How Has Post-9/11 Legislation Affected You? 1212
goldspider asks: "I hope this is received in the spirit it was intended in. In a recent Reuters article, the Internet as a whole has been referred to as 'collateral damage' of the U.S.-led War on Terrorism, because of the perceived loss in privacy and online rights as a result of post-9/11 legislation. I am curious to hear about some specific examples of how this legislation has personally or professionally affected the everyday lives of Slashdot readers."
security? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm Portuguese (Score:2, Funny)
Worst, there's a great possibility that none terrorist knows where Portugal is, so we're pretty safe, I think.
Invisibility kicks ass, Portugal is a stealth country!
Cirruz
Too much 9/11 (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sorry, but we've done too much to "commemorate" September 11. What's done is done, and let the dead bury the dead. We should not brand Arabs as guilty and evil. Bush did a poor job handling 9/11. He has killed too many innocent lives in Afghanistan. Iraq should not be an American target. Why don't we just...
*** Knock *** Knock *** Knock ***
"Hello? Yes, how can I help you? Yes, I am loyal to my country. What? Hey! Where are you taking me?!?"
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How has it affected me? I'm worried about what I say in public; that's how it's affected me.
Re:Well, for starters... (Score:3, Funny)
Now available in an easy-to-digest comic form!
http://archive.salon.com/comics/boll/2001/12/20/bo ll/index.html [salon.com]
Thanks to Ruben Bolling's Tom the Dancing Bug, of course.
Re:Well if your at college ... (Score:3, Funny)
I agree completely.. Has anyone else seen the Anti-Drug commercials saying that by buying drugs we help terrorists. This angers me since every sack I ever bought has been straight from Mexico. I believe they are just doing this to make drug users feel responsible for 9/11 . There is no need to rehash these memories to make a point especially when they in no way relate to what happened.
Eyeball to Eyeball with the Feds (Score:5, Funny)
Definitely the 9/11 style attack. I constantly live in fear that terrorists will smuggle a Boeing 757 (fully loaded with jet fuel) into the US from Canada in their car trunk. They'll then go to a public library, and after checking out books like "How to Blow Up Big Buildings with Commercial Airliners", they'll rent out a fleet of crop-sprayers over the Internet, using PGP. They'll tow the 757 to an airstrip using this fleet of crop-sprayers (conserving the 757's fuel for a really big explosion). They'll then suspiciously mill around the plane for a while in plain view of the neighbors with signs up saying "Die America" and "Kablooie Empire State Building". After a while, they'll take off and ram into the Empire State building.
Fortunately, the federal government has forseen this chain of events, and taken prompt action to stop the terrorists at any point.
(My apologies: I couldn't manage to somehow work in a number of federal stupidities like the uncomfortably KGB-like and extremely expensive Office of Homeland Security and the stupid regs that made an aircraft attendant make my father break the apparently deadly file off his nail clippers in his toiletries kit.)
It's affected me quite a bit, and I'm pissed. (Score:5, Funny)
- A.P.
Re:Eyeball to Eyeball with the Feds (Score:3, Funny)
Show me how to kill a man with nail clippers, and I'll try it on you just to see if you're right.
- A.P.
Re:In New Zealand (Score:2, Funny)
Oh c'mon... who'd bomb Hawaii!?!
; )
Re:Amtrak, etc. (Score:2, Funny)
You forgot to tell us whether you blew up the train or not at the end of your story!
Re:Terrorists checks are just a placebo (Score:3, Funny)
You're lucky you didn't get the full rubber glove treatment with a big cylinder of pot in your bag.