Dumpster-Diving for Your Identity 344
The NYT magazine has a story titled Dumpster-Diving for Your Identity - the author interviews two convicted identity thieves talking about their methods and successes.
Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
I tried, really! (Score:3, Funny)
Dumpster-diving bears at greater risk [cjonline.com]
It's not about bears stealing your identity, though I pity the bear that applies for a Visa card with a FICO [myfico.com] as bad as mine! But it is an interesting tale:
Then there are the people: One older woman set out a batch of syrup-slathered pancakes for the bears, and some parents smeared peanut butter on their children's faces so they could photograph cubs licking it.
Where's Darwin [darwinawards.com] when you need him?
But... (Score:5, Funny)
"A thief stole my credit card and has been using it for the past couple of months."
"Oh my! Why haven't you reported it?"
"Because it still works out to be cheaper than me using it!"
Burn Them. (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Go buy a shredder and port Linux to it today!
How ironic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:avoid recycling bins for financial mail (Score:5, Funny)
Dumpster Diving for MY identity? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:avoid recycling bins for financial mail (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Linux is still a little behind Windows in the document destruction department.
Re:Punishment != Harm Caused (Score:2, Funny)
Re:OK..... (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm... I can't find the word technology in the phrase "news for nerds, stuff that matters." I even tried CTRL + F. No luck. I'm having serious trouble finding the source of your complaint here. Help?
Re:Shredding doesn't offer much protection either. (Score:5, Funny)
$30 personal shredders won't handle many items such as old badges, bernoulli disks, floppies, backup tapes, CD's, last year's Xmas fruitcake, whistleblowers, etc.
Re:Punishment != Harm Caused (Score:3, Funny)
Nathan
Re:Compost them, don't burn them! (Score:3, Funny)
Dumpster Diving Moose, Too! (Score:2, Funny)
""Initially they were Dumpster diving (a few years ago), but now they've actually progressed into tearing open black garbage bags in cans that don't have lids," said Jessy Coltrane, the assistant area biologist for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game. "When moose start getting into garbage, they're almost worse than bears because they're pretty persistent about it."
Re:avoid recycling bins for financial mail (Score:5, Funny)
Each form had the person's name, date of birth, Social Security number -- all the information necessary for taking out a line of credit.
Interesting. William Henry Gates, III, 539-60-5125, October 28, 1955. Now, how do I take out that line of credit?
Re:Dumpster Diving Moose, Too! (Score:5, Funny)
A memory hole in every wall (Score:2, Funny)
I'm looking to get a memory hole installed in my house actualy.
Dumpster-diving for my identity!?!? (Score:3, Funny)
I cant believe you people... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SLASHDOT PERSONALS??? (Score:3, Funny)
Dating must go by the GPL - General Personal License, where if you date someone, you may only continue to date them if they may also date others. This however, is not a viral license. If you already have a partner and pick up another GPL'd partner you need not give up your original partner.
It's really quite simple.
My solution is better (Score:5, Funny)
Easy way to do it is to not pay a utility at an old residence (People's Energy is trying to extort $50 for the 0.07 therms of natural gas I used at my last apartment, and they will never see a dime of it. And no, I'm not kidding about the 7/100ths of a therm.)
Actually, we use rodents. (Score:2, Funny)
Having a security clearance, I can vouch for the fact that few techniques that don't involve fire destroy documents so thoroughly as rodents.
Re:I tried, really! (Score:5, Funny)
only a desperate many could get my info (Score:1, Funny)
Tweakers vs. Shredders (Score:1, Funny)
Dangers involved (Score:1, Funny)
Just consider what could happen if you dived into a seemingly benign dumpster only to encounter a used drug addicts needle. The number of possible infections you could catch just don't bear thinking about.
I for one believe that this potentially lethal sport should be strictly regulated as soon as possible. Venues could be provided with deep dumpsters filled with sanitised foam cubes and safe diving platforms.
Please people, if you feel the need to dive into a public dumpster, or even your own, to 'discover' your identity, stop and think. It's just not worth the potential damage you could cause yourself and the resulting heartache for your friends and relations.