RIAA Seeks Estimated $97.8 Billion From MTU Student 827
theodp writes "The Detroit Free Press does the math on the damages sought by the RIAA from the Michigan Technological University student. The total? About $97.8 trillion--yes, trillion with a T--or enough money to buy every CD sold in America last year over again for the next 120,000 years, according to RIAA statistics." Update: 04/05 21:58 GMT by M : The Free Press can do the math, but not very well: the numbers provided show the RIAA is seeking some $97 billion dollars, not trillion. I'm sure the student is *much* happier. Headline updated.
97 Trillion? (Score:5, Funny)
for that kinda money (Score:4, Funny)
One million dollars... (Score:3, Funny)
Throw me a frick'n bone, people.
One Billion-Kagillion Dollars (Score:4, Funny)
Wow... (Score:5, Funny)
Well.... (Score:1, Funny)
Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaa
Cough cough, Hahahah etc...
Only in United Bluff.
Seriously America, snap out of it !!
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
$ 97 TRILLION ?? (Score:1, Funny)
Remember (Score:4, Funny)
Flight Risk (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, I'm thinkin' that if I were staring down the barrel of $97.8 TRILLION dollar lawsuit, I'd be tempted to find a country without extradition treaties. Preferably a friendly, inexpensive country with a tropical climate and lots of nude beaches.
What's the statute of limitations for copyright violations?
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Heck yeah! You have to ask for that much... (Score:4, Funny)
That kind of money could buy a lot of laws.
Brilliant!!!
Boy, that's a lot of money.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They did the math? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure the students are breathing a sigh of relief that it's only $97.8 billion...
Re:This seems a bit much (Score:2, Funny)
Hmmm, should we seek some reasonable amount to compensate for our loss? Something like $4,000 or so? That ought to cover it.
Umm, no... we need to send a message. We need to make sure that it gets in the papers. Let's sue them for (wait for it...) a _million_ dollars!
What?! Are you nuts? You'll never collect, these kids don't have that kind of money and no judge in the universe is going to award that kind of judgement! You might as well sue them for a hundred-trillion dollars.
Oh, I see... Then we'll do that! That way they'll know we are _serious_!!!
*groan*
Re:Can any students comment? (Score:5, Funny)
Student 1: Hey man, the mp3s are down... how the hell am I going to get my muzak.
Student 2: Didn't you hear, the RIAA shut them down!
Student 1: Crap. We should probably start something up to replace them, then.
Student 2: You didn't let me finish, they're getting sued for 97.8 trillion dollars!
Student 1: Hmm... on the other hand, maybe we should make a website about cats.
Re:They did the math? (Score:5, Funny)
You didn't use the RIAA special loss due to priracy arithmetic. Its the same calculations used to calculate what music the american public is going to buy and how much.
Using this much more complex adding system, you will reach the result of 97.8 Trillion dollars
Re:They did the math? (Score:3, Funny)
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Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How did they come up with that? (Score:1, Funny)
The damages they're claiming is more than double the GDP of the entire fucking planet. I'm seriously flabbergasted that they haven't been fined out of existance by the courts for continuously abusing the system.
so.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They did the math? (Score:3, Funny)
The numbers were "fudged" because the student was in possession of 42X CD writers.
Re:Here's a little more math (Score:4, Funny)
Re:652,000 MP3s?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
must be right (Score:5, Funny)
No, the $97.8 Trillion figure must be right. Otherwise it would mean that the music industry plays with numbers, making things artificially high when it suits them and artificially low when it suits the need to cheat the artists. Since it's an entire industry doing this as a collaborative effort, it would even rise to the levels of felony crimes including racketeering if it were shown that they have a long history of bogus math behind their accounting.
The student should call AmeriDebt and get those (Score:5, Funny)
And the payments may even qualify as tax deductable.
Re:Here's a little more math (Score:2, Funny)
Unintended consequence Was: Flight Risk (Score:2, Funny)
Or not, in which case the ultimate result might be even more dead record people.
Re:Running the numbers. (Score:2, Funny)
97,800,000,000 / 281,421,906 = $347520 per citizen
I think the parent was moderated as interesting for his interesting use of division.
Peter
Re:In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Bush will personally sell you a Minuteman II nuclear missile along with the silo for $97.8 trillion.
Perhaps this is the RIAA's motive. "If lawsuits and jail are not an effective deterent, perhaps we need a nuclear deterent to file sharing!"
Re:652,000 MP3s?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Peter
Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Sue student for $97 Billion
3. PROFIT!!!
Holy shit, it works!
Further than Pluto (Score:5, Funny)
The size [hypertextbook.com] of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness.
A stack of one dollar bills worth $97.8 trillion would be 10 billion meters high or slightly more than 25 stacks of bills that each would reach to the moon.
Laid end-to-end the bills would stretch 15.25 trillion meters. That's long enough to stretch from the sun to pluto [the-planet-pluto.com] almost three times over.
That many dollar bills would cover the entire 68 square miles of the District of Columbia in a pile of bills two feet deep.
Oh, wait. Now I get it.
Michael. [michael-forman.com]
That's Trillion ... (Score:5, Funny)
Well shite.... (Score:5, Funny)
In further news . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here's a little more math (Score:2, Funny)
Cajones (Score:4, Funny)
They've had us by the large boxes?
Or did you mean cojones?
And $12? Where are you getting CDs so cheap?
Re:97 Trillion? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:97 Trillion? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:for that kinda money (Score:4, Funny)
Heh, pretty bad when I' rather have a government agency running things, eh?
Never in my life.... (Score:2, Funny)
-CPM
In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Kjella
Re:97 Trillion? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Flight Risk (Score:1, Funny)
I hear Iraq is pretty warm this time of year...
Good idea (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, wait, it's been doing that for years.
Re:Sure, if you say so (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Perception (Score:3, Funny)
Huh? How is UNIX more fascist than Windows?