SCO Gives Notice To 6,000 Unix Licensees 442
inode_buddha writes "This article describes SCO's recent letters to its UNIX licensees, asking them to certify that they '...are not using Unix code in Linux.' It also notes another set of letters '...outlining additional evidence of copyright infringement to a subset of 1,500 global Linux users that SCO first contacted in May about copyright infringement.' There's also a decent breakdown of the company's balance sheet and some quotes from company officials. I hope to see one of those 'other' letters; could anyone post it? SCO better have asbestos underwear." Ask and receive: idiotnot adds "Here's the article from the Sydney Morning Herald. Here is a PDF Copy of the letter." "Yours truly"?
Phew... (Score:5, Funny)
I am a unix lisence holder... (Score:5, Funny)
another set of letters (Score:5, Funny)
Come on IBM. (Score:3, Funny)
advert alongside story (Score:5, Funny)
Balance sheet (Score:5, Funny)
Here it is, for your viewing enjoyment:
+56.00 1 x Uniware license w/ rebate
-700.00 1 x 1 hour, law firm
-1500.00 1 x law firm, misc.
-89100.65 10000 x threatening letter photocopies, envelopes and stamps
- 23000.00 1 x Blake stowel xmas bonus
- 100000.00 1 x Darl McBride xmas bonus
+699.00 1 x SCO license
-450.99 1 x christmas meal for law firm's Dachsund
- 5000.00 2 x conference call with law firm
- 1500000.00 4 x Payol^H^H^H^H^HReturn on investment for Canopy execs
+9.99 1 x mail-in rebate for postage scale
Company officials statement:
Are we the greatest company in the world or what?
Be careful what you say about SCO (Score:1, Funny)
Within the bounds... (Score:4, Funny)
Err...that's what an existing legal agreement actually is - a formal communication of utilising x within the bounds of what was agreed. I believe -1 Redundant is called for?
Cheers,
Ian
Dear SCO (Score:5, Funny)
Having established that point, I think I have found a use for your assertions in our corporate restrooms.
I wonder.... (Score:5, Funny)
From the letter:
Neither you nor your contractors or employees with access to the Software Products have contributed any software code based on the Software Products for use in Linux or any other UNIX-based software product.
Re:Still waiting and waiting.... (Score:5, Funny)
Business Plan (Score:5, Funny)
SCO
If you: license our technology
Then: you are first in line when we roll out our sue-the-world plan.
Whack-A-Burger
If you: buy one of our burger value meals
Then: the fry cook gets one free whack at you with a 2-by-4 on your way out of the restaurant
Ben Dover Bowling Lanes
If you: rent one of our lanes for an hour
Then: the ex-convict who works behind the counter demonstrates who is your daddy when you bend over to pick up your bowling shoes
Re:I am a unix lisence holder... (Score:5, Funny)
"SCO: (Radiating righteous indignation) See? See?! According to Slashdot comment #7890057, this Disc2 guy on Slashdot says he's been copying our code! See? We TOLD YOU!
Judge: (Laughing hysterically)"
Oh no! They'll terminate my Unixware license! (Score:5, Funny)
"SCO may pursue all legal remeidies available to it including, but not limited to, license termination rights."
Here is the text of my certified response letter:
"Dear SCO, I hereby terminate my own Unixware license. The 3 machines we still had running Unixware have been pining for years to join their linux brethren or BSD friends. Today, they do so. Thanks for the gentle push!"
Just saw this on CNN (Score:0, Funny)
CNN/Januray 6, 2003
Salt Lake City, Utah -- The 39 cult members found dead at a local software company apparently died in a carefully orchestrated suicide that involved sedatives, vodka and plastic bags possibly used to suffocate, officials said today.
The victims apparently believed they were going to be able to claim ownership of the Linux operating system.
Police said they had gathered little information so far on the background of the group or its leaders, only that they operated a computer Web service called "SCO."
The mass suicide likely took place over three days and involved three groups, proceeding in a calm, ritualistic fashion. Some members apparently assisted others and then cleaned up, then went on to take their own dose of the fatal mixture, mixed with apple sauce or pudding.
The last two victims to die were found with plastic bags over their heads.
Lying on cots or mattresses with their arms at their sides, the victims each carried identification.
"It seemed to be a group decision," said Dr. Brian Blackbourne, Salt Lake Medical Examiner, at a news conference today. "There were different stages, suggesting it was planned. They all had IDs. The house was immaculate."
Blackbourne said 21 of the victims were women and 18 were men.
Initially all the victims had been identified as men, since deputies found all of the victims dressed alike in black suits with close-cropped hair, making it difficult to determine their sex.
Officials are now trying to notify victims' families and have withheld names until that process is completed.
Authorities also showed video of the bloodless death scene at an afternoon news briefing. All the victims wore black pants and black Nike athletic shoes, their faces and chests covered with purple shrouds. Their bags had been packed neatly in the dormitory-type rooms. Those who wore glasses had them carefully placed at their side. In a pocket, most of the victims had a $5 bill and some quarters.
"They were at different stages of deterioration," Jerry Lipscomb of the Salt Lake Sheriff's Department told CNN. "That's the most pleasant way I can put that."
Lipscomb said officials were tipped off to the suicide after videotapes and a letter were sent to each of the company's software customers.
"What we're finding is that each and every one of the members of the organization, prior to their death, gave a brief statement... The essence of those statements were that they were going to a better place where there was no such evil as open source software," Lipscomb said.
Most of the victims were in their 40s, but their ages ranged from 26 to 72, said Cmdr. Alan Fulmer, chief investigator in the case.
Blackbourne said the victims mixed the sedative phenobarbital in apple sauce, washed it down with a drink of vodka and then were smothered with plastic bags over their heads. The plastic bags were found in trash can behind the house.
"We're not talking about a drug-crazed, party-time situation
"It's our opinion that it was their intent -- they planned to do this."
Of the letter written to an ex-member of the group, he said: "Although it is not a suicide note, per se, it does imply that it was their intent to take their own lives..."
The first deputies who entered the company to find the bodies Wednesday complained of a distinctive odor.
Some of the victims had been dead for more than 36 hours before they were found, Blackbourne said. All had been removed from the house and identified by mid-day Thursday.
The SCO web site does not espouse suicide as such but promotes a "willful termination of contract" as the road "entering the Heaven of IP security."
The Web site characterized SCO as a potential target for law enforcement, making referen
Re:Still waiting and waiting.... (Score:5, Funny)
That should give the SCO lawyers a Nervous Tic (tm)
Re:another set of letters (Score:2, Funny)
With the replies being brought to you by the letters 'F' and 'U', hopefully.
Re:My shirt (Score:2, Funny)
And don't say $699.
SCO is dying! (Score:3, Funny)
It is official; Netcraft confirms: SCO is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered SCO UnixWare community when IDC confirmed that SCO market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that SCO UnixWare has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. SCO is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict SCO's future. The hand writing is on the wall: SCO faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SCO UnixWare because SCO is dying. Things are looking very bad for SCO. As many of us are already aware, SCO UnixWare continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
SCO has lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time UnixWare developers L. Ron Hubbard and Joseph Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: SCO is dying.
All major surveys show that UnixWare has steadily declined in market share. SCO is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If SCO is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. SCO continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, SCO is dead.
Fact: SCO is dying
You needed a columnist to tell you that? (Score:3, Funny)
Would you like to borrow some money?
We never get the good letters (Score:4, Funny)
Dear Mr. So-and-So
In response to your request for certification that we have not contributed SCO IP into Linux our official response:
Bullshit.
Sincerely,
Mr. Shadow
Director Software Support
XYZ Corporation
Of course legal would nix it anyway. Might get fired for sending it without their chop, but what a way to go out, huh? Hehe.
Yours truly (Score:2, Funny)
Prove it first! (Score:1, Funny)
talk to my software vendor (Score:2, Funny)
please talk to my hardware/software vendor. We bought this fancy new server with the latest software included. This is called a bundle. They told me the software was free, so we paid $0.
BTW my vendor is IBM!
Best regards
Re:Still waiting and waiting.... (Score:5, Funny)
The original interrogatories are here [groklaw.net].
Re:Dear SCO (Score:3, Funny)
Dear SCO
I received you recent letter of inquiry with great interest. I believe that Linux may have legal problems, and I do not wish to subject my company to liabilities that may be a part of those legal difficulties. In particular, I do not wish to a victim of the the harassment tactics that have become part of the Unix and Windows interests.
I regret I cannot answer your question regarding the existence of Unix code in Linux. I am upper management and have no technical skills or knowledge. My IT people say everything we use is properly licensed, written independently, or knowingly contributed by the firms that own the code. They also tell me that the Linux code is available for everyone to look at. My suggestion is that you get a copy of this Linux code and take a look at it and see if anything matches. You can then tell the sections at issue. If you then send me your code for these sections, I can have my tech people compare your code to the Linux code and see if we are running the same code.
But I would rather just solve the issue now. My preferred solution would be to install windows and get it over with. However, my techs refuse to so do. As a businessperson yourself, I am sure you understand the difficulty of hiring competent staff, so I tend to let them do what they want, so long as everything is running. I can't really fire them anyone, since one is sleeping with my daughter, the other one is sleeping with me, and the third is only minority worker we have in the company.
So, the solution may be to license you product. In exchange I will need the following things. First, you must certify that you own or license all the IP in your Unix. My tech staff tells me that a few years ago Unix was caught stealing code, so we want to make sure you longer do this. I will also need a promise from you to defend me against any legal problem that might arise with my use of Unix. Since I have been told that you are brink of bankruptcy, I will need to see proof of a bond that can cover the expenses of such a defense. Finally, again since you may go bankrupt soon, I need a guarantee that I will be have an option to license Unix over the next five years, either from you or your new owners, for comparable prices. If I am unable to license Unix, I must have the freedom to continue to use it for free. If Unix becomes unsupported, I must have access to the source code to modify as I need.
Thank you for your help in this issue.
(signed)
Mr. Bighead
Weapons of Mass Infringement (Score:3, Funny)
Please provide evidence that you are in compliance with UN Resolution 3177, and that you have no active programs to develop WMI, and that you are not in posession of any WMI or WMI delivery systems.
Failure to provide evidence will result in a massive invasion of your country by US Laywer forces, shock and awe, resulting in the eventual extraction of your carcass from a spider-hole.
Sincerely,
Darl McBush