Comcast To Stop Tracking Users' Web Habits 181
jdavidb writes "According to this article, Comcast will no longer keep track of what its users view online." Good.
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Slashdot stories are getting shorter. (Score:4, Funny)
kick ass (Score:2, Funny)
Big Brother's Rationalization (Score:4, Funny)
Comcast Executive Vice President Dave Watson said Tuesday that the company was recording no more information about its customers than is common in the industry and no more than needed to optimize its network.
"How else are we going to keep our customers if we don't have blackmail material?"
Use babelfish... (Score:5, Funny)
Comcast said in a statement that it will stop storing the information "in order to completely reassure our customers that the privacy of their information is secure."
After using the MBA -> English translator on Babelfish, we get:
Oh shoot, you cought us, so we will pretend we care about you. HAHA, we will just find another way to treat y'all like cattle. BTW: Please don't sue me.
Re:Slashdot stories are getting shorter. (Score:0, Funny)
[publicity chief] I'm not sure what went wrong. We'll find something else.
Re:yeah, right (Score:2, Funny)
Obviously, this was taken out of context. Mr. Graham then went on to mutter to himself, "We do it for business reasons, not privacy reasons."
Re:kick ass (Score:1, Funny)
Why would the US Attorney General care if you went to crazynakedcollegesluts.com? Porn isn't illegal. Now, if you went to some Iraqi site you may be in big trouble.. but then, you're a terrorist if you're looking for information about Iraq!