Ashcroft, Ellison Win 'Big Brother' Privacy Awards 14
GuyMannDude writes "Reuters is reporting that Privacy International's 4th Annual US "Big Brother" Awards have been announced at the 12th Conference on Computers, Freedom and Privacy. Ashcroft won "Worst Government Official" and Ellison won "Worst Corporate Invader". Couldn't have happened to a pair of nicer guys."
Re:If you don't like the govt (Score:1, Funny)
Right. In fact, they shouldn't even *talk* about it or disseminate opinions about which people or organizations are most likely to attempt to infringe your privacy. Because nobody ever, ever needs help with anything and nothing ever needs to be publicized.
Well actually (Score:2, Funny)
It's a Doc Marten standing on a mummy's head. I thought it was some goth award at first.
Re:Each "winner" received... (Score:3, Funny)
I would not like to be the UPS guy who had to deliver these things to Oracle or the DOJ...
UPS Guy: I need you to sign for thisReceptionist: What is it, first
UPS Guy: It says "Award enclosed" and "Fragile". That's all i know.
Receptionist: We have to be security conscious around here, y'know.
*opens box*
*sees golden shrunken head*
Receptionist: AIEEEEEEEE! There's no way we're signing for this... Send this &*()#&*()#%@&@^#(%) back to those mother&(#*&%)!!!!!!!!!!