Electronic Voting: Your Worst Nightmares are True 904
jfreon writes "On Democracy Now Bev Harris of BlackBoxVoting fame, disclosed (near the end of the transcript) that in the compromised 1.8Gigs off Diebold's FTP site they uncovered "an actual election file containing actual votes on election day from San Luis Obispo County, California". Problem is, the date stamp was 3:31pm - during voting hours! The Diebold system uses a wireless network card. Worse: "So that means if they can pull the information in, they can also send information back into those machines. ""
WS FTP (Score:3, Funny)
I'll vote for an independent party (Score:2, Funny)
Boycott (Score:5, Funny)
i hope we don't over-react (Score:3, Funny)
seriously guys... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:5, Funny)
Calm down everyone (Score:5, Funny)
Wouldn't matter. (Score:1, Funny)
Worst nightmare??? (Score:5, Funny)
votedriving? (Score:3, Funny)
Reading doesn't imply writing (Score:5, Funny)
Not necessarily. Just because a resource can be read from doesn't mean it can be written to. With proper design...
Oh -- we're talking about Diebold? Nevermind...
Why bother? (Score:5, Funny)
Dammit, (Score:3, Funny)
Thank god the DMCA prohibits the disclosure of this type of info, because if anyone finds out... we'd be screwed.
Upon Further Examination... (Score:5, Funny)
Edgar Neubauer
Prudence Goodwyfe
Mr. and Mrs. Bananas
Humphrey Boa-Gart
Snowball I
As expected they all voted for Sideshow Bob
Falicious logic in article (Score:5, Funny)
What is wrong with this picture? And if nothing is wrong why can't I edit the Slashdot home page?
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:3, Funny)
A Slashdot business plan (Score:3, Funny)
2.Change votes
3.??
4.Profit!
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:5, Funny)
At last (Score:2, Funny)
Muahahaha....
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:5, Funny)
And with code like this??? (Score:3, Funny)
// If it is, then dude, it must be valid!
voterIsValid = KindaVerifyVoterValidity(voterID);
// A switch would be better but the way I
// see it, there are only two candidates:
// the one I want to win and "who cares"
if(vote > 1 && voterIsValid == True){
vote_for_my_candidate++;
vote_for_whoever = GenerateRandomNoise();
}
I call shenanigans!!!
(go home and get your brooms!)
Re:The system is not the biggest problem (Score:4, Funny)
</Vonnegut-based sarcasm>
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:4, Funny)
I'm a bitter liberal type now? Damn damn damn! I always thought I was a conservative, but because this scares the piss right out of me, and you said that that makes me a bitter liberal type, I guess I must be.
Crap.
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:5, Funny)
We Do (The Stonecutter's Song)
2F09 - 8th January 1995
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
They don't know how the votes are counted... (Score:4, Funny)
I know! I checked out the souce code from the h4x0r3d FTP site. In fact, I even recognize the hardware it was written for! (Atari 800) It was written in atari basic. The offending code looks like this.
35 if gwb algore then goto 40
37 goto 45
40 gwb=gwb+(algore-gwb)
45 goto 10
You can tell by the line numbering that this was put in as an afterthought. Ya I bet those bastards didn't think anyone could still decipher archaic line numbers and goto statements of atari basic, BUT IM STILL HERE HAHAHA!
Welcome! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:3, Funny)
*dims lights, turns on overhead projector*
Voice-over: "This is a picture of Al Gore inventing the Internet (badly altered photo of Gore standing next to a VAX)."
VO: This is a picture of Al Gore beating up the pope (bad cut and paste of Al's head on Muhammad Ali's body, hovering over the pope in a boxing ring).
VO: This is a picture of Al Gore on vacation (picture of Cheney in women's lingerie, slapping his ass).
VO: AHEM!
*quickly pulls picture off projector*
TVO: his is a picture of Al Gore (picture with hand-drawn horns and thin moustache).
VO: In conclusion, Al Gore is the Devil. Vote Republican, unless you love Satan.
In Communist... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Falicious logic in article (Score:3, Funny)
If there was some kind of "read-only memory," I'm sure they would have given it a name by now.
Democracy is overrated anyway (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Voting machine manufacturer wants votes for Bus (Score:2, Funny)
Ah yes, you've hit the nail right on the head with this one. It is all a part of the vast right wing conspiricy that Hilary Clinton warned us about.
It was started by Ronald Reagan and fellow conspiritors a few months after he won the White House. Reagan and his parterns knew there was a long road ahead to world domination but that it was possible. He know that in order to take over the world, he would need to defeat the USSR and stack the Supreme Court. His vice president, George Bush, was also involved. When Bush became president he continued to stack the Supreme Court with other conspiritors and oversaw the final break up of the Soviet Union. Bush engineered the Golf War so we could build a military presence in Saudi Arabia and be one step closer to the oil in the Middle East.
Alas, Bush was defeated in the 1992 election and the evil Republican plan was put on hold. Bush recruited Newt Gingrich and several others to continue on with the dastardly plan. Newt and fellow conspiritors decided that Clinton must go, the only question was how. They engineered and Republic revolution and take over the House and Senate in the 94 elections. Once they had control of bouth the houses of Congress it was time to make a move on Clinton.
They tried Travelgate, Filegate, Whitewater and finally found something with the potential to stick in Monica. But alas, Monica-gate failed. Alough Clinton was impeached, the impeachment was not successfull and Clinton remained president.
Enraged, the Republicans decided that they would not lose again. The approached George W. Bush several years before the 2000 presidential primary and asked him, along with several prominant neo-cons, to join the conspiricy. Everyone agreed.
The Republicans then commanded as many CEO's as possible to begin moving their companies overseas, where they could afford cheaper labor and evade taxes. Part of the money that they saved could be funnelled illegally back to the RNC and to state Republican parties where they were able to buy votes for George W. Bush and run attack ads against his primary challengers.
Bush emerged victorious in the primaries and then the campaign began to defeat Al Gore. The evil Republicans continued to raise millions of dollars to purchase attack ads and buy votes. When it appeared there was a tie in Florida, George W. Bush didn't break a sweat. It seemed the Reagan and Bush Sr. were correct when they determined it would be necessary to stack the Supreme Court. With evil Republican operatives lead by Scalia and Thomas on the court, the result of the Florida supreme court case went in Bush's favor. Everything was begining to fall back into place.
George W. Bush was ready to begin the process of world domination. To ensure that Bush would win the next election, his cronies began purchasing companies that produced electronic voting equipment. He would fool the US into going electonic after the Florida 2000 fiasco. He would turn the Democrats anger against them to ensure reelection in 2004. The campaign for world domination could commence.
Bush beefed up the Military and sent secret evil Republican operatives to Afganistan to recruit the help of several unwhitting Al Queda operatives who reluctantly agreed to hijack aircraft and fly them into the World Trade Center Towers, the Pentagon and the Capitol Building. The hijackings were to occur on September 11, 2001.
After the hijackings Bush invaded Afganistan. Altough Afganistan was not strategically important to Bush, it would provide the staging ground to test the effectiveness of our military against the defenseless masses.
Afganistan went off nicely, altough there would need to be some improvements made before the second wave of the plan could be implemented.
Two years passed by as Bush rebuilt the military. In that time Bush was also able to engineer a tax cut for the wealthiest Americans so they could in turn line the pockets his cohorts and ensure victory in the next election.
When the military was back u
Re:Why bother? (Score:5, Funny)
My Worst Nightmare? (Score:2, Funny)
The proper way to hack an election.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:3, Funny)
This is a great question, btw, mod parent up...
Re:Why bother? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let's not neglect the donkeys (Score:1, Funny)
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Typical "fat-cat" politician
Gee. (Score:2, Funny)
I smell a Diebold employee.
Re:Slashdot is a small portion of the public (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot is now a major portion of the public (Score:1, Funny)
what he forgot to say (Score:3, Funny)
He should have gone on to add: "whether or not anybody in the state of Ohio votes for Bush or not".
Re:MSFT and Republicans dead in one global blow (Score:4, Funny)
Furthermore, a Cabal of Masons and Catholics will deploy mind control lasers to manipulate the dollar, crash the stock market and prepare the way for Jehova-1 and the Yeti's impending invasion.
Only "Bob" [subgenius.org] can save us now.