Online Auctions Patented, eBay Sued 614
mattfusf writes "This article from News.com talks about a guy who has filed a lawsuit against eBay for patent infringment. Patent 5,845,265 covers a "method..for creating a computerized market for used and collectible goods""
Please (Score:1, Funny)
You know (Score:5, Funny)
Patent Pending for New Business Model (Score:2, Funny)
Come up with a really generic idea, wait, say, ten years for another company to come up with the same idea and become successful and then sue them!
Part 2 of the business model is to sue people who sue companies under the above premeses for patent infringement. Oh wow! Looks like I got my first target!
why don't I.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One more ... (Score:2, Funny)
I'll make billions.
and, of course... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Patent Theory (Score:0, Funny)
Another business method someone should patent (Score:3, Funny)
If only someone would patent *that* and sue the #$%@! out of all of the infringers!
Re:Please (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'll admit, I'm stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
What, you mean something like this patent [uspto.gov]?
Re:One more ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:STOP WITH THE GAY-ASS PATENT JOKES YOU FUCKERS (Score:5, Funny)
REVERSE Reverse kung-fu strategy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:why don't I.. (Score:5, Funny)
And of course, before you think of it, I have also patented filing a patent for the business model of filing patents against people filing patents for any business process involving patenting a business process for filing a suit against anyone filing a suit for patent infringement.
If that's not perfectly clear, I think you should just pay up now and avoid dragging this thing through the courts
On second thoughts, I think I'll go away now and file a patent for the business model of patenting business models which are patents against the exploitation of business models. Or perhaps hire a good lawyer.
Re:Please (Score:2, Funny)
Ah, hindsight! (Score:5, Funny)
Alas, there's too much prior art now to file it -- unless, of course, the patent office were to start approving patents with no regard whatsoever for their validity....
Re:I have proof of prior art from google groups! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh man! I wish I could go back to 1995:
Autographed Marky Mark Underwear
Current bid: $400
Auction ends on: 09/25/95, 10:09:29 PDT
Auction started on: 09/11/95, 10:09:29 PDT
haha
Idea (Score:2, Funny)
I'll Sue (Score:2, Funny)
just can't buy it... on weed? (Score:2, Funny)
But what about the phrase
TPO.dispose(); (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Patent Pending for New Business Model (Score:3, Funny)
2) Sit back while patent is adopted
3) Sue the crap out of everyone
4) ???
5) Collect underpants!
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