Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware 1013
Alien54 writes "Well, more exactly, be advised that if you are giving a Dell for Xmas, not only will it probably come preloaded with spyware, but their tech support lines will refuse to tell users how to remove it, and will not give people advice on where to find some good tools to remove it. As seen in the latest newsletter from SpyWareInfo, Dell sent an internal memo to its tech support minions which says in part: 'NOTICE: Use of spyware removal software may conflict with user license agreements of other applications installed on your system. Please consult your user license agreements for further information. Dell does not endorse the use of spyware removal software and cannot provide support on these products.' This means we do not take callers to download.com or doxdesk.com, nor do we recommend spyware removal programs, nor do we advise callers on the use of spyware removal programs. This includes using phrases "We don't support the removal of spyware, but I use..."'" (Read on below.Update: 12/03 06:36 GMT by T : And for an update, too.)
"Now isn't that just nifty. Several folks in the antispyware/antivirus community have signed an open letter to Dell Inc. asking them to retract this possibly foolish and misguided policy. That letter is located at here." Update: 12/03 06:36 GMT Mike Healan, editor of spywareinfo.com, writes "The original posting is misleading.
Dell is absolutely not installing or preinstalling spyware and the
headline gives the impression that it is."
Dude, (Score:3, Funny)
Alternatives (Score:2, Funny)
IBM [ibm.com]
Compaq [compaq.com]
Alienware [alienware.com]
Gateway [gateway.com]
Build your own [http]
We have choices, after all.
Dude, your getting... (Score:3, Funny)
Doesn't matter really. (Score:1, Funny)
Unless its' some of that hard-core porn-ware that a guy at our office got. Nothing removed it so they just reinstalled his OS.
BTW, a friend of a friend of a friend's third, hand-me-down advice is still better than the service I've gotten from Dell in the past.
Re:well it doesn't matter too much (Score:3, Funny)
"We don't support it, but yes the weather IS quite nice in Sri Lanka"
You know, that kind of response.
You forgot ;) (Score:5, Funny)
$20 says I get modded troll
Re:Let me take a crack at this... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:We remove spyware all day long (Score:5, Funny)
you remove a lot of microsoft products then?
Re:Next step: Dell ships spyware (Score:2, Funny)
Hey! What's wrong with smoking pot, and finding new, fresh free porn sites??
Re:Go Free. (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Dell is not your computer handyman (Score:5, Funny)
> Why does this surprise people?
I think it's that quaint old idea that companies should at least pretend to have their customers' best interests in mind.
Re:You forgot ;) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dell is not your computer handyman (Score:5, Funny)
Now you can go see an exorcist to erase the black smudge on your soul you received for shopping at Walmart.
Re:Who modded this pile of crap up? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nasty (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Gateway's Policy (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh the joys of spyware.
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:wipe away? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Go Free. (Score:3, Funny)
At least that horrible episode seems to be in your past.
Only a Pointy Haired Boss would put out this memo (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I've found the oposite... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nasty (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Go Free. (Score:2, Funny)
SELECT * FROM AnonymousCowards WHERE clue > 0
Err 0 rows returned
Re:Nasty (Score:5, Funny)
The question is: Why the hell do people think that you can magically make their computers faster? And why do they ask you at the most inconvenient times? Anyone else have any stories like this?
Re:Dell is not bundling spyware : From SWI's Edito (Score:4, Funny)
I think it was pretty obvious that Alien54 was just being cynical and stupid when he said "not only will [your Dell] probably come preloaded with spyware..." And that comment tainted the whole article. It's the Slashdot editor's job to avoid that, but I guess Slashdot doesn't care too much about accuracy.
Re:Nasty (Score:5, Funny)
They can. [microsoft.com]
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:3, Funny)
Rrright... so if we'll say it again in plain English, you are happy that you can't afford a restaurant, it's difficult for you to pay for your own beer and you are really happy using a last-century throwaway computer?
Re:Seconded (Score:5, Funny)
Fortunately he's an intelligent fellow and we had a good laugh about it after I explained to him that he was doing the same.
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:4, Funny)
If you think that's bad, you should check out the Linux kernel source sometime. Not only is it full of adds, but bit-shifting and bit masks too!
Such abuse of arithmetic logic in an OS is not to be tolerated.
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:2, Funny)
I make an exception for my wife. We have a long-term indefinite "service agreement" with plenty of "performance incentives".
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:2, Funny)
You'd be surprised how often that results in the person with the problem asking me for help instead.
--
will
Re:Nasty (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:3, Funny)
The key to happiness is realizing that these friends and family don't know a thing about computers either. If a beautiful girl has a dying hard drive, it's suddenly no problem at all to recover her data onto a backup, install a new drive, format and install the OS, put on some updates and Mozilla, configure everything, track down her drivers, replace her backed up data, add your email to her address book and your IM name to her buddy list, and tell her it was no big deal.
And 5 minutes later, when an obnoxious relative needs a floppy drive replaced, just get wide eyed and say, "Gosh, I think you'll need an electrician to look at that. Better send it back to Dell and see if they can fix it."
People come to you because they're bewildered. Exploit that bewilderment.
Simple Solution (Score:2, Funny)
Just wear the appropriate shirt [thinkgeek.com] when you visit your relatives.
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:3, Funny)
I've actually had someone pay me this way. Gave me a roll of film with naked pictures of his girlfriend on it.
Re:Nasty (Score:1, Funny)
You're unemployed, right?
Re:Build one for them.... (Score:3, Funny)
I'd like to install something in her "backdoor," teehee. And I guarantee it ain't software..