Jon Johansen Trial Continues 164
An anonymous reader writes "The Norwegian prosecution has been allowed to change the indictment in their case against "DVD-Jon" Johansen. There is an English language article on Friday's trial proceedings now available." VG.nett is also covering the trial.
Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Jon Johansen is an evil h4x0r that in one fell swoop allowed socialist Linux and *BSD hippies to watch DVDs on their computers.
If there is any justice, he will be hung from a tall tree in the morning.
Yours truly,
Jack Valenti
Re:Hang him. (Score:4, Funny)
Thanks to the new 802.11b wireless tree networks, we'll all have ample notice to resue him...
Re:I'm happy! (Score:2, Funny)
Sadly only about 45% can write english...
Re:Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Sincerely,
Grizzly Adams
Please just wait until something new is written (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698
Friday December 13, @08:53AM
http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698
So yeah, written up differently, but I think still a repeat if you use the same links for different slashdot stories, that both made the front page!
Thank goodness I give my money to the local zoo instead of a slashdot subscription, cuz the zoo monkeys do a better job with my money.
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:5, Funny)
Jon: Murder? With my computer?
Prosecution: Uh, did we say murder? We meant assault.
Jon: All I did was write a program!
Prosecution: Internet Fraud! Exactly what we meant to say.
Jon: How is viewing a DVD on linux fraud?
Prosecution: What's linux?
Jon: A free operating system.
Prosecution: No such thing! We're charging you with Theft and "Intent to View DVDs on Stolen System"!
In Soviet Russia (Score:0, Funny)
What did he do again? (Score:5, Funny)
The way I remember it, Jon was arrested in Norway because the MPAA told the Norwegians he was being a bad boy. Was that a DMCA thing or before that? If it's a DMCA thing, why the fuck is he being tried in Norway, with Norwegian attornies and Judge, for breaking a US law outside the borders of the US?
Jon didn't even give anyone the finger by showing up in the US to deliver a talk about DeCSS, unlike Skylarov and his piece of code.
If the Norwegians caved in because the MPAA threatened them, here's how the conversation should have gone:
MPAA: we want you to prosecute Jon for breaking CSS.
Norway: Fuck off!
MPAA: we'll embargo DVD shipments to Norway!
Norway: Fuck off! We've got diplomats and tourist all over the world that can ship us DVDs.
MPAA:But they won't work in your region coded players!
Norway: Fuck off! We've got Jon-boy and DeCSS...
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm sick of this story. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hang him. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you mean spanning tree? *rimshot*
Thanks! I'll be here all day! Try the fish. Tip your waitress!
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:3, Funny)
Jeg les Dagbladet hver dag og jeg er ikke fra Norge og jeg er ikke Norsk.
--Joey