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Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again 733

agdv writes "After the success of his first article providing the phone number of the American Teleservices Association, and the ensuing reaction by said organization, columnist Dave Barry attacks again, providing the ATA's new phone number. Read all about it! (the number is 317-816-9336, long distance charges may apply)."
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Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again

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  • by Karamchand ( 607798 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:02AM (#7136635)
    http://www.ataconnect.org/boardofdirectors.htm http://www.ataconnect.org/staff.htm Someone get the white pages for the US and find out address and phone numbers please!
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:06AM (#7136648)
    Sorry for the bad formatting. Here again:
    ATA Board of Directors [ataconnect.org] (Google Cache [216.239.59.104])
    ATA Staff [ataconnect.org] (Google Cache [216.239.59.104])
  • Re:Slashdotted (Score:3, Informative)

    by Angram ( 517383 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:06AM (#7136650)
    That's why they took down the 800-number. The new one is temporary, to keep them from getting charged.
  • by SonicBurst ( 546373 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:21AM (#7136719) Homepage
    Using google's cache of the ATA board page and superpages.com, here are some possible home numbers of board members: (I claim NO responsibility for the accuracy of these numbers!)

    Chairmain
    Thomas Rocca
    1014 Ector Dr Nw
    Kennesaw, GA 30152
    (770) 429 - 1956


    Vice-Chairman
    Lisa Defalco (Business Number)
    TPG Telemanagement Inc
    301 Oxford Valley Road, Morrisville, PA 19067
    (215) 369-0979


    I'll leave the lookups of the rest as an exercise for the reader:
    Treasurer
    Andrew Miller,
    Apac
    Omaha, NE

    Secretary
    Kathryn Barber
    Barber Consulting
    Atlantic Highlands, NJ

    Immediate Past Chairman
    Bill Miklas
    InfoUSA
    Omaha, NE

    Directors
    Stuart Discount
    Tele-Response Center Inc.
    Philadelphia, PA

    Benjamin Harris
    Unicall International
    Fairlawn, OH

    Connie Richardson
    West/Dakotah Direct II
    Spokane, WA

    Gil Stallings
    Consultant
    Hackensack, NJ

    Kathleen Thompson
    Bank One
    Wilmington, DE

    Mark Williams
    MBNA
    Wilmington, DE
  • by squarefish ( 561836 ) * on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:22AM (#7136728)
    yeah, whoever posted this should have had thier url as the very first link in the story- /.'ers don't even read the topic before they start clicking the new links, but having to RTFA first- link is at the bottom- will prevent their site from getting the amount of traffic it truely deserves.

    So, click here [ataconnect.org]
  • by thedillybar ( 677116 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:25AM (#7136741)
    It appears that the www.ataconnect.org machine is still on the Internet but not responding properly to http requests.

    It's still responding to pings (although not very well) and also gives back some SYN/ACK packets. If it's a bandwidth problem, they've probably taken it down on purpose until the traffic stops. Why they didn't just unplug the machine though is beyond me.

    ----www.ataconnect.org PING Statistics----
    17 packets transmitted, 17 packets received, 0% packet loss
    round-trip (ms) min/avg/max = 108/801/4445
  • *67 is your friend (Score:4, Informative)

    by sczimme ( 603413 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:26AM (#7136750)

    Dial *67 before you dial the number, and your number will show up as 'blocked ID' (or similar) on the display on the other end.

    However, IIRC this does not work when you're calling a 1-800 or other toll-free number. I guess the idea is that if you are footing the bill you should be allowed to block your number, and if you are paying for the toll-free line you should be able to see who is calling you - which makes sense.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:26AM (#7136752)
    Betsy Devine's blog has this quote:

    "The number Dave Barry printed is now disconnected. And of course it is illegal as well as wrong to make prank phone calls. The law stands firm against the kinds of jokes played by 9 year-old kids!

    But surely it's a fair use of free speech to call the ATA's legislative branch, whose toll-free number is listed on their contact page as (866) 500-4272, and urge them to lobby for better Do Not Call laws."

    Surely.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:36AM (#7136784)
    Directors: Chairman Thomas Rocca Interactive Response Technologies Kennesaw, GA Vice-Chairman Lisa DeFalco TPG Telemanagement Yardley, PA Treasurer Andrew Miller, Apac Omaha, NE Secretary Kathryn Barber Barber Consulting Atlantic Highlands, NJ Immediate Past Chairman Bill Miklas InfoUSA Omaha, NE Directors Stuart Discount Tele-Response Center Inc. Philadelphia, PA Benjamin Harris Unicall International Fairlawn, OH Connie Richardson West/Dakotah Direct II Spokane, WA Gil Stallings Consultant Hackensack, NJ Kathleen Thompson Bank One Wilmington, DE Mark Williams MBNA Wilmington, DE
  • by Artifex ( 18308 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:37AM (#7136792) Journal
    I guess the idea is that if you are footing the bill you should be allowed to block your number, and if you are paying for the toll-free line you should be able to see who is calling you - which makes sense.


    No, the reason why is because people with 800 numbers usually also make use of ANI, or Automatic Number Identification. This takes place at a lower level than CID and so cannot be blocked.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:40AM (#7136800)
    Excuse my formatting
    Chairman
    Thomas Rocca
    Interactive Response Technologies
    Kennesaw, GA

    Vice-Chairman
    Lisa DeFalco
    TPG Telemanagement
    Yardley, PA

    Treasurer
    Andrew Miller,
    Apac
    Omaha, NE

    Secretary
    Kathryn Barber
    Barber Consulting
    Atlantic Highlands, NJ

    Immediate Past Chairman
    Bill Miklas
    InfoUSA
    Omaha, NE

    Directors
    Stuart Discount
    Tele-Response Center Inc.
    Philadelphia, PA

    Benjamin Harris
    Unicall International
    Fairlawn, OH

    Connie Richardson
    West/Dakotah Direct II
    Spokane, WA

    Gil Stallings
    Consultant
    Hackensack, NJ

    Kathleen Thompson
    Bank One
    Wilmington, DE

    Mark Williams
    MBNA
    Wilmington, DE
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:42AM (#7136812)
    ...and as a bonus some contacts with email addresses...

    Tim Searcy
    Executive Director
    tim@ataconnect.org

    Bill Morris
    Finance Director
    bill@ataconnect.org

    Lynne McCauley
    Director of Member Services
    lynne@ataconnect.org

    Mitchell Roth
    Government Affairs Counsel
    mitch@ataconnect.org

    Brad Rateike
    Manager of Member Services
    brad@ataconnect.org

    Jason Perry
    Marketing Manager
    jason@ataconnect.org

    Karl Jacobs
    Manager of Special Projects
    kjacobs@ataconnect.org

    Robert Fanger
    Manager of IT Systems
    bobf@ataconnect.org

    telnet ataconnect.org 25
    220 ataconnect.org ESMTP Sendmail 8.11.6/8.11.6; Sun, 5 Oct 2003 08:41:18 -0600
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:45AM (#7136826)
    American Teleservices Association, Inc.
    +1 (818) 766 5324
    +1 (800) 441 3335
    http://www.ataconnect.org/
  • by Potor ( 658520 ) <farker1@nOsPaM.gmail.com> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:45AM (#7136827) Journal
    The list does not ban charities and political fundraising, but only commerical calling. The hard sell of charities and polital fundraising is, to my mind, more annoying than any commercial solicitation.
    . Placing your number on the National Do Not Call Registry will stop most, but not all, telemarketing calls. You may still receive calls from political organizations, charities, telephone surveyors, the business of insurance (to the extent that it is regulated by state law), or companies with which you have an existing business relationship.
    http://www.donotcall.gov/
  • by smartin ( 942 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:50AM (#7136847)
    The number of assholes calling had dropped off in that last while leading up to the Oct 1st date. Now since Oct 1st we've recieved more calls than we have in the previous month. It seems that with things in a state of limbo the telemarketers are figuring on getting as many calls in as they can.

    I used to tell them simply that i'm not interested and hang up. Now i tell them i'm on the list, call them names and generally abuse them. I can't understand what would make a telemarketer think that they would have a successfull call to someone who has actively taken measures that indicate that they explicitely don't want to receive them.
  • by Artifex ( 18308 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:55AM (#7136874) Journal
    Your friend could have gotten the telemarketer fired. Also, if he called from home, your friend could have started calling him daily, "just to see how the job is going."

    I was called once by a roofing service. When I said go away, they hung up... but their system didn't totally disconnect. I heard some other dialing and voices in the background, so after a minute I said hello. A different guy answered, called me by someone else's name, and started the same pitch. I was sooooo tempted to say "yes, please come give the free inspection, come in through the back, ok?"

    Also, everyone please consider calling the number in my sigfile and leaving a generic complaint. An update on the situation: MBNA called me multiple times asking me if I wanted to change my card from an Audobon Society Platinum Visa (where the Society makes a tiny amount of profit) to some generic MBNA Platinum Mastercard. I told them no multiple times, and they finally stopped calling, but two days later I got a letter congratulating me on being "approved" for an "upgrade" from the Visa to the Mastercard. I guess they just decided they'd slam my account over so they could stop paying out to the Audobon Society.

    Moral of the story: MBNA engages in devious practices, including slamming and using telemarketers who don't respect wishes of existing customers, and should be avoided.
  • by SpaceRook ( 630389 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:56AM (#7136885)
    When I moved down to Northern VA and first got my phone, I was getting tons of telemarketing calls. But then I did something simple. The second I realized a call was a telemarketer, I said: "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested. Please take my number off your list." Click. That's it. I went from getting an average of 2 calls a day down to zero. Really. I hardly ever got called after I started doing that.
  • Re:Dave Barry ROCKS (Score:4, Informative)

    by la cucaracha ( 713527 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @10:57AM (#7136888)
    Sure you can, I suggest everyone give the RIAA a ring at 202-775-0101 (found at http://www.riaaamnesty.com/contact_the_riaa.htm).
  • by weave ( 48069 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:00AM (#7136909) Journal
    One call per person to voice an opinion shouldn't be illegal. If you call over and over, then that *IS* harassment.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:05AM (#7136930)
    From the tmcnet.com page
    http://www.tmcnet.com/cis/0403/0403po.htm

    What Can You Do To Help?
    If you are interested in helping the injunctive relief actions that are the subject of the above three lawsuits, write or call the following asking how you can help.
    1. Contact the ATA and ask for Tim Searcy, Executive Director, ATA Strategic Planning. Phone: 317-816-9336; e-mail: timsearcy@ataconnect.org.

    2. Contact the DMA and ask for Mike Faulkner, Senior Vice President, DMA Segments & Affiliates. Phone: 212-790-1598; e-mail: mfaulkne@the-dma.org.

    Help them out! geve em a call!
  • Busy *Update* (Score:5, Informative)

    by disc-chord ( 232893 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:26AM (#7137042)
    The mail box on this number is full... but the system let's you jump to all other mailboxes!

    Listen to the message, go through the menu, hit 1 to access other mailboxes or you can use the company directory (Hint [216.239.59.104] Hint [216.239.59.104]) to leave messages for all your favorite ATA associates!

    I believe the mailboxes are all 3 digit numbers, the number Dave Berry Posted is mailbox #104.
  • Re:Harassment (Score:3, Informative)

    by DickBreath ( 207180 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:27AM (#7137050) Homepage
    Baloney! It is not harassment. I have some legitimate complaining to do.

    On the angle of selling them something, I can think of lots of worthless things I have that I might want to sell them. But where is it written that I can only phone them to sell them something? Hmmmm, you sure seem to think like a telemarketer, i.e. the phone is only for selling something.

    I have news for you. There are many perfectly valid reasons to call someone. Merely knowing that others have a similar complaint does not take away my right to call.


    In fact, if they could tell without having to call that you were not interested, they would not make the call.

    Talk about twisted. You must be a telemarketer troll.

    We have just given them the greatest tool in the history of mankind for them to be able to tell in advance that we are not interested. It is called the DO NOT CALL LIST.


    I am opposed to the kind of mob behavior that caused the ATA to disconnect their phone line.

    So are you opposed to the mob behavior of the telemarketers that would cause me to have to disconnect my phone line? Hypocrit.


    Be honest now. If you called the ATA you weren't really trying to give them any information or state an opinion, you just wanted to inconvenience them. You were just happy for an opportunity to retaliate.

    You nailed it in one. Absolutely right. The ATA has stated that I have an absolute right to do so. And no matter what the ATA says, I do have an absolute right to call them and complain and state opinions. Until MY calls become an issue by themselves, I am doing nothing wrong. By them or their members calling me, and them stating public opinions on the matter of their members calling me, I have the right to call them back.

    If I called you, and then you gave me a return phone call, I would have a pretty hard time arguing that your one return call constituted harassment.


    I personally know an individual (a dentist) who has successfully used telemarketing. He employs one woman who works from home cold-calling people to get their teeth cleaned. Telemarketing has been the most successful method of getting new patients that he has ever tried. Additionally, the woman doing the job benefits from well paying at-home employment.

    And if they have the right to call me. Then I have the right to call them. It works both ways. The telephone is for communication. Not just for sales. And I have something I want to communicate. They are required under US Law (I used it once against a local newspaper, sorry I don't know the exact chapter and verse offhand) to
    1. Maintain their own do not call list.
    2. Have a written policy on maintaining the list.
    3. Add me to the list upon request.
    4. Give me WRITTEN CONFIRMATION that I am on the list.
    5. Provide me a written copy of their policy on maintaining their list.
    If a local business calls me and does not do the above, then I will see them in court.

    I would suggest to anyone who is called by a local business such as this dentist to agressively pursue the above action. Start by sending them a registered mail, signature required, return receipt. In your letter, state the exact laws that entitles you to written confirmation that you are on their own list, and written copy of their policy for maintaining the list. If they fail to respond, you have a direct cause of action against them. (I have forgotten the amount.) You can find this at any good anti-telemarketing web site. That's how I did it.

    With my local newspaper experience, it is only too bad that I did not get $500. Instead, they opted to never EVER call me EVER again. If they call me again before 2007, I can and will sue them.

    There is something else here. If this dentist does not already have in place (1) a do not call list that people can request to be added to and (2) a written policy on maintaining the list, then they are already breaking US law. If anyone can identify this dentist and whether he is in compliance with all telemarketing laws, this would be useful to know.
  • by anticypher ( 48312 ) <anticypher@gm a i l . c om> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:33AM (#7137084) Homepage
    The bad thing about toll-free numbers, and special-toll numbers (1-800, 1-888, 1-900, etc. in the U.S.) is that the dialing number is always passed to the terminating equipment. Nothing[1] you can do can block this number from being delivered.

    But with a normal number (1-317-ppp-nnnn), it is possible to block your number. Use calling ID suppression (*67 or whatever your CLASS activation code is) before dialing this number, so they can't claim "prior business relationship".

    the AC

    [1] Its possible to make calls without a traceable ID, but its difficult and requires an SS7 [openss7.org] connection
  • by CrystalFalcon ( 233559 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:46AM (#7137149) Homepage
    A comprehensive list of phone numbers to telemarketing call centers [salesvantage.com]

    I am sure they want to talk to people, as lonely as they must be.

    Let's start from the top? I'll start from the top myself, and I'll have my fax machine start from the bottom.
  • Anoymous Howard (Score:1, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @12:13PM (#7137255)
    you people are idiots.
    i hate TMs as much as any of you but i haven't gotten a single call since Oct. 1.
    for now the TMs are voluntarily honoring the DNC list.

    so we should cut them *some* slack.

    of course the first TM one that calls me is gonna really catch hell.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 05, 2003 @12:48PM (#7137443)
    It's called don't automatically put your phone number on every form that has a slot.

    If you think an entry is needed just use n/a and have your number unlisted (so they don't look it up in a reverse directory).

    Or use a phone number, just not your own -- they will mail the coupon, right? So, what's the phone number for?

    Or just grow up and realise that "TANSTAAFL" is reality and throw out such 'free offers'. This is the safest response.

    I haven't heard of any provision to 'remove' such a realationship, especially since many of these calls are from 'affilliates', not the direct parties.

    For companies that you are no longer a customer of, you should be able to get them to remove you.
    "I am no longer your customer and am on the national do not call list, please put me on your do not call list."
  • by Guppy06 ( 410832 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @01:08PM (#7137542)
    "Firstly, it's Sunday in US. Chances are no one is there. By tomorrow, it'll drop off the first page (although I realize Barry has his followers)"

    Voice mail, as was mentioned in TFA you didn't R.

    "You have to pay long-distance charges, hence there is no actual damage done to the association people might want to annoy."

    Wasted man-hours.

    "Can we let it go?"

    If they can't, why should we?

    "How about publishing the numbers of those congressmen who voted against DNC list?"
    • Rob Bishop (R-UT)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-0453
      • Ogden, Utah Office: 801-625-0107
    • Tim Ryan (D-OH)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-5261
      • Warren, Ohio Office: 330-373-0074
      • Youngstown, Ohio Office: 330/740-0193
    • Lee Terry (R-NE)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-4155
      • Omaha, Nebraska Office: 402-397-9944
    • Jeff Flake (R-AZ)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-2635
      • Mesa, Arizona Office: 480-833-0092
    • Ted Strickland (D-OH)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-5705
      • Marietta, Ohio Office: 740-376-0868
      • Wheelersburg, Ohio Office: 740-574-2676
      • Boardman, Ohio Office: 330-965-4220
      • Martins Ferry, Ohio Office: 740-633-2275
    • Ron Paul (R-TX)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-2831
      • Freeport, Texas Office: 979-230-0000
      • Victoria, Texas Office: 361-576-1231
      • Western District (14) Office: 512-753-5553
    • Tom Tancredo (R-CO)
      • Washington, DC Office: 202-225-7882
      • Centennial, Colorado Office: 720-283-9772
    When complaining, refer to House Resolution 395 (Do-Not-Call Implementation Act), which they saw fit to vote against on 12 February 2003 at 5:17 PM.
  • by GoRK ( 10018 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @01:19PM (#7137581) Homepage Journal
    True, but as the original said, calling someone collect or calling a toll free number will result in your number being un-blocked so that you can assess or verify the correct charges for the call. Likewise toll numbers like 900/976/700 also result in numbers being unblocked so that they know whom to bill.
  • by TheLink ( 130905 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @02:17PM (#7137869) Journal
    Ah they screwed up.

    I believe you can get a telco to restrict a line to only outbound calls.

    This restriction feature is important for security reasons - for example if a computer tries to call another computer and log in to it, but if the line is unrestricted, someone could call it just before it dials and, it'll be sending the username and password to the wrong party.

    This sort of thing can happen to people who dial up for Internet access.

    Crossed lines can be a vulnerability too. A friend managed to get a 2400 baud connection over a crossed line. Was someone else trying to dial an ISP...

  • by bobdotorg ( 598873 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @02:32PM (#7137923)
    Wouldn't it be a shame if this ended up in a few hundred usenat posts:

    Tim Searcy
    Executive Director
    tim@ataconnect.org

    Bill Morris
    Finance Director
    bill@ataconnect.org

    Lynne McCauley
    Director of Member Services
    lynne@ataconnect.org

    Mitchell Roth
    Government Affairs Counsel
    mitch@ataconnect.org

    Brad Rateike
    Manager of Member Services
    brad@ataconnect.org

    Jason Perry
    Marketing Manager
    jason@ataconnect.org

    Karl Jacobs
    Manager of Special Projects
    kjacobs@ataconnect.org

    Robert Fanger
    Manager of IT Systems
    bobf@ataconnect.org
  • by gantzm ( 212617 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @03:24PM (#7138307)
    Mostly just fubars their internet connection without much impact on the server. There is only so much data you can push through a T1. All modern PCs are fully capable of saturating a T1 and then some!

  • by Suppafly ( 179830 ) <`slashdot' `at' `suppafly.net'> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @03:30PM (#7138345)
    Outgoing callID isn't/can't be blocked on calls to 1800 numbers, nice thought though.
  • by GMontag ( 42283 ) <gmontag@guymo[ ]g.com ['nta' in gap]> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @04:05PM (#7138551) Homepage Journal
    Outgoing callID isn't/can't be blocked on calls to 1800 numbers, nice thought though.

    Really now? Thanks for the news flash pal!

    My thought process lead me to 317-816-9336, you know, the one listed in the story [slashdot.org] (in case you still can't find it) and/or the other numbers, peppered throughout the comments, of their managers. BTW, it is not an 800 or equivelant number.

    Great tip though, for folks who know nothing about the phone system.
  • by kaltkalt ( 620110 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @04:46PM (#7138846)
    There was an issue a while back regarding whether an automaton can enter you into a binding verbal or written contract without you knowing about it.

    We had talked about creating a webpage with an email address. The webpage would discuss a contract for a large amount of money, and say emailing the listed email address would enter you into the binding contract and you'd owe a lot of money. The email address would be nonobvious and not posted anywhere else other than this one webpage. The whole point, of course, is to catch spam email harvesters and sue them for a lot of money. As soon as you started getting spam at that email addy, the spammers would be those who entered into your contract.

    Sounds like a great idea, but there is no such thing as a contract without a "meeting of the mind" so to speak. So, for better or for worse, it wouldn't work. Of course, if you make your tape recording in your voice, and they have a recording of the sale (you saying "uh-huh") you'll have a hard time proving that it was your recording and not you who said it. But, if you could prove that by a preponderance of the evidence I'd imagine the contract would not exist.
  • by mabu ( 178417 ) * on Sunday October 05, 2003 @04:54PM (#7138889)
    One thing that has been driving me nuts lately are the barrage of commercials for the "Free Software" from "Video Professor" - They run these commercials 5-6 times an hour minimum across hundreds of cable channels. It disgusts me when companies use the word "free" over and over with little fine print below like "* some restrictions apply" - I do not believe this type of advertising should be legal, not to mention the fact that this is misleading and I suspect the software they're hawking are obsolete versions of mediocre titles.

    Whenever these "free software" commercials come on, I pick up the phone and auto-dial the 800 number until the commercial goes off the air. I get a nice recording for about 30s and then call back over and over.. just like they do to me.

    I take great satisfaction in making my "free" call to them to listen to the recorded message about their "free" software. Hopefully they'll get the message. Remember, "It's FREE!" Try it yourself: 1-800-259-1553!
  • by zcat_NZ ( 267672 ) <zcat@wired.net.nz> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @05:26PM (#7139106) Homepage
    Get yourself a bible. Make lots of notes; I've found http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/ [skepticsan...dbible.com]
    to be an excellent resource. Keep it near the door for religious callers, work through it point by point asking them to justify their answers, until they want to leave, then try and persuade them to stay just a little longer.

    I haven't needed to use mine for several years, they just don't seem to stop here any more.

  • The SIT tone (Score:4, Informative)

    by goon america ( 536413 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @05:29PM (#7139124) Homepage Journal
    For any interested parties, here is the SIT tone, .wav gzipped then base64 encoded [fourmilab.ch] into ascii:

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  • by forgotmypassword ( 602349 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @05:32PM (#7139143)
    I don't think you needed to whistle and I don't think that it couldn't hangup on you.

    I was getting many, many telemarketing calls over a short period of time and one of the things that I did was pick up a ringing phone quietly and answer it without making any noise. Some autodialers would sit there and listen for noise of upto an hour. I would put the phone somewhere quiet and go about my daily routine. But a couple of times an autodialer proceeded to make calls all day long, and I let it. I think this is the same thing that happened to you. I didn't whistle any at all. What I think happened is that the autodialer thinks that it is already hung up because it doesn't hear any ringing or dialtone.

    The rest of this has nothing to do with your post, but I was also a bit mischevious to the operators (and even got a few cursing at me, and sometimes their managers too). Some times I would let them say their entire 2minute speach while I quietly placed the phone on the bed and walked away. Sometimes I would just go along with their rambling to the very end, and when they tried to get my name/CC/address I would say "no" and they would be like "but we need this information so we can ship you this great product" and I would say "but I don't want it", seeing as they never ask you if you want it or not. And then they would talk about how great it was and ask me again for my money. Sometime I could get them to do this loop 3-4 times before they would give up.

    I was always trying to figure out how to waste the most amount of time with them. I picked upup alot of funny stories too.
  • by waltmarkers ( 319528 ) <waltmarkers.gmail@com> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @05:50PM (#7139262)
    TTC Marketing Solutions is a member of the ATA and would love to hear from you! I'm sure we can provide some valuable feedback. Pressing 6 connects you directly to the outbound supervisor. Let's show them the slashdot effect. I hear they have great products, like credit cards, insurance, and magizines!

    (800) 777-6348
    Tell them how you feel!
  • by KindAloysiusX ( 672679 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @08:26PM (#7140199)
    I used to get 5, 10, 15 telemarketing calls a week, more than I would get regular calls. I used to just put the phone down directly but it was driving me crazy. Now I use a telezapper [telezapper.com] equipped phone. It beeps briefly when you pick up at just the right pitch for the autodialers to believe that your line is out of service, and they hang up and automatically remove their number from their list. For the first 2 or 3 weeks I got a lot of hangups and silence on my answering machine. Then they pretty much stopped calling altogether after about a month - I guess they share data on bad numbers. 6 months on I find it hard to remember the last time I got a telemarketer call. All for about $10 extra on the phone I bought. Pretty amazing device. I read something about them starting to use autodialers that can defeat the Telezapper but apparently they haven't yet.
  • by Johnny Mnemonic ( 176043 ) <mdinsmore@gm a i l . com> on Sunday October 05, 2003 @09:03PM (#7140345) Homepage Journal

    If my crazy uncle calls me and I don't want to listen to him, I can just hang up. Two seconds later, I can pick up the phone and dial someone else. He can't hijack my phone just because he initiated the call.

    Actually, that's indeed what will happen--the only reason why you might get a dial tone on your next pickup is because your crazy uncle hung up in the interim. If he didn't, you would have been reconnected to him on your pickup. Try it sometime.
  • by bninja_penguin ( 613992 ) on Sunday October 05, 2003 @11:32PM (#7141181)
    Does this method also work with mormons at the front door?

    I remember the days when they would try and try to get you to talk. Now, all you have to do is to tell the Mormons, "No, thanks anyway." and they will thank you for their time, and not bother you again. The Jehova's Witnesses, on the other hand, are a bit more, well, let's say, persistant.
    No, I am of neither religion. My personal opinion is like that one old dead feller said a while ago: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." I figure God is pretty disgusted with the whole religion thing anyway. More people are killed, more wars are started, and more greed and avarice are caused by religion than by any other root source.

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