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A Leaner DSL Bill Introduced 10

Mansing writes: "A somewhat toned version of Billy "Baby Bell" Tauzin's Telecommunications Bill has been introduced in the U.S. Senate. It is the same bill without the long distance provisions. Better for the Baby Bells, not better for the independent DSL providers."
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A Leaner DSL Bill Introduced

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  • It appears subliminally whenever the TV-rating appears on screen. If you run the broadcast signal through a polarity modulator, you can make it out if you interlace the frames, rotate it 270 degrees, and invert it black for white.

    END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

    <SNIP instructions to read it carefully...>

    1. GRANT OF LICENSE: Subject to the terms below, Turner Broadcasting, a division of AOL-Time Warner hereby grants you a non-exclusive, non-transferable license to view this VHF broadcast or cable or sattelite transmission ('Program') without cost, in exchange for the requirement of viewing interstitial commercial messages ('Advertisments').

    <SNIP what you are allowed to do...>

    Whether you are licensing the Program as an individual or on behalf of an entity, you may not: (i) rewind, replay at slow-motion, or make unauthorized use of Closed Captioning to attempt to transcribe the script; (ii) re-edit, or create derivative works based upon the Program in whole or in part without the express written consent of Turner Broadcasting, a division of AOL-Time Warner; (iii) distribute copies of the Program; (iv) remove any Advertisments or labels on the Program; (v) resell, lease, rent, transfer, sublicense, or otherwise transfer rights to the Program; (vi) leave the presence of the television during advertisments, change the channel broadcast on the television, or in any other way ignore the Advertisements.

    And it goes on from there...

    • WTF? This isn't the story i tried to post this comment to. I tried to post it to the one about the guy at Turner saying that all PVR-commercial stripping is theft, but apparently that story's temporarily disappeared.

      • Great. Senator Hollings is in charge of the Senate Commerce Committe. We're fucked now. New licensce:

        You may not tape this broadcast for time-delay or time-shift purposes. You may not view it more than once. Any device built to circumvent the commercial advertisements will land you in jail for 30 years. Coaxial cable splitters are now circumvention devices and are thusly illegal. Every television in your house must now be licensed on a per-TV basis. All televisions will promptly self destruct if there are more than one person sitting in front of it. Licensing will be payed on a per-person basis. All new TV's will have integral credit card scanners as well as the ability to directly debit your checking account or EFT your life savings away for watching a movie or two. The option to donate to Sen. Hollings reelection will of course be provided, and will be the default selection.

        And, the apathetic americans will laugh and pay the Hollings tax to the MPAA; not even realizing what has happened. In fact, history will be rewritten to make future generations think it's ok because "That's the way it's always been".

        Why do senators feel the need to be controversial? And why do they feel the need to 'stimulate our economy'? Our industry is just fine, thank you very much.

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