Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name 526
slammin'j writes "According to this article from the Star Tribune, Hormel has filed a lawsuit against Spam Arrest LLC. for endangering "substantial goodwill and good reputation" of their meat product, Spam. If Hormel wins, it could be bad news for umpteen companies that make use of the word
spam in their name."
Good reputation? (Score:3, Funny)
it's about time... (Score:4, Funny)
ick. (Score:5, Funny)
Don't they already endanger the goodwill and "good" reputation by calling it a "meat product"?
Mike
seriously? (Score:4, Funny)
lets call it McRibs...
FUD! (Score:1, Funny)
so many ways around it (Score:5, Funny)
Instead of "Spam Arrest" they could just change their names to "Fuck Shitters" or "Explosive Ass Mansion" (I am fully aware that the second example only had one swear in it, and two non-swear words - but I thought it sounded like a good company name - or a new ride at Disney).
Another option would be to just flail on the keyboard and then do a quick search to see if that is anywhere on the net - if not - bingo!
For instance, they could go with the name ";oasdguos " which might not be as easy to remember, but I think over time it could grow on you like a cancerous tumor (which could also be their new ad campaign).
If all else fails, we can just resort to all numbers.
Their new name, from this day forward would be "Comapny 16843329" - not to be confused with 16843328 or 16843330 which make coat hangers and tampons respectively.
I should probably not say anymore since as it is, I've said too much and feel that perhaps a consulting fee is in order.
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Spokesdemons for the Devil scoffed at the allegations, saying "Good luck finding an attorney who isn't already on the Dark Lord's retainer."
Re:ick. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SPAM IS good... (Score:4, Funny)
Some
Po'
Ass
Muthafucka'
Re:Good reputation? (Score:5, Funny)
It comes as no surprise they're taken by surprise (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:5, Funny)
Simple Solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:3, Funny)
Alive? Maybe. Well fed? You gotta be kidding!
Re:ick. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:seriously? (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, what's the Klingon word for spam??
Re:To late foo! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:0, Funny)
Because Hawaiians will eat all sorts of nasty stuff, and if they are particularly fond of something, they'll find a way to worship it too.
Re:Pork vs. Ham (Score:5, Funny)
I suppose next you'll be telling me that pork is bacon too?
Re:so many ways around it (Score:2, Funny)
I am writing to you as an agent of Slashdot user Motherfucking Shit, sole owner of copyright to the mark "Motherfucking Shit."
It has come to my attention that your recent Slashdot post makes use of the terms "Fuck" and "Shit" in close proximity. My client, the esteemed Motherfucking Shit, has taken great pains to establish a reputable presence on Slashdot, and it is our position that your use of the term "Fuck Shitters" is confusingly similar to Motherfucking Shit's intellectual property.
I hereby request that you immediately cease and desist all usage of the term "fuck shitters."
Regards,
Sleazebag J. Sleazebag III, Esq.
The Law Firm of Bend, Emover, and Screw
Sagan (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:3, Funny)
I bet to the British, Monty Python's skit about the person who doesn't want SPAM was funny because they couldn't believe there was someone that actually didn't like SPAM.
Yes, to the British.
The rest of the civilized world loaths it because it is made from sub-standard, machanically recovered meat that no nutritionally aware person in their right mind would even feed to their dog (not that it'd eat it, anyway). The same goes for corned beaf...
Sorry if I offended any of you Brits? I like your beer though...
Butthead Astronomer (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe we could re-coin "spam" something like "litigious sh*tloaf".
Re:RTFA (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:4, Funny)
The trick is that you don't just suck on a brick of it. Stir-fry with veggies and teriyaki sauce or a zillion other recipes. And if you still don't like SPAM, a can in the cupboard can keep you going for ages just like Dwarf bread. (Discworld joke.)
Re:Good reputation? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh for pete's sake (Score:5, Funny)
I think the last thing I want to do after receiving spam about a farm girl fucking a horse with a 31 inch cock is to go and eat an unknown meat product.
A Once in A Lifetime Opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Re:so many ways around it (Score:2, Funny)
Re:To late foo! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Too late foo! (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe I should trademark the letter 'E'.
rk.. havn't you hard? Thr's alrady a tradmark on that lttr. B carful man.. you don't wanna gt sud for copyright infringmnt..
I can't help myself (Score:3, Funny)
I wish my meat had substantial goodwill and good reputation.
I'm sorry, but I simply could not resist. I will now stoically accept my modding down like a man.
Re:To late foo! (Score:2, Funny)
"Ulch - that meat was tainted! You feel deathly sick."
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Is is just me, or is that sig in - er - bad taste considering the current topic?
Re:from what department? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:McDonalds in hawaii (Score:3, Funny)
Spam has some very beneficial uses, in fact I have the montey python mp3 linked on my desktop incase a telemarketer calls. When they ask for the man of the house I ask them to hold and place the phone by my speaker. I've only done it twice but the last time I would pick the phone up and ask "Did he pick up yet? no, gosh i'll find him for you" and set it down, almost had him listen to the whole thing, dont know how long the first person stayed. I should record the conversation on the answering machine. Another great tactic if you dont have the clip handy is just start screaming into the air SPAM! while they are making their pitch, dont yell into their ears its more fun to listen to them crack up during their speech.
And by the way, good job honeywell! you'll rights to the spam trademark when this is over.
Re:Good reputation? (Score:5, Funny)
Holy crap.
If the Russian troops don't have Spam and starve, the Nazis take Moscow and Russia falls. If Russia falls then the Nazis focus on Britain and it falls. Without Spam, Hilter might have conquered the whole world. I have a new respect for it.
"Because it was unaffected by meat rationing..."
Maybe that should tell people something about its contents.
-B
Re:Good reputation? (Score:3, Funny)
"And if you still don't like SPAM, a can in the cupboard can keep you going for ages just like Dwarf bread.
Something along the lines of "I'm hungry, but for the love of God, I'm not that hungry." Repeat that thought process until something better than SPAM is available.
T&K.
Re:Too late foo! (Score:3, Funny)
You are mistaken.- (Score:3, Funny)
It's called 'Spa - Mar - Rest'. Cleans those nasty heelmarks off your Jacuzzi - like magic!
Re:Good reputation? (Score:2, Funny)
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?