Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals' 1036
Rio writes: "A Local6.com article tells us about a database that contains a list of people who police believe are likely to break the law. It features names, addresses and photographs of potential suspects --many of whom have clean slates. Since the system was introduced in Wilmington in June, most of the 200 people included in the file have been minorities from poor, high-crime neighborhoods."
Re:Privacy is gone... Get over it. (Score:2, Funny)
Well, you're supposed to wash them anyway, so why are you afraid? Oh, I see...
future crimes... (Score:4, Funny)
Cheers,
-- RLJ
humor folks...
A Natural Choice... (Score:5, Funny)
Expand that database... (Score:4, Funny)
As of press time, rumors that the MPAA and RIAA had sent representatives to the Wilmington police department with lists of local computer owners were unconfirmed.
Whew... (Score:3, Funny)
If this had been done in Philly, the whole city population would have had to be listed...
Re:Privacy is gone... Get over it. (Score:1, Funny)
A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.
The Harvard man says, "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Stop the insanity! (Score:4, Funny)
Future criminals? The RIAA knows better! (Score:3, Funny)
Cheers
-b
nothing to lose then (Score:3, Funny)
Great idea! (Score:2, Funny)
There is already a list of ... (Score:5, Funny)
I would best most of those CEO's don't live in high crime areas
[This was a joke to the moderator challenged]
Re:Privacy is gone... Get over it. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pennies... (Ass Pennies) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:First Off (Score:2, Funny)
Now we need protection from warrentless SELECTs!
Re:Go figure, it's for the "war" on drugs. (Score:3, Funny)
The war on drugs:
1)I support the current war on drugs.
2)I support the legalization of a few drugs.
3)I support the legalization of most drugs.
4)I support the legalization of all drugs.
5)I support cowboyneal's drugs.
Re:Stop the insanity! (Score:3, Funny)
Trust The Computer.
Re:Trend (Score:5, Funny)
Whatever you say, Mister T^HButtle...
Re:A Natural Choice... (Score:3, Funny)
A must beter choice that would directly impact in the really dangerous criminals would be a list of software developers.
Yep, start with them Open Source Developers - everybody knows thei're all hackers that just haven't been caught in the act yet (dirty basterds). Since hacking has bigger sentences than murder or rape, hacking must be worse.
Re:Let's see... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's see... (Score:4, Funny)
"Your honor, my client couldn't have committed the crime. The prosecution's forensic evidence says the crime happened at 0130h.
My client's ISP's billing records show that he was assigned IP address aa.bb.cc.dd from 2230 the previous night to 0330 that morning.
The HTTP logs from www.goatse.cx show that a user at aa.bb.cc.dd transferred 1,327 images of h0t g04t pr0n from 2235 to 0320h.
My client may be guilty of poor taste in pr0n that's not what he's on trial for.
And if I may add, Your Honor, one look at the spams you no doubt get every day, and you'll conclude that the rest of the country's taste in pr0n isn't that great either.
The defence moves that the Court order the prosecution to remove its head from the goat's ass. The defence rests."
Please Save Us Some Time (Score:2, Funny)
Thank you!
weownu@whitehouse.com
Re:future crimes... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Go figure, it's for the "war" on drugs. (Score:4, Funny)
Hm, at what point in the "growing up" process is the stick implanted in your ass?
- A.P.