OSI vs SCO 655
the jackol writes "As expected, the OSI's just given the SCO vs IBM case a bite with this position paper. "SCO has never owned the UNIX trademark. IBM neither requested nor required SCO's permission to call their AIX offering a Unix. That decision lies not with the accidental owner of the historical Bell Labs source code, but with the Open Group.""
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Wait a minute... (Score:1, Funny)
Someone actually used AIX?!
Re:Wait a minute... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Rocketman, as interpreted by William Shatner (Score:1, Funny)
Real for Linux sucks balls.
all your unices are mine! (Score:4, Funny)
As the torch bearers of these hackers I claim ethical ownership of Unix for the Linux and BSD communities
sparkes
Re:Please don't take SCO seriously! (Score:2, Funny)
Root words are mystery and hysterical?
OSI Papers notwithstanding... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Please don't take SCO seriously! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please don't take SCO seriously! (Score:2, Funny)
To think, I wasted 10 minutes reading OSI's full document.
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:2, Funny)
And if all else fails, there is always the HURD [gnu.org]... :-) (seriously!)
Re:As an attorney... (Score:2, Funny)
now mr.trollboy go play somewhere else.
Re:So? (Score:5, Funny)
This explains alot... are you in management?
Re:OSI Papers notwithstanding... (Score:1, Funny)
wasnt there a big ass criminal trial a year ago?
Re:My favorite quote... (Score:3, Funny)
SCO's complaint is factually defective in that it implies claims about SCO's business and technical capabilities that are untrue. It is, indeed, very cleverly crafted to deceive a reader without intimate knowledge of the technology and history of Unix; it gives false impressions by both the suppression of relevant facts, the ambiguous suggestion of falsehoods, and in a few instances by outright lying.
Ouch. 'Dem are some strong words!
Their strength has been in franchise operations including McDonalds, Burger King, and Pizza Hut, which involve lots of parallel small deployments with no individual site requiring enterprise technology. [...] SCO's claim to own the scalability techniques certainly cannot be supported from the feature list of its own SCO OpenServer
So, SCO Unix is the equivalent of a McDonalds' hamburger? Mmmmm... tasty... Would you like a SCO media kit with that?
Examination of SCO's 10Ks reveals that, even were we to assume that every dime of their revenue came from the enterprise market, their 2002 share could not have exceeded 3.1% [5] This is at the level of statistical noise.
Bur-r-r-r-rned!!!
During the USL/Novell vs. BSD court case, it was determined that only three files out of eighteen thousand in the distribution were found to be the licit property of Novell and removed. I wonder how many will be found in Linux.
Uhh... can you say "too late now"?
I think I've had enough already.
Stolen code found (Score:1, Funny)
in AIX: and in Linux: The names of the variables were changed, but that didn't fool my eagle's eye.
SCO used the wrong group (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsoft linkage (Score:5, Funny)
I'd still look for connections down the road. MS sure capitulated to SCO mighty fast. But, don't discount Gates' respect for Unix/Linux either.
But after doing a painfully difficult 1 minute search on Google, I'd say SCO is looking more and more like a Rambus. The lawyers are calling the shots. I see their gripes with MS.
I'll start working on an Illuminati and Free Masons angle. That will be much more diffiulct to call paranoia because we all know they run the world anyway.
WoW is WoW backwards - but theres still IP (Score:2, Funny)
So we know (for a change) how the IP story ends :
...95141.3
But now I'm confused about how that story starts. Any clues?
Study How to Be a Troll! (Score:3, Funny)
If you're going to start something, finish the job. Or just lurk quietly over there & pour hot grits over yourself.
Geoff
Re:Are SCO not just looking for a buyout ?? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:As an attorney... (Score:1, Funny)
WAIT A MINUTE DUDE !(Yes, we certainly do use AIX) (Score:1, Funny)
Its not only your OS that is outdated