FCC Proposes Fining AT&T Over DNC Violation 392
Iphtashu Fitz writes "The FCC has just announced a proposed $780,000 fine against AT&T for violating the recently enacted Do Not Call telemarketing rules. The FCC charges that AT&T marketers called 29 consumers on 78 different occasions after those consumers had signed up on the Do Not Call list. The FCC has posted a press release (pdf) to this effect on their web site."
Why punish AT&T (Score:5, Funny)
Surely the consumers had opted-in with a business partner.
Re:I thought AT&T actually ran the DNC list (Score:2, Funny)
"I'm sorry? You say we called a number that was on the do-not-call list? Hmmm...hold on, let me check. What's the number?"
*click click click*
delete from do_not_call_list where phone_no = '212-555-9364'
"No, I don't see it here. Must be some mistake. That's OK, it happens all the time."
Big Brother has Benefits (Score:5, Funny)
I love getting calls from AT&T! (Score:4, Funny)
AR: We're offering a special long distance package for you. May I ask who provides you with your long distance service?
Me: Yes. I don't have a long distance service.
AR: You don't have one?
Me: Yes.
AR: Sir, do you make any long distance phone calls?
Me: No. (pause to enhance clueless consumer effect)
AR: Sir, we'd like to-
Me: (interrupts) Actually, yes, I make local long distance phone calls.
AR: You don't have a long distance service provider but you make local long distance calls?
Me: Yes.
AR: How is that sir? Do you use pre-paid phone cards?
Me: No.
AR: Uh... How do you place local long distance calls sir?
Me: I use my mobile phone.
AR: And, sir, who is you wireless phone service provider?
Me: AT&T.
AR: Oh... (long pause)... Thank you for your time sir, you have a good night.
I've had this conversation with AT&T three times now. The novelty has not yet worn off. I wonder when they'll compile a list of existing customers, so they can save money on long distance calls.
=D
I can suggest a way (Score:5, Funny)
Bulk email marketing.
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....
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It's kinda funny; (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe their version of "prior business relationship" is when you signed up on the DNC list.
Re:Good - let's get this tested right away (Score:2, Funny)