BSA IDC FUD 354
truthsearch writes "News.com.com is reporting that a 'study, commissioned by the BSA and conducted by IDC, found that in general, nations with the lowest piracy rates had the largest IT sectors. The study, which examined 57 countries, predicted that a 10-point reduction in the rate of piracy over four years could generate 1.5 million jobs and $64 billion taxes worldwide.' The BSA, er... Microsoft, will use this study to convince governments to crack down on piracy. 'Overall, the countries that have the poorest record of IP rights have slower rates of IT growth,' BSA CEO Robert Holleyman said. Oh, and the countries with the most oppression have had the slowest IT growth, but that can't be the cause, nah."
Uh huh... (Score:2, Interesting)
In related news, it was revealed that 20% of reckless drivers smoked marijuana. (Of course, so does 20% of the general population;).
Lies, damned lies, and statistics. Truer words were never spoken...
Correlation == Causation (Score:1, Interesting)
-*{War is Peace}*-
Oh that's great (Score:5, Interesting)
Imagine Palladium getting mandated to make this possible. No Macintosh anymore or similar platforms. Probably no WordPerfect either as it will cost Corel too much to get certified. Linux? Bye bye SuSE, RedHat, Mandrake, et al. It will be an industry dominated by a handful of giants. Our spineless, ignorant politicians have long ago forgotten that it is small and medium-sized business, not the giants, that run most of the economy. If those go under, unemployment will skyrocket, both parties will have egg on their faces and knowing America these days, we won't have a third party gaining power, we'll have 2 party weasles giving people heaping buckets full of Socialism.
Re:Might work... (Score:1, Interesting)
OpenSource advocates should be happy about BSA (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Easy... (Score:3, Interesting)
Open source software _is_ good for the IT industry. Broken software that requires babysitting by elitist gurus is _exactly_ what IT workers want, so they can continue to justify their positions and their salaries.
UNIX and Open source in general are _Great_ for the privileged few IT workers that use them effectively (or use them effectively enough to fool their employers).
Until companies start doing the hard analysis of "gosh, even though i sell shoes, IT is 50% of my expenditures. Maybe i should go back to the old way and cut my costs, after all, any 5.75/hr secretary can file papers and write order tickets"
Then IT industry will crash and the people that had cushy jobs because they were pseudo-wizards will get laid off, and companies will start using software that doesn't require wizards to run, and actually lets them focus on their business instead of their IT dept.
Not that any UNIX/internet companies have had trouble or layoffs recently, or anything
Re:Ummm... (Score:3, Interesting)
(BTW, I'm not saying that seriously, but just pushing the BSA statements a bit further)
The BSA - bunch of thugs (Score:5, Interesting)
Uh huh. Riiiiiight. Seems that the state gub'ment sold a mailing list to these jackbooted thugs. You gimme any of that juris-my-diction crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Scary Part (Score:5, Interesting)
Worse yet is if the BSA presents it's findings over a complimentary lunch where they refuse to feed you until you've heard their propaganda, er, um, presentation.
If only I could print my proposals to use non-MS products in the latest issue of Dumbass Boss Monthly (this month's feature: Shiny Things As Business Strategy), I'd have no trouble. Graphs, documentation and logic seem to hold no weight.
Read The PDF (Score:2, Interesting)
Lies, Damn Lies, and Objectives (Score:4, Interesting)
I was discussing the value of using flaky numbers with a colleague the other day.
I made the point that people who use flaky numbers convincingly tend to get their way more often than people who fuss over accuracy.
So, whether you want to fuss over the quality of your numbers depends on your objective:
1) do you want to understand what is really happening, (eg. a scientist) , or
2) do you want to convince others to go along with you (eg. a politician).
Value judgements aside, what you ought to do depends on your objective.
Re:People with IT jobs see piracy as stealing (Score:4, Interesting)
But I *do* get paid to write software. I get paid for my time to write custom software that isn't distributed. I couldn't give two shits about "piracy". Just pay me according to the signed contract. No pay, no work.
Jebus, you'd think getting paid for each and every copy of something was some kind of God-given capitalistic right.
Must have a study of DRM economic losses (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Note to BSA: go fuck yourselves (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Uh huh... (Score:1, Interesting)
He didn't give an accurate quote. You see, they don't consider alcohol a drug, so when they say "In a roadside study, one in three reckless drivers who were tested for drugs, tested positive for marijuana," [mediacampaign.org] they really mean "of the reckless drivers who were caught, 33% of those not drunk were stoned," which I figure works out to about 5% of the reckless drivers who were caught. I see lots of reckless drivers, and I never see any of them pulled over. Most of them are reckless because they're damn fools in a hurry, not because they're drunk or stoned.
So, apparantly a larger percentage of the population uses marijuana than is impared by marijuana while driving, which makes sense, because most of the smokers I know don't drive stoned. Unlike the drunks, they're smarter than that.
Re:Easy... (Score:3, Interesting)
The point he was trying to make was not how fast an expert can install something, it was, can a company that just fired their IT staff get a secretary and install it by reading the manual?
Even a skilled IT person who hasn't had lots of practice installing that exact combination of software on the specific platform before is going to have to know how to piece together several conflicting manuals, how-to's and newsgroup postings, and combine that with a fair amount of trial and error to get it right.
1/2 an hour my ass. Only if you have done it before several times on the same platform.
Re:Note to BSA: go fuck yourselves (Score:3, Interesting)