Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet 768
Oneamp writes "A woman in Lincoln, Neb. has been ticketed for appearing nude in public after she published photographs of herself doing so. Apparently, it's not neccessary to be caught in the act. CNN article here" The article does not link to Harrington's website.
I was (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, the ticket was from my wife, not the police
She's Probably Happy (Score:5, Funny)
Getting busted over something minor isn't the point.
Now if she was really cool she'd get someone to take some naughty shots of her in the police station.
Best paragraph (Score:5, Funny)
That's what i call "The Pr()n spirit"
Where is Nebraska? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:5, Funny)
She sees the swarm of slashdot referral log entries on her server.... "Ewww!!!!" and pulls the plug.
So I wonder if the cop who spotted her naughtly little secret is going to own up?
Wait a second . . . (Score:5, Funny)
How did the police find the pictures?
Hmm . . . it's also unlawful to use government property to surf porn sites at work, you know . . . :p
Re:fakes? (Score:5, Funny)
Ah yes, I see, the Lincoln City Council has taken upon itself to surreptitiously photograph its citizens, then edit the photographs to make them appear as if they are violating ordinances in order to collect citation income from them.
Tell me, do you have the aluminum foil hat, or did you get the spiffy titanium one?
God made her hot. (Score:5, Funny)
The cops made her famous.
And now geeks will make her rich.
It's the new American dream.
Honest Mom... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Non-News. (Score:3, Funny)
The only reason she was charged was because the bar owner objected.
what ... (Score:0, Funny)
Agh (Score:3, Funny)
The one article people would actually read, and you have to go and ruin it!
Re:Not too strange... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wait a second . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Where's the "Boobies" icon? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wait, I thought this was fark for a moment.
Slashfark?
How about a boobies.slashdot.org section?
Positive ID (Score:2, Funny)
Re:here's the link to her site... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, she's busted alright...
One time (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know.
Re:Where is Nebraska? (Score:5, Funny)
We are most definately right next to nowhere, a little south of boringville.
I hate this town.
Your Tax Dollars at work (Score:4, Funny)
Auuugh! (Score:5, Funny)
Auuugh, my precious eyes are going to be corrupted! I can feel my mind melting under the hidious hideiousnedd of NUDITY!
Why, you know the dangers of nudity in public? Well, there's a lot of them, I'll tell ya!
* World might implode
* Meteor might impact earth
* Solar flare could fry us
In addition, it might contribute to GLOBAL WARMING!
FIGHT NUDITY TODAY!
Re:It's just like the speeding ticket cameras, yea (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently the authorities didn't think this was quite so funny so they sent him another letter containing a picture of some handcuffs.
Really not safe for work.... (Score:5, Funny)
And here I am, saying that we should have sacked the management instead and hired more temps...
Re:Ahem, how did they find them? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't be insensitive to Nebraska Vice cops. They spend hours every week searching for public nudity in Nebraska on the internet. (This is about as big as Vice gets in Nebraska I imagine.) They don't like looking at pr0n, but somebody has to do it to preserve the moral fiber of Nebraska!
Won't somebody think of the Nebraskans!
Nebraska Vice Squad: It's the toughest job you'll ever love.
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Umm guys (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Umm guys (Score:3, Funny)
Re:She's Probably Happy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:here's the link to her site... (Score:1, Funny)
Ugh, IN Howard Stern? Where are the pictures of that?
Re:She's been posting EVIDENCE, for heaven's sake! (Score:1, Funny)
"I'm kind of a drunk, I mean I'm not one of those "Bar Whores" but I do like to drink and have a good time, if you know what I mean
And then, after claiming she isn't one of those stupid slutty barwhores, she proceeds to display a photograph of her with a beer in hand on the way to the mouth, at a bar, with several other drinks, pulling her shirt down to flash her tits.
Sounds like a bar whore to me.
cops say . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Marvelous bike (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, don't complain, it's a website for geeks, remember?
Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Where's the "Boobies" icon? (Score:3, Funny)
Nudity and God. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:shit traffic (Score:4, Funny)
Oh... you mean without the decimal point.
Re:And here's how to protest... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:4, Funny)
you guys have no idea how weird i feel, sitting here in lincoln, NE, and getting pr0n off slashdot...
Re:If a tree falls in the woods..... (Score:5, Funny)
You are born naked, and if you time things correctly, you will die naked!
Re:At least she wasn't Mayor! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:God made her hot. (Score:4, Funny)
By what standards? This is slashdot, there are men here with bigger breasts than this chick.
Re:At least she wasn't Mayor! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:"The article does not link to Harrington's webs (Score:3, Funny)
Where, sadly, "it" refers to pornography. Not quite the most desirable know-how.
Re:Where is Nebraska? (Score:2, Funny)