Netflix Granted Patent on DVD Subscription Rentals 638
A few folks noted a new patent showing up
from netflix. They apparently now have a patent on their model of subscribing to rentals- where instead of being charged per disc, you are charged a monthly fee and can keep the rentals indefinitely without late fees. You can patent anything! Get on the bus!
Other patents... (Score:4, Funny)
Ah well... (Score:5, Funny)
Mike.
Patent (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
You can patent anything! Get on the bus!
Better do it fast, before someone patents the bus.
I know! (Score:1, Funny)
i wished we had closed the patent office in 1899 (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot - missing the big news (Score:3, Funny)
So when did (Score:3, Funny)
omg! (Score:5, Funny)
I bet there's an earthquake occuring somewhere.
Lending (Score:2, Funny)
I'll call it "lending" or "borrowing"
Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah well... (Score:5, Funny)
BackDoor ... (Score:3, Funny)
You rent an item for a set amount of time with a set price.
If you return the item in the time alotted then everything is great. If not you're given a late fee.
It's BRILLIANT!!!!!
Libraries, Movies, Equipment, you all owe me royalties now!!!
I don't get how you can patent a management style or business action. It would be nice if Uncle Sam would start to realize that them there computers on the desk ain't too hard to use. Maybe even somebody can connect one to the internet (of course by paying royalties to Al Gore) and cruise around.
What about the opposite? (Score:1, Funny)
I didn't really know that business processes could be patented.
Re:Other patents... (Score:3, Funny)
nah (Score:3, Funny)
SCO has the rights to that one.
Re:Hmmm (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Walmart... haha! (Score:4, Funny)
Oh Not so! I can't imagine anyone would have thought of this particular method of renting DVDs unless someone at Netflix had shown us the way. That is precisely the intent of patent law, to bring innovation to the light of day so that we may all benefit in the future when the patent expires. Imagine if Netflix hadn't been able to patent this novel business method... they probably would have just decided to sell cabbages by the side of the road or something rather than share their secret. So none of us would have benefited from this "innovation" and we might have spent thousands of years before someone of similar intellect discovered this unique way to rent DVDs!
Re:Other patents... (Score:5, Funny)
Funny, dvdsontap.com did the same thing to me, claimed to have received back an empty case. I've taken to videoing myself putting the DVDs back in the cases and sealing it in the envelope, with my digital camera.
Re:Ah well... (Score:3, Funny)
USPTO-Woman: Yes, can I help you?
Nerdy Guy: Yeah, I here have a patent on a particularly interesting formula of hyper-glasniac-poatable freagle-snaks. It will totally revolutionize the world, bring world peace, end hunger, and raise the poor up to be equal contributors to society.
USPTO-W: Interesting. Please put your money into the slot and we'll let you know after our analysis if this makes it past our highly trained team of patent reviewers.
NG: Thank you very much madam.
[scene] Nerdy Guy walks off stage and woman sits back down behind the desk. Camera goes over her shoulder to view what she is reviewing. In one hand is a patent application and in the other she shuffles through a stack of paper that has complete gibberish and brown smudges on it. Once that stack of paper is finished she stamps the patent application as approved andstands up and walks to a door.
[scene change] This room has a number of men in white lab coats watching over roughly 30 monkeys hanging from the ceiling and climbing over chairs. Most are throwing crap around at each other and the abandoned typewriters and the men in lab coats. Goatse happen to be handing from the walls also. USPTO-Woman walks in one of the doors.
USPTO-W: So. How are the researchers doing today? I've been reviewing a number of applications today and have not found any exact matches, so all applications have been approved since we didn't find any prior art.
Re:PATENT SOURCE (Score:3, Funny)
Ummm..prior art? Oh, never mind. This is the USPTO we're dealing with here. They'll put patent examiners on it who don't have cars or something
CmdrTaco Infringes on a Patent (Score:3, Funny)
I represent the Metropolitan Transportation Authority and I must insist that you immediately cease and desist your use of the phrase "Get on the bus!", which is patented by my client under US Patent #2032987. I will expect all references to such phrase to be removed from your site by 12:00 AM GMT on June 25, 2003.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Re:Ah well... (Score:4, Funny)
Are they bastards or not?
Re:Hmmm (Score:1, Funny)
Re:PATENT SOURCE (Score:4, Funny)
You think you jest... Here in France, the drive-thru didn't exist before McDonalds came, so they called it a "McDrive" and trademarked the name...
Re:Other patents...german bread (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Other patents... (Score:5, Funny)
Patent # 31337 (Score:1, Funny)
Sorry, that statement is an infringement on my patent, number 31337, "A method of Pedestrian embarkment from cement or other hard packed substrate onto rectangular public transit conveyance via the method of foot lifting and leg extension."
Re:Other patents... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Other patents... (Score:3, Funny)
You should patent that process, you know.
Re:PATENT SOURCE (Score:3, Funny)
You forgot to log off and change your id... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You forgot to log off and change your id... (Score:3, Funny)
Bus (Score:2, Funny)
I have a patent on getting on the bus.
Re:Other patents... (Score:2, Funny)
wget divx_codec_5.05.exe
wget decss.exe
wget flask_mpeg.exe
(yeah, I know I'm mixing *nix and windows, but I don't know the apps for *nix
Want to reply to yourself to back yourself up? (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Other patents... (Score:3, Funny)
no but you don't expect to see statues giving blowjobs either
Re:Other patents... (Score:2, Funny)
Yep, what will the think of next. . .
Re:Other patents...german bread (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, you silly grammer Nazi, you.
stop (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry but I noticed that, although everything about a bus is patented, actually getting on it wasn't. So my application's in for that. Don't get on the bus if you don't intend to pay royalties.
Hmm... I think I'll file for a patent (Score:2, Funny)
I think it could make money!
Patented patents... (Score:2, Funny)