Fight Woodworking Piracy: Add EULA Restrictions 662
An anonymous reader writes "Ed Foster's Gripelog discusses EULA restriction on a new woodworking tool.
A small woodworking tool manufacturer, Stots Corporation, includes a license agreement on its TemplateMaster jig tool. The tool is licensed, not sold, and customers cannot sell it or lend it to others. Nor can they sell or lend the jigs they make with it. "Shrinkwrap licenses are showing up everywhere," a reader recently wrote. "I just bought a jig for making dovetailing jigs -- this is woodworker talk if it's unfamiliar to you. The master jig contained a license that says I've licensed the master jig, not bought it. The license says I can't lend or sell the master, and furthermore I can't lend or sell the jigs I make with the master."
The reader was referring to Stots Corporation of Harrods Creek, KY, and the user agreement for its TemplateMaster product. Sure enough, the Stots license says TemplateMaster may be used "in only one shop by the original purchaser only" and that "you may not allow individuals that did not purchase the original Product (to) use the Product or any templates produced using the Product..."
A FAQ document on the Stots website explains that the license is necessary because "the purpose of the TemplateMaster is to clone itself. Therefore we are verifying your honesty that only you will use the tool and you will not be passing it around to others to use for free. It is exactly the same as the 'shrink wrap' agreement that comes with almost all computer software. Please help us fight 'tool piracy'."
Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
The only tool piracy crime being perpetraed is that the lawyers in that company are able to procreate without supervision.
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Ladies and Gentlemen... (Score:1, Funny)
Yo wazzup y'all! Mastah Jig in the house! Word!
These seeds may not be planted (Score:5, Funny)
Rent a life! (Score:5, Funny)
Not only that, if I get caught breaking the drug laws, the feds can't take anything that I own since I won't own anything. Best of all, when I get tired of my wife and daughter I just have to stop paying the license fees.
I'm free! Free! Free! This is better than living in New Hampshire!
Wife and daughter... Oh cr4p. I don't own anything anyway. This is bogus...
EULA killing AI (Score:2, Funny)
Poetry in motion
Re:Bah! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ (Score:3, Funny)
Why not just make a backup copy of it? If the whole point of it is to replicate itself then you can use it to make a backup of itself. Then if it breaks, just use the backup... or use the backup exclusively and store the original in a safe location. Or store your backup on Karpentryzaa (har har) for secure off-site backup.
Re:And don't tear about that antique dresser now! (Score:2, Funny)
I should license my own tool (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rent a life! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey don't knock it - Buddhists have been doing this for centuries.
Oh shit (Score:4, Funny)
If anyone asks for me, I'm in Mexico.
Re:Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
Of course, this is all MHO
Re:Bah! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Patents, not shrinkwrap licenses (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can't do it. (Score:2, Funny)
"Aah, my woodwork!" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Forget Jigs... try Soy Sauce (Score:5, Funny)
KFG
Re:Bah! (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, one, but it doesn't have any alcohol in it.
Re:Can't do it. (Score:2, Funny)
Oh wait.
Look at the silly monkey (Score:5, Funny)
They aren't very smart either (or, alternatively, they are very smart).
From the article:
The master jig contained a license that says I've licensed the master jig, not bought it.
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the Stots license says TemplateMaster may be used "in only one shop by the original purchaser only" and that "you may not allow individuals that did not purchase the original Product (to) use the Product (...)
(emphasis mine)
So you're not buying the product, and are not allowed to let anyone who didn't buy the product use it.
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, that does not make sense.!
Happy birthday to you... (Score:4, Funny)
What's next? (Score:2, Funny)
A license agreement on a ruler?
Re:I should license my own tool (Score:5, Funny)
Logical end to this? Naw... (Score:2, Funny)
"These fertility drugs may only be used to produce intelligent children. Producing stupid children violates the terms of this agreement. This agreement can be terminated by either party without notice. Upon termination, all children and remaining medicinal doses must be immediately destroyed or returned to the manufacturer..."
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Re:Don't you get protections with a licensed produ (Score:5, Funny)
Re:EULA is not a contract (Score:3, Funny)
I was thinking about dabbling in the slave trade, but you've persuaded me otherwise...