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Inspector Clouseau (Score:5, Funny)
Inspector Clouseau
Missing Option (Score:4, Funny)
Missing Options (Score:5, Funny)
_ Facebook
_ The Dream Police
Re:Ik mis de Mossad (Score:5, Funny)
They are too effective. They hacked slashdot and removed the option. Your post will soon disappear.
Re:The correct answer is Russia. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I guess (Score:4, Funny)
I hate the choices in this poll.
Me too. Where is the extraterrestrial option? This has the added benefit that if they are spying on me, they probably aren't kidnapping and probing me. I hate when that happens. Spying is much better. [puts tinfoil hat back on]
Why is CSE (Canada) so high? (Score:5, Funny)
Just curious, but why is the Canadian option so high? (I'm a Canadian).
Does our reputation for being polite make people think our spying is also polite? Like, maybe you get a note indicating you're being spied on, along with a poutine and a tim horton's coffee?
Or does everyone just think/know that our intelligence agencies are rather harmless...
USA (Score:5, Funny)
The USA, because they are bound by laws and the constitution. Since they must follow the Bill of Rights, you know they aren't going to spy on you or act on any intelligence (false positive or otherwise) without proper due process.
Other countries' intelligence agencies, on the other hand, will swoop you up in the dead of night from a foreign country and send you off to a prison camp where you will be tortured, or their law enforcement agencies could coerce you into admitting to a crime you didn't commit by threatening to send you off to that prison camp, all in the name of fighting terrorism when really some stooge just wants to check the box next to "case closed." According to my high school social studies teacher, the good ol' USA would never commit such atrocities.
Re:I guess (Score:5, Funny)
Where's the option "The one that lets me have an interface to their amazing backup service."
Re:Gotta Go With Cuba (Score:3, Funny)
DRINK!
(Sorry, I have a new drinking game. One of the rules is you have to drink whenever someone says "you are the product".)