Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs 637
Vellmont writes "From the state that brought you the 2000 presidential election debacle, now comes the proposal to tax your LAN. The Orlando Business Journal is reporting that the the state of Florida is thinking about putting a 9% tax on LANs within the state. Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something. Will taxing the electrical wires within your home be next?"
Fark says it best... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:3, Funny)
Which state? (Score:5, Funny)
Would that be Texas?
Who the hell is going to enforce this? (Score:5, Funny)
Jeb (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Great! (Score:5, Funny)
Heck, take 100 percent. Anything I can do to help.
The most outrageus thing i ever heard!!! (Score:1, Funny)
About that rate. (Score:5, Funny)
> Exactly what they will be taxing isn't clear, since the tax amounts to 9% of... something.
Clearly, they'll charge you 94,371.84 bytes per megabyte.
Presumably you can pay by simply sending them a big e-message.
read my lips... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Who the hell is going to enforce this? (Score:4, Funny)
God, this is going to get confusing fast.
Looking for feedback (Score:2, Funny)
I am thinking that they will have trouble finding any positive responses.
Nobody Expects... (Score:5, Funny)
NOBODY expects the LANquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the IRS.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Don't fret, folks. (Score:5, Funny)
Taxman (Score:5, Funny)
Should 95% appear to small, be thankful I don't take it all, 'cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.
If you drive your car, I'll tax the street, if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet, if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat, if you take the bus, I'll tax your seat, TAXMAN!!!
Re:Which state? (Score:5, Funny)
Recount! (Score:5, Funny)
If it's by the byte, for heavily black/jewish democratic networks 1MB= 1024kB. On republican networks 1MB will = 1000kB.
Oh...and will they count hanging patch cords? What about ones that are plugged in, but haven't fully clicked into the port, and fall out during counting?
God help Florida users if the government learns of half versus full duplex...
Next: a tax on taxes (Score:2, Funny)
I'd send them a check... (Score:5, Funny)
National Athem, Rev2 (Score:4, Funny)
Wha'?! It's what?
What they'll tax... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:1, Funny)
eg for each mb sent through network 1kb would have to be sent to the
or evry second TP would have to be given away (two pairs aren't used anyway)
Don't forget (Score:1, Funny)
"That clanging you hear ..." (Score:4, Funny)
Funny, I could swear it was businesses moving to other states...
Actually . . . (Score:3, Funny)
The tax would be payable on the actual cost of operating and maintaining the system, which DOR defines as including the following:
. . .
Taxes, licensing, and franchising costs
It would in fact appear that at least part of this tax is derived from the amount you pay in taxes.
Of course I always thought it worked the other way around, with the goverment taxing you on a service based on how much it cost them to run it, but this way is so much more cost effective, with the government not actually having to provide a service before taking your money.
Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:5, Funny)
Probably just a typo (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, another sense of property taxation would be pretty hard on enterprise Java developers.
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok Florida (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually . . . (Score:3, Funny)
I'd run for state legislature myself, but (a)I'm not old enough, and (b)I'm not stupid enough to get elected.
Hamster
Re:This is just as absurd as taxing coffee (Score:1, Funny)
Somebody oughta do something about that.
Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:2, Funny)
ahh yes, the machine with the wrench is clanging nicely today...
Re:Here's a good reason WHY this is being attempte (Score:3, Funny)
Well, he could always try being honest, put Shrub in prison for treason and bill Asshat for all the money he spent covering up a statue since he has the maturity of a thirteen year old. That should help his popularity enormously.
Re:Jeb (Score:5, Funny)
Come and listen to a story about a guv named Jeb
A rich southernor, barely got his bro Prez,
Then one day he was lookin' for more dough,
And got the idea he could tax the LANs too.
Data that is, ethernet, Texas bits.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jeb's still a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jeb give some cash from there
Said Floridee is the place for dough and fun
So they loaded up the vaults and moved to Washington.
DC, that is.
Greedy pols, movie stars.
Re:GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Maybe I have missed somthing... (Score:5, Funny)
They appear to not know what they're talking about... "OK everyone, the tax assessor's coming. Unplug your computers, and we'll power down and disconnect the routers." You may think that's silly, but if you do that, there is no LAN. If you want to tax something, tax the hardware or the software...O, wait, they already do.
But what is this "LAN" that you're leasing?
Re:Great! (Score:2, Funny)
I don't know about you, but by sheer coincidence I just converted my whole LAN to a WAN! Too bad for the tax man.
Re:GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN! (Score:5, Funny)
So... (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of something (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Many regulations solve real problems (Score:3, Funny)
I didn't think there was any such thing any more. }:)
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:1, Funny)
Wasn't that a Magic: The Gathering card? (Score:1, Funny)
Card Color : White
Casting Cost : W
Card Type : enchantment
Edition : Fourth Edition [Rare 1], Legends [Uncommon 1]
Power/Toughness : n/a
Artist : Brian Snoddy
Card Text: During your legislative session, if a taxpayer controls more money than you think they should, you may search their wallet and remove up to as much money as you want and put that into the general fund. Reshuffle that and other tax sources afterwards.
chartered accountancy (Score:3, Funny)
Politician: Gentlemen, our MP saw the PM this AM and the PM wants more LSD from the PIB by tomorrow AM or PM at the latest. I told the PM's PPS that AM was NBG so tomorrow PM it is for the PM it is zero. Give us a fag or I'll go spare. Now- the fiscal deficit with regard to the monetary balance, the current financial year excluding invisible exports, but adjusted of course for seasonal variations and the incremental statistics of the fiscal and revenue arrangements for the forthcoming annual budgetary period terminating in April.
First Official: I think he's talking about taxation.
Politician: Bravo, Madge. Well done. Taxation is indeed the very hub of my gist. Gentlemen, we have to find something new to tax.
Second Official: I understood that.
Third Official: If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir...
Politician: Yes?
Third Official: Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.
Politician: What do you mean?
Third Official: Well, er, smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed but not
Politician: Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?
First Official: Poo poo's?
Third Official: No.
First Official: Thank God for that. Excuse me for a moment. (leaves)
Third Official: No, no, no - thingy.
Second Official: Number ones?
Third Official: No, thingy.
Politician: Thingy!
Second Official: Ah, thingy. Well it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job.
Re:Next: a tax on taxes (Score:3, Funny)
Every time the government taxes someone, they have to pay royalties to you.
Re:Next: a tax on taxes (Score:3, Funny)
But wait couldn't you just claim that since they would be owing you money that you paid, you shouldnt need to pay it and instead keep the interest for yourself.
hmmm
2. ???
3. PROFIT!
somehow theres a money makin scheme in there
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry for the OT post, but I wish to `correct' the previous poster's comment:
From US history, it seems that the campaign against marijuana was not due to economic reasons (nobody important was making or losing large amount of money with it) but due to the perception that marijuana was associated with a specific racial group (African Americans) and that it had a tendency to drive people to commit violent crimes.
So, blame lack of knowledge and racism for the ban against marijuana, not dark economic conspiracies.
( Incidentally, I believe I remember reading about how marijuana was legal during prohibition, oddly enough. )
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually after prohibition there was a lot of G-Men unemployed who needed a new vice to attack.
Also hemp was being used in new industrial processes eg hemp paper which threatened a certain newspaper tycoon who had invested in cheap (wood) pulp paper.
Re:Fark says it best... (Score:2, Funny)