. [ibm.com] IBM wouldn't be in this mess if it hadn't started giving away (well, GPLing at least) some of it's assets.

    Some of the entries on those lists are a lot more advanced than SCO's code (compare IBM's NUMA contributions to the malloc version SCO was whining about under NDA, for example), too. At least a few prominent divisions of IBM see that open source isn't necessarily "IBM giving away an asset", but can often be "IBM adding value to their services and hardware". In the case of giving away Unix, it would be "IBM removing a perceived risk of their services and hardware".

    You're right that this isn't the way IBM used to behave, and it's probably not the way every IBM executive would like to behave now. But is a way that they've started to behave, and it isn't implausible to hope that they'll continue. If you want implausible, you could consider that IBM's changes today give us hope for a changed Microsoft sometime in the future. ;-)
  • by Pieroxy ( 222434 ) on Friday February 06, 2004 @09:29PM (#8208801) Homepage
    Don't waste your precious brain cells on this matter. Every other month they change course radically. All that you can think and react on the current news will be wiped out by the following one, which will probably be in total contradiction with this ons.

    This has become now really too much. They don't have a case. Their contradictory press releases and various public announcements should be enough to win the lawsuit, even if they had a case.

    So why worry?
  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 06, 2004 @10:18PM (#8209064)
    I know you intended to be funny, but seriously, they know their company is doomed. The insiders have been selling [yahoo.com] consistently at least since the first lawsuit was filed. Their only purchases in all that time have been through the exercise of options. Those aren't the actions of people with confidence in the future of their company.
  • by shadowbearer ( 554144 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @12:06AM (#8209566) Homepage Journal


    *and* Heise stated in the courtroom to the judge some blather about 300 million or 400 million lines of code...

    I somehow doubt the judge is all that amused. I'm sure she has evidence in front of her exactly how many lines of code there are, total, in Linux, AIX, and Dynix combined.

    SB
  • by Zeinfeld ( 263942 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @12:15AM (#8209606) Homepage
    The big news the Slashdot post seems to have missed is that: SCO HAS DROPPED THEIR TRADE SECRET CLAIM

    Bigger news is that IBM did not file to dismiss. I certainly don't think they are going to fold, quite the opposite. I think they have deliberately not filed the routine motion because they think that they might soon be in a position to get it granted for real, they don't want the judge getting used to batting them away.

    Some SCO speak: "With respect to the overriding issue, that SCO failed to identify line-for-line code copying", Heise claimed "that has not and is not what the case is about". (Again, very surprised looks in the audience).

    The judge did not buy that. SCO is still on the hook. The judge raised the issue of strict compliance which means more games from sco and the case goes out.

  • by IronClad ( 114176 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @12:21AM (#8209647) Homepage
    As someone who has lived in Utah and out, I would say that Utah doesn't necessarly have more serious scamming going on than elswhere, but they do have a uniquely multi-polar society with more than their share of gullible ninnies are comingled with another (though more typical) group of greedy perpetrators who never needed to evolve into intelligent scammers with such easy pickin's around.

    The combo (clueless greedies + naive ninnies) makes for robust traffic in multilevel skin products and vitamins-that-promise-to-cure-cancer scams.

    So Utah is not really more corrupt than other places, but it's different. I believe, for example, that the Olympic scam was typical of other Olympic venues when it happened at Utah, but the notable difference was that the whistle was blown and the (naive) local public reacted with admirable shock.

    Darl seems to have emerged from this subculture of manipulators-among-the-naive, but with additional drive from his apparent megalomaniacal personality disorder: why peddle antioxidant vitamins when you can go for three, no five BILLION (with pinky-to-mouth).

    No more planning going on here than with the pyramid scheme moguls. He knows he's a scammer (or else his answers at, say Harvard, would be less evasive.) I think that he simply hopes enough people are gullible or naive or complacent enough for him to get away with some fraction of the loot.

  • You fell in. (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Duhavid ( 677874 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @03:06AM (#8210272)
    IBM *was* as you recall.

    They signed the consent decree, then *abided* by it, and learned from it.

    I didnt track all that as it happened, but I did read about it.

    I also worked for a company that used a lot of IBM equipment. I started as a MS lover and looked down on IBM. In working with IBM ( and in watching MS through the years ), I have reversed on each of those positions. I grew to respect IBM's business sense and ethics ( at least what I could see of it ), and I learned to appreciate what IBM had to offer in the way of hardware ( I started thinking speed was all, I came away impressed with the business utility, business-minded-ness, and robustness of thier stuff ).

    Now, if only MS would have such a change of "heart" as I perceive IBM had, the world would be a much better place. And they could stop being paranoid megalomanics.

    As to giving away, in a sense, no, but putting Unix in the public domain *would* make sense, as it would forstall any future successor in interest from making similiar calculations, and would reduce IBM's risks. ( see also, the other posts about IBM's contributions to Linux )
  • by gujo-odori ( 473191 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @03:54AM (#8210418)
    Not all Utah(a)?ns. A close friend of mine lives in Payson and works in SLC and has to drive past SCO headquarters every day on his way to work. Every day, he flips the bird to SCO headquarters.

    A friend of his, in turn, works at SCO. Poor guy. He says the customers (yeah, I guess they still have a few) really beat him up on the phone over SCO's actions.

    SCO's enemies (that's almost everyone) hate them, their own customers seem to hate them (that's hardly anyone), and I bet most of their own staff probably hate them, too. Does anyone like them? Oh yeah, I guess their lawyers like them. Their names will be mud when this is over, but it will be rich mud, b/c they make money win or lose and have already been paid millions of dollars.
  • by gujo-odori ( 473191 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @04:19AM (#8210476)
    Bigger news is that IBM did not file to dismiss.


    Yes, that is the big news, someone please mod that Insightful. IBM, in not filing for summary judgement against SCO, seems to be saying that they want case law on this one. A dismissal means anyone, even SCO (unless it is dismissed with prejudice) if they are sufficiently imbalanced (and I believe they may well be) can come along and try the same thing again in the future, either with Linux or some other piece of FOSS to which IBM has contributed.


    If IBM goes to trial and wins a crushing victory over SCO in court, then countersues for damages and bankrupts SCO (although simply losing this case will probably do that on its own) and then buys them up for pennies on the dollar out of bankruptcy and fires all of senior management, no one will dare try something like this again, even if they think they might have a case. The price to be paid for failure will scare them off. Put more simply, IBM will probably seek not only case law, but to make an example of Darl and friends.


    And how would you like to be Darl, looking for your next job when this is all over, with the most prominent entry on your resume being something like "Embarked on frivolous and ill-fated lawsuit against IBM, sent my then-employer into bankruptcy as a result, seeking challenging position at tech company." He'd be lucky to get a challenging position emptying the wastebaskets. Of course, he's made millions selling SCO stock since this fiasco began, he'll never need to work again. These executive types seem addicted to work, so he'll probably try, but I bet that will be one long, hard job search.


    I think IBM recognizes this situation exactly as the shakedown that it is, and sees perfectly well that if they give in it in any way, even taking a summary judgement and getting no case law, that anyone else thinking about shaking down IBM would be tempted to try it. They also know, as the oldest practioner of FUD in the computer business (heck, they invented it; every old mainframer like me knows the saying "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM"), that they dare not give quarter. As with any shakedown, giving in or giving quarter will only incite others to go after you. If you bust up the one who's trying to shake you down and make an example of him, nobody will dare. That, I think, is what IBM has in mind for SCO.

  • by merlin_jim ( 302773 ) <.James.McCracken. .at. .stratapult.com.> on Saturday February 07, 2004 @12:18PM (#8211774)
    More than anything, I just am stunned that they haven't been yanked short by an order to stop making accusations and laying charges until they prove at least one point!!!

    IANAL but I beleive the main reason this may not have been done is a little constitutional guarantee called due process; its a standard tactic for delaying trials and trying to get off on technicalities; you simply hide behind due process, saying you must be given a chance to prove blah blah blah, and no judge can touch you until you stop.

    This appears to be largely of that order...
  • by macdaddy ( 38372 ) on Saturday February 07, 2004 @12:45PM (#8211909) Homepage Journal
    And then the SCOX stockholders sue the management of the company that was intentionally run into the ground for damages. We all win, but Darl. Woot! It's all good. :)

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